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Part Seven: Outnumbered, Outgunned, Outplanned, Out Of Cheesecake?!

Ice Reaver: Bailey! What the heck!? BrokenPromise, can you yell at them?

BrokenPromise: No.

Ice Reaver: But… you just turned Dark Cloud into a rotisserie chicken… you can’t- Bailey just-

BrokenPromise: No.

IceReaver: B-

Nakushita: I’ll yell at them if you want.

Ice Reaver: Who the cheesecake are you!?

Nakushita: My name is Nakushita. You must be Ice Reaver, leader of the Pro-cheesecakers.

Ice Reaver: Yeah… why… What side are you on…?

Nakushita: Oh- well, I’m on your side, but I can see the Anti-Cakers’s reasoning as I can see through murky water. Wait- I can’t, that metaphor made no sense.

Jonisca: You’re not wrong.

“Ah. Jonisca. Welcome to the pantry.”

Jonisca: Oh, I’m only here because we ran out of cheesecake batter.

“WAIT WHAT!?” This reaction was shared by everybody, except for Jonisca herself and Nakushita- the latter having no idea why this was a bad thing. “Bailey!! Prepare my Cadillac!”

BaileyBlue302: We have a Cadillac?

“JUST DO IT!”

Bailey hurried off to prepare the Cadillac, though they didn't really know why a disembodied Voice wanted to have a car at the ready, they could only guess. This is getting out of hand quickly, They posted in the status bar. This status was met by one 'like' from everybody in the immediate vicinity. That added up to ten likes, a record high for Bailey's status (this has since been broken by an 11-like status). Of course, that meant they missed an EPIC. FOOD. FIIIIIIIGHT!

I dramatized that, probably. -The Author

“Now. Which of you wants to die first?”

BrokenPromise: How about none of us?

Hungry Vandal: Nope.

Red Rust: Wait- another person we have to fight?

Hungry Vandal: I’m just spectating. Dunno what you’re talking about.

“KILL THEM, VANDAL!”

Ice Reaver: Really?

Hungry Vandal: What? Huh? Sorry, I don’t take orders from-

Dark Cloud: Kill them, ple-

It started when my boss, Jerald, ordered me to prepare his Cadillac. I didn't even know we had one! So I go into the back with Jonisca and we look around for the car. Only there's not a car. But there is a cow. And yes, I'm serious. I never joke about these things. I look at Jonisca and Jonisca looks at me. She gestures to a sign above the cow's pen that reads "Cadillac" and a smirk crosses her face. I'm starting to think she planned it, but I'm not sure. After all, I’m not really sure who to trust at the moment.

Anyway. I approach the cow and try to saddle it- because that’s the logical thing to do, right? Apparently not. It bites my hand. First of all, being bitten by a cow hurts. Second of all, WHY DO COWS BITE- I THOUGHT THEY WERE VEGITARIAN! Apparently, I was wrong. Anyhow- I start saddling up the cow and it lets me this time and yeah. Then I just wait with Jonisca. Just waiting, for Jerarld, as always. After a minute I open the metaphorical floodgates and literal gate and let the cow out. I mean, what else was I supposed to do?! I didn't expect a war cry!

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