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3 yrs ago

Current *Sets down Halloween cake for everyone and heads back off into the abyss.*

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4 yrs ago

*Places down a rhubarb crumble for everyone and heads back to her projects.*

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4 yrs ago

My biological father passed away last night of a heart attack... I'm not even sure how to process everything I'm feeling right now.

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4 yrs ago

Lol Never lie to your massage therapist about how much you drank before a massage. I'll know within 20 minutes if you lied. Fun time at work. X.X

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4 yrs ago

*Cuts up banana cream pie for the status bar.* I think we could all use this... Lol.

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Greetings, Ladies and Gentlemen.


I am the charming UndeadEyes.
That's my twitch handle too.
I'm 31 years-of-age.
I've been roleplaying for way too long.
About 20 years... 
Holy leaping salamanders of flame that's a long time!

I'm equal parts loved, hated, feared, and revered.
I'm a complex woman...

I'm an L.M.T. and have a lot of free time between jobs.

I love Roleplaying and I'm always looking for new ones.
So, feel free to message me if you'd like to start a story with me!

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Visitor Messages

Pepschep 4 yrs ago

I will decide for myself wheter or not I choke on those. 

It's not difficult tbh

Dark Cloud 4 yrs ago

You are very pretty, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

Dark Cloud 4 yrs ago

Your welcome and hopefully everything with your health turns out okay.
Undead Eyes 4 yrs ago

Lol Thank you. :)

Bliss Audacious 5 yrs ago

You make getting torn into quarters sound so inviting. 
(I thought to turn the convo away from statuses in case someone thinks it's spam)

Bliss Audacious 5 yrs ago

How silly of me. Albeit this is my first time being turned into a pastry, you must forgive a moment's confusion.
Undead Eyes 5 yrs ago

Haha. Not torn, slowly cut with a sharp knife. We don't want torn cake. That makes it harder to work with.

Blaze Gamma 5 yrs ago

Hello!

Blaze Gamma 5 yrs ago

Konban wa
Undead Eyes 5 yrs ago

HI!

Callousqueen 5 yrs ago

Happy birthday, your half way to 60. Next year, you will be 31 and half way to 62 and retirement. Next year, your on the downhill to moving to Florida for your retirement 

Lady Absinthia 6 yrs ago

Good luck on your certification today! You got this. ^_^

Undead Eyes 6 yrs ago

<3

Mistiel 6 yrs ago

You IRL = 

Undead Eyes 6 yrs ago

XD Yep.

Winter Star12 7 yrs ago

Challah bread. The best bread! I actually love to make sandwiches out of challah bread

Winter Star12 7 yrs ago

Ah well for me I have these things called abdominal migraines and I also have acid reflux which cause my stomach problems
Undead Eyes 7 yrs ago

While I have stomach issues, I don't think it's the same type, but we haven't found the cause of mine yet. XD
Winter Star12 7 yrs ago

It's super yummy though if you have stomach issues I wouldn't recommend it with mashed potatoes they cause me stomach issues
Undead Eyes 7 yrs ago

I have not. o-o
Winter Star12 7 yrs ago

Yum! Have you ever had corn casserole?
Undead Eyes 7 yrs ago

Hehe. First time making it for me. We're gonna' make French Toast. :D

Jurassic Weeb 7 yrs ago

If a woman pulled worms normally found in cows from her eyes, then literal stomach butterflies are not out of the question.

Keep your chin up, my friend.

Undead Eyes 7 yrs ago

Buahaha. Yeah, I saw that.
While it's stressful, I'm trying to stay calm.
I'm happy to be finally finding out what's wrong with me, just mad that it took 10 years due to shitty doctors.

Mistiel 7 yrs ago

I had a religion teacher named Miss Gallagher and I'm a Washington native born and raised.  O_o

Mistiel 7 yrs ago

I suppose I should've recognized it wasn't you. She was the first person I ever knew to use "fantabulous" as a catchphrase.
Undead Eyes 7 yrs ago

Buahaha. Well, I've never been a teacher...so...we're safe!
And hello my fellow Washingtonian!

Jurassic Weeb 7 yrs ago

Praying for ya, kid. I don't normally do that but even if you aren't a friend, I feel I've known you long enough to warrant talking to the Big Man Upstairs on your behalf.

Undead Eyes 7 yrs ago

Haha. I'm too old to be a kid.
But shouldn't be anything too serious, I've had it a while... But it's not 'around' the gland as expected. It's on or in...
Still, of all my health problems, it's low on the list. Lol.

Lady Absinthia 7 yrs ago

Lmao, basically how I got my last two kitchenaides. Next big fight, I'm shooting for an Artisan Sea Glass, cause fuck roses.

Undead Eyes 7 yrs ago

xD!!!!!

TrippyNightmare 7 yrs ago

Sounds like @badguy28 's dogs, they are both males and just make out with each other LOL.

Undead Eyes 7 yrs ago

Haha. These two dogs used to be friends, but one moved away (The female), and now she's visiting, and all over him.

TrippyNightmare 7 yrs ago

It gets better.

Undead Eyes 7 yrs ago

In time, sure. Just sucks during.

Mistiel 8 yrs ago

When I was in sixth grade nearly twelve years ago, my religion teacher was named Miss Gallagher.  @_@

Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

Lol!

Uncertain Tea 8 yrs ago

Glad to hear your doggo is healthy!

Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

It's plausible, yes.
However, she may also just have a leg that can't take as much impact or endurance when out playing/jogging.
But that could have been with or without the surgery.

