TP

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

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Such disrespect. I see we're going to have to perform an exorcism via Vietnamese leaches.

@Dinh AaronMk

suck it

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

i fucking bet

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

are you a fucking looser or are you having sex with loosers?

@Lunamaria

Neither.

I'm sorry TP, you need to get off the internet. This is your doctor, I'm coming to operate.

By the way, if you don't mind this is the new standardized surgical dress.

@Dinh AaronMk

Suck it Trebek.

1. How is the food?
2. Get well soon bro, that shit fucking sucks. Why couldn’t Jesus be around to heal you? Makes me think he’s kind of a dick.

@Marik

1. Haven't eaten anything.
2. Jesus is a dick. But, you can be my own personal Jesus ;)

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

Are you looking at a robot prosthetic yet?

Alternatively, have you considered amputating your lower body and grafting yourself onto a horse?

@Antarctic Termite

The second one has come across my mind many times. And, I am a Sagittarius after all. So it'd be acceptable.

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

Was it the alcohol or the knee?

@Awson

Knee. I now have blood clots in my lungs due to inactivity of it. Yay!

What does it feel like to be touched by nurses?

@Vilageidiotx

Not as good as I imagined. :(

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

AMA!

THE GREAT GRAND ALMIGHTY ROAST THREAD (PG-16+)

fuck you kb

tfw you have to write 12 pages in a day

did you do it aza

One Easy Step

My roommate came back from deployment and drank all my scotch. But he buys decent box-wine and leaves it unattended all day, so....... draw?

@mdk

Sounds like you should drink it.

One Easy Step

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Well come and get me motherfucker. If you live where I think you do then you've only got one state border to cross.

Also, what have you been drinking? Good shit? Cheap shit? All of the above?

@Marik

I do live where you think I live. Though, if you live where I think you live it would be a few hour drive to the middle of that state. Jokes aside, if I was able to drive I'd take a trip to hang out. Maybe a bit more, too

Captain Morgan. I'm all outta cheap whiskey, so I'm drinking good rum. Got about $40 bucks left, so it's time to refill some of my stock.