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Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

Welcome back to the Fourth of July Hunger Games! Yeh, I know, the holiday is over and now we should probably be talking about another upcoming holiday, but screw that. Let's kill these people instead!



Chairman Brobyburger has liberated some comrades from the fabric shackles of bourgeois civilization as his revolution explores nudism. You can probably put a joke here about buns but I don't really feel like it. Camacho tries to convince The Eagle to murder the 18th president of the US, but that eagle can't swoop so low as to become a traitor. Camacho is rebuked by the mighty 'murican raptor.

The Shifty Kebab Guy hooks up in San-Francisco and explores a new sort of meat. I wonder if he met with Arnie? I can imagine them now, spooning somewhere on the set of Full House, the Kebab man letting down his shiftiness and becoming serene in Arnie's manly grip...

...all the while Trump lays below and smiles that sorta "I shat my diaper" smile he does so well. #MakeAmericanGayAgain

Nic Cage lives about the same life you'd imagine him to live.

But then Lafayette murders Abe! This isn't the Lincoln of the lasts games. Oh no. This one has no fighting spirit. He even let himself die at the hands of a Frenchman! This isn't the first President that Lafayette has killed. He insulted Fillmore to death as well. A true American bad-ass, and a little horrifying. peperony and chease.

Florida Man shows us the colder parts of being Florida Man. It's not surprising, though I imagine he wasn't an impressive soldier either. The Forest Gump type I'd suspect.



That starts rather dramatically.



Snowden is the one that took out Obama. How fitting is that? This is some Game of Thrones shit, like when [Spoiler] comes back from the [Spoiler] and retakes [Spoiler], avenging [Spoiler] and becoming [Spoiler] in the [Spoiler]. Julian Assange sends his regards. peperony and chease.

Sherman defends food from Guy and the gang. LeBron attempts to convince a plate of buffalo wings to kill one of America's most famous slave holders, but the buffalo wings don't share the same values and decline. The stranger Arnold Benecit, his fireworks duds and his matches made in China, sleeps apart from his country. Betty White cannot see the flag. Will this play to her advantage? Joe finished Michael Bay, who in dying via explosion is truly hoisted by his own retard. peperony and chease. Jeff Goldblum doesn't surprise us. But then BLM, an entire movement including thousands of people, dies from smoke inhalation. peperony and chease^1000



Oh that poor redneck. Can I use the "Hoisted by his own retard?" joke, or would that be inappropes? Cornwallis and Lafayette both have made a good showing despite not having the American credentials required to make real person. That redneck on the other hand was 100% pure flag-waving goodness. I mean, he has a truck. Look at that truck! Look at it! peperony and chease.

The others keep their distance and settle in. Will Smith is alert to things all around him, while Roosevelt will soon be aware of that which is within, and that which is below. Jesus pulls an all nighter so that our sins may be defaulted upon.

Adversity and Pride

Yeh, you couldn't really turn "I don't want to see it in public" into a general argument, I agree. I don't like to see in public box shaped cars, bumper sticker with dead fetuses on them, advertisement billboards, those t-shirts that brag about how sarcastic the wearer is, or traffic cops, but that I don't want to see those things aren't necessarily an argument. Hell, I don't really want to see people not giving me lots of money in public, but i can't do much about that.

I hate sunlight

I do prefer overcast days too. I think for me I have enough English blood that the entire lack of sunlight thing doesn't effect me in a negative depressy way, and I know overcast days have a way of milding out the temperature so an overcast day in the summer is cooler while an overcast day in the winter is warmer. I also really really hate heat.

That being said, yeh, if a dislike of sunlight is more than just grumbling and fatigue then you might want to see someone.

Treason Day Shitposting Thread

Myriad Reality

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Don't @him; he'll come here.

@Techspert

Adversity and Pride

I also wonder why Americans are so obsessed with heritage and culture. Most Slavs living in America are barely Slavic at all. Most Irish living in America are barely Irish at all. It seems like some vague attempt at getting glory and/or something to be proud of because you are lacking in personal achievements.

@Buddha

I think ethnic heritage is part of American culture really. I will say for one the Irish get more than anybody because St Patty's is a drinking holiday so everybody gets into it. You'll see black guys marching down the street with "Kiss me I am Irish" shirts.