She's happy though, and that's what matters to me. :)
Uncertain Tea 8 yrs ago

Aah, well that's good then that it hasn't gotten any bigger. As for the leg injury, will she ever be the same? And at least she can work off the weight. :D
Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

As for her leg injury, she healed without surgery. Still needs a few more months to probably 100% recover, but she can run and play again. Lol Sadly, she put on 15lbs during her restricted routine. ^.^;
Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

Thank you!
I'm happy too. I figured she would be. I take care of my girl.
However, I need to get a 'lump diary' on a growth on her tail.
If it grows, she needs it cut off. Thankfully, it hasn't grown in many months, so I'll keep a log, but I think it's just a cyst or a fat deposit.

SmileyJaws 8 yrs ago

If someone has a foot fetish and they cheat, does that mean they got off on the wrong foot???

Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

...John? >.>
SmileyJaws 8 yrs ago

Because I'd think that makes one a pedaphile...
Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

-Eye squint- Are you who I think you are?

Mistiel 8 yrs ago

I too am from WA. Rock on!  Mercer Island here! :P 

Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

Woo! A fellow Washingtonian!
Kirkland for me, so we're not far away. Lol. :3
Did you get to enjoy the bit of sun we had today?
Mistiel 8 yrs ago

Yes I did! Much better than the pebble-sized hail we had sheeting down on like...Saturday I think? My weekend went by in a blur haha. Am soooo Looking forward to summer. ^.^
Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

We didn't get the hail over here! I think it was pretty nice in Kirkland on Satuday. :3

Tyler Night 8 yrs ago

YAAAY for Harvest Moon!!!

Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

THE NEW ONE SUCKS AS MUCH AS THE LAST!
BUT HM is technically now SoS since the split, and just doing the opener, it looks really promising. :D
Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

There are 3 for the original GBC. :D
Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

Haha. HM hasn't been the same since the split. They seriously need to get off the minecraft thing and go back to the real deal, but without their designers and such, SoS has become the new HM. GUH!
I have over 40 games from the series, and with the split, I have to collect both now! ;-;
Tyler Night 8 yrs ago

40?!

I only know of like a dozen.
Tyler Night 8 yrs ago

I own 3 on the playstation, I love the original for the snes.
Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

Yep! There be a lot of dating back to the good ol' snes!
Tyler Night 8 yrs ago

I know of Harvest Moon, Harvest Moon 64, the 3 playstation versions and 5 handheld versions including the original gbc.

POOHEAD189 8 yrs ago

She's adorable. I used to train dogs, tbh. I love them 

Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

Very cool. I work with them currently. Training isn't part of my business, but I do it anyways if they stay with me for a week or longer.

POOHEAD189 8 yrs ago

I love your jokes. Also, I see you like Whose Line is it Anyway. I recognize that last status XD

Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

Thank you. That is my PTSD service dog named Iris. :3 She's my world.
Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

Haha. The 'You better make sure he's dead' one?

Yeah. :D Whose Line was so awesome.
POOHEAD189 8 yrs ago

Yes, I remember Colin saying that haha. Also that's a cute lil doggy on your avatar. :)

Tyler Night 8 yrs ago

Hi there :D

Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

Hello. o-o
Yeah, chit chat can be fun.
Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

O-o. Hi.
Tyler Night 8 yrs ago

I saw you said you like chit chat with strangers and thought I should say hi to the pretty lady :D
Tyler Night 8 yrs ago

So what kind of rp do you like to do?
Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

XD I love how these messages can't be sent in actual order...
Uh, lots. Lol. I have a thread you can look at to better answer that.
Tyler Night 8 yrs ago

yeah it is crazy lol

I do all kinds of rp, my current craze is kaiju.

Uncertain Tea 8 yrs ago

Sorry to hear about your dog! Hope she recovers well.

Undead Eyes 8 yrs ago

Thanks. :3
We may be taking a road trip to Idaho to better afford it.
The procedure where I live is 3K+.
In Idaho, it's apparently a lot cheaper... 5 hour drive to save thousands and fix my dog? Yes pwease! lol

Ruby 9 yrs ago

Sorry about your cat. =(

Undead Eyes 9 yrs ago

Thanks.
We're hoping to get her back.
We're doing everything we can... I'm hoping she's just scared and disoriented.

POOHEAD189 9 yrs ago

Hope your surgery went well, Caoimhe! Lovely name btw

Undead Eyes 9 yrs ago

Thanks. <3
It went well (even though I had a car crash the day before--oi!).
My post op is Wednesday. I'm hoping I'm less sore by then.

And I love my name. <3 I also love hearing people say it wrong. Great for a laugh.
POOHEAD189 9 yrs ago

Here's hoping you feel better soon^^
And I've learned a fair amount of Gaelic the past few years. The spelling is so utterly hard XD
POOHEAD189 9 yrs ago

I learned a fair bit of the Scot Gaelic.
LooooL that's quite a problem. I would think it's Keeva
Undead Eyes 9 yrs ago

Haha. Worse, there are two ways to say mine.
So, even when I meet Irish people, it's like "Keeva or Queeva?"
Undead Eyes 9 yrs ago

You'd be right. :)
It depends on region in Ireland to get it right.
People who say it 'Keeva' will accept it either way. People who are commonly pressed to use 'Queeva' often reject 'keeva' as a way of saying it at all! Lol.

Rirrii 9 yrs ago

I hope your surgery goes well!

Undead Eyes 9 yrs ago

Thank you. It's over now. I'm very drugged up. lol.

Jurassic Weeb 9 yrs ago

3DS FC: 3969-6630-9098 :)

Undead Eyes 9 yrs ago

FC: 2509-5020-6136
Name: Caoimhe

I believe I need your name too in order to add you.

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