@Snarfulblast Which one of your trainers?
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Idaho's really, really good at throwing stuff up after a night of heavy drinking. Will that be of any use?
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Ha ha. My bad. At work ATM but I'll look over your CS.
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'Maryland' always sounds like a religious theme park to me. Oh God, please don't make her a religious nut. That would drive Idaho crazy.
Well, crazier.
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You mean you didn't get the secret black ops briefing kit that got sent out to all Project Freelancer candidates? They were disguised as inflatable sex dolls which looked like Commander Miranda Keyes so as not to cause suspicion, but really contained a dumb AI programmed to tell you everything you needed to know about the assignment.
Oh, and they also told knock knock jokes for some reason. Probably shouldn't have let Wyoming do the programming, but for some reason the three hours of moaning I submitted for use were deemed 'inappropriate'.