But that sort of goes into it. Our national identity isn't attached to a racial one like it is in Europe, so the idea of people celebrating ethnic heritage doesn't feel out of place. Most small town ethnic festivals are more about getting people to visit and buy stuff than anything else, and we like it because we like the idea that we are a nation of immigrants (despite what some people think about new immigrants.) Our national identity is basically "Everyone left their shitty European countries to create a country in the new world that isn't shitty", and ethnic festivals back up that idea. So in a sense for us, celebrating divergence is part of celebrating being an American. I would suspect that cultural tendency is part of the reason the Pride parade is an American invention.

I would generally agree with you about the last part, that someone who becomes obsessive enough about heritage might be making up for personal failings, but these things can surely be measured in degrees. Marching in an ethnic parade, or a gay pride parade, doesn't necessarily mean that is all you ever do or all you are interested in.

The Unpopular Opinions Thread.

Most people that claim Batman is their favorite superhero don't actually like superheroes.

@RyoRyoRyoken

I kinda fit into this category. I think its because generally speaking superheroes with powers tend to be hard to relate to, but Batman is a regular man with a complicated story behind him rather than just powers.

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

Welcome back to the Fourth of July Hunger Games! We've saw the rise of Brobyburgerism. We've seen murder, and basketball, and Betty White sleeping naked. Let's find out what happens next!





The peoples proletarian democratic revolution spreads across America. Comrade Will Smith and Comrade Jesus are dedicated to establishing the workers state. Uphold Brobyburger-Will Smith-Jesus thought!

Lafayette represents the reactionary vote, and he assaults Americans most forgotten presidents with the reactionary's best weapon. I hope Fillmore got to enjoy his sausages before he perished. Peperony and chease.

Cornwallis kills two of America's most absolute bad-asses. Revenge for his defeat by George Washington (peperony and chease)? And he looks so smug about it too, such a smug murdering SOB. Somebody should tell him about the Brexit and wipe that smug smirk right off his murdering face. Nic Cage and Jeff Goldblum create the plot for the next National Treasure. Old people chase each other on motor scooters. And some random guy named Arnold Benecit attempts to murder a Redneck, but that redneck is saved my the flight of a Jefferson.



"You are my proper-tay
The one hundredth big black guy
Believe when I say
I want even more slaves!

Yeh, I think Lee has the chops.

Chairman Brobyburger explains how the abuses of the capitalist state can not be fixed legislatively, boring Hot Wings long enough that the Chairman could escape to fight another day. And then Sherman... well, damn guy. ISIS is going after the American currency market by getting rid of the least popular coin. peperony and chease.

florida man most definitely doesn't have good health insurance. florida man is lying. The WBC steals thunder from Mr. Universe while Obama saves his skin from a man who has eaten his fair share of Pork Rinds. Hogan and BLM get confused.

And also, this really sticks out, Trump builds subdivisions. So far he has voted democrat, stayed in the white house with thousands of black protesters, and now he is actually working on realistic real estate options? Guys, guys, we are dealing with the 90's version of Trump here. This is gawdam Clinton years Trump!



I think Kissinger still holds a grudge against Abe over the latter's basketball victory. Lebron receives some who knows what, uncertain if any of it will work. Snowden and an Eagle in a scooter chase seems too silly. But Hemingway, Hemingway. Man, why you gotta turn you back on your people?



This time it looks like we just smeared a black sharpie across a big chunk of the history

Well that will be it for today. I will be going out of town for a couple of days so we will be on super-temporary hiatus.

Adversity and Pride

what the righteous fuck happened in 1970? Like, what I get from this graph is that suicide rates followed each other until then, and then suddenly it smashes right the fuck up. That seems significant, and I can't imagine what could cause it. Especially when it is comparing, like, turn of the century generations that would have had to contend with sweat shop labor conditions.

If I go around licking lollipops shaped like a vagina that'd be a little fucking odd don't you think?

I am pretty sure I've seen those at gag shops actually. I'm kind of surprised. Dick shaped foods is a staple of the stereotypical American bachelorette party. American, as in "My state won't allow strip clubs because of Jesus" America, has these things. I figured with Netherlands being what it is you'd have genital-shaped treats in all your ice cream shops.

What other minority gets local parades?

The Irish get the most parades in the US. Never actually seen a gay pride parade in the flesh, but I've seen plenty of Irish parades. And many communities is the US have ethnic festivals which are really boss because they serve fucked up foreign food. Town next door just finished their Slavic festival. First time I had mutton was at a Basque festival. Sometimes those have parades, but they almost always take up a park and are funded by the Chamber of Commerce. I've been to tons of those, but again never saw a gay pride.

Spam Lords: Another Game

okay. I build a castle near the piss sea. the castle is built in the form of the Statue of Liberty shooting flames out its eyes.