Vilageidiotx

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

Also, the "alt right" is just that: alternative conservatism. It just means they don't agree with EVERY facet of conservatism. They might have some liberal ideas. They might take a page out of the libertarian playbook (woot!). When a loose group of people is considered by society to be "alternative", it just means that they don't really fit the mold for any other group. There are alt liberals, alt libertarians, alt Greens, et cetera.

@Mistiel

You are just describing a conservative, straight up. It's not like people who identify with this political movement or that political movement have to identify with the whole thing. You can be a conservative who is okay with gay marriage, or a conservative who believes in global warming. In those cases you are still a conservative, if most of what you believe is essentially conservative.

For instance, I'm pretty solidly left wing. But I agree with the Republican stance on guns. That doesn't make me "Alt-Left". If that's the way it worked, everyone would be alt-X, because only tools agree completely with one side of the political line.

In this case you are being exactly like those people who claim they have discovered a new gender, because they are attracted to different things about the opposite sex, or they don't like watching one particular type of tv show associated with gender stereotypes, or whatever. Because they don't fit all of one particular stereotype, they think they are something new, when in reality they are just one specimen of the old thing.

The only people I've seen turn the alt-right into an workable term for their movement, rather than just something for them to masturbate to how different and special they are compared to their grandparent's conservatism, is the Richard Spencer types. Soft-Nazi's and shit. The people trying to reclaim Neo-Nazism from prison gangs and conspiracy-addled mountain compounds, and introduce it into respectable society. Because in their case, they can legitimately claim to be part of something "alternative" to the traditional political movements. At least in the United States.

So at this moment, I suppose that's my personal working definition for the term. Alt Right means either a young conservative trying to announce a sort of special snowflake status because they listen to, like, Sargon of Akkad instead of Rush Limbaugh, or they are cleaned up neo-nazis caught up in the entire death of white culture meme.

FROM THE ASHES THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETES WILL BE BORN

That's why you gotta scramble that bitch, then let the bottom really cook to hold everything together.

@BrokenPromise

Then the bottom will have to get really hard, and you'll have to eat the thing like you are getting to third base with an oyster.

If you're a sixteen-to-twenty-four-year-old male, you should be smoking cigarettes.

@Vilageidiotx Well yes, that's your brain talking. But I'm sure your biology would be trying to guide you the other way.

@BrokenPromise

Eh, I dunno. I'm not really a boob man tbh. Not to say I am opposed, just that there are other things that catch my eye quicker. But even if attributes higher up the scale are in play, I'm still going to take the money.

FROM THE ASHES THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETES WILL BE BORN

You are going to have a hell of a time cooking it all the way through without making the outside hard. I guess that is good if you like your eggs runny, but since I always thought runny eggs had the consistency and flavor of snot, I'm not super interested tbh.

If you're a sixteen-to-twenty-four-year-old female, you should be smoking hot.

I have actually reached the age where high schoolers oftentimes look like children and that freaks me out tbh. I kind of wonder if the world from the perspective of a 100 year old looks like one big fucked up day care setting.

If you're a sixteen-to-twenty-four-year-old male, you should be smoking cigarettes.

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But is the big wallet more important to you?

@BrokenPromise

Yes. This isn't to say I expect a big wallet, because that is unrealistic. But if, with all other things being equal, I was given the choice between a busty chick who is broke and a flat chick with a trust fund, the former wouldn't even get a second look.

If you're a sixteen-to-twenty-four-year-old female, you should be smoking hot.

I'm not completely serious, but I'm not completely joking either.

Spook thread

If you're a sixteen-to-twenty-four-year-old male, you should be smoking cigarettes.

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Vilage can find easy meth.

Folk make it at Wal Mart where he's from.

@Dinh AaronMk

Apartment complex down the block has at least one meth lab explosion a year. I ain't even joking about that.

If you're a sixteen-to-twenty-four-year-old male, you should be smoking cigarettes.

Ok, how about, like, a week of meth?

@Awson

Is that an offer?