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8 yrs ago
I'm a firm believer that all the weird stuff that has gone down in 2016 so far is a direct result of Leo winning the Oscar. Timeline's fucked yo.
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8 yrs ago
Fuck Skyrim, just get Enderal
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8 yrs ago
If fantasy was reality, our minds would probably come up with some new weird shit, because it would be too boring. That's how we humans are.
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8 yrs ago
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means I have 1,440 daily opportunities to procrastinate like the lazy bastard that I am.
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8 yrs ago
TAMW you're the only one in the office not on vacation, have no work to do or RP's to write for and you're just standing there thinking WTF to do with your life
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Bio

STATUS: Taking a break from RP'ng and sorting out my life. May be back some day, who knows?

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24 year old dude living in Sofia, Bulgaria. I'm a studying for a bachelor's degree in informatics and I work as a programmer. I'm not much of a sports person, but I enjoy swimming and biking, although I have less and less time for them these days it seems. I also love travelling and generally discovering new peoples and cultures. I have a weak spot for video games and even though I don't have much free time, I usually manage to sneak in an hour or two when the opportunity presents itself :P

Naturally, I love reading and writing. My favourite genres of books are sci-fi (especially the New Wave era) and fantasy, although I don't like limiting myself, so I pretty much read anything. Same goes for music, I love classic rock and metal, but I listen to a lot of techno, minimal, trance, hip-hop...whatever really, as long as it "sounds right" to me.

I don't consider myself a very good writer to be honest and I'm always eager to learn new writing techniques and styles. That's why I love RP boards, in the past they've helped me improve tremendously, not only specifically for writing, but for everyday English as well. Hence why I tend to view RP's as a challenge and I enjoy getting into the deep end. The RP's themselves have to be character-driven to get me going, I view the setting (fantasy/sci-fi/modern/whatever) as just a backdrop for the real important thing - character development. Everything else is just fluff.

I'm always eager to hear out ideas for RP's or just talk about writing, literature and other assorted bullshit. Just hit me up!

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>looks at his list of RP's
>maybe not the best idea to get involved in a new one
>but it's Star Wars
>about to start last year of uni AND a new job
>but it's THE OLD REPUBLIC ERA
>awww yiss

Nah seriously, this is probably my favourite time period in Star Wars and despite my love for it, I've never done a RP surrounding the events of the Mandalorian Wars. Instantly sold. I'm a bit rusty when it comes to the lore of the Revanchists and the War itself, but that's what we've got Wookieepedia for!

I'm leaning toward playing a Jedi, maybe taking the role of the scion of an ancient family. Not sure if it's gonna be a Padawan or Knight yet, guess I'll wait and see what the other guys are thinking. I've also got an idea for a soldier-type character I can use, in case we end up with a full group of Jedi.
Just to clarify something so I don't mess it up in the post - what time of day are we? The meeting started in the late afternoon, so am I right to assume we're around sunset or thereabouts?
Working on a post, should have it up sometime tomorrow.
Great to hear, I'll have to check out that post meanwhile, regicide is always fun! :P

I had a small plot hook planned for when our characters meet in the village, but lets see where the next posts take us.
I'd like to propose a thought experiment.

There are a bunch if people stuck on an island. All of normal intelligence....


Stop right there. Just what the hell is "intelligence", anyway?

Is he smart or stupid?


Again, what is "smart" or "stupid" for that matter?

Ask 10 people out in the street and I'd wager you'd get at least 5 different answers.

Ok, let's take the prevalent theory that intelligence is the capacity to process information, also associated with analytical thinking and problem solving skills. By that criteria, the scientists in your experiment is a smart guy, yeah. But...wait a moment. How the fuck would he be capable of processing that information if he doesn't have it in the first place...?

Now, we come to KNOWLEDGE, which is not the same as intelligence. For survival situations, knowledge is far more useful than a high IQ (which is also not an uniform metric for measuring intelligence). You can be the smartest person in the world, but if you can't light a fire you're gonna freeze to death and that's that. Say, I've got a cousin who's a really good hunter, spends a lot of time travelling through the countryside etc. I would absolutely entrust him with my life in a survival situation, but I wouldn't trust him to represent me in a political debate, because I know more about history and politics than he does. Myself, I'm a programmer and can solve a number of complex mathematical problems. Does that make me "smart"? Maybe, but to fill out a simple tax report, I need to go Google that shit, because I can't do it for the life of me. Does that make me "stupid"? See what I'm getting at?

In your particular example, I'd say that the scientist was a pretty knowledgeable guy and a hero for saving all those other people. However, that doesn't mean I consider his belief in Creationism, a pseudoscience that has 0 empirical evidence to back it up, any less stupid. History is full of really smart people believing really idiotic stuff.

Intelligence isn't binary. You can be very accomplished in one field and a total idiot in another, as @Vilageidiotxmentioned in his post in the last page. Here's an example - a very smart college kid, who has the intellectual capacity to change the world. Unfortunately, he has low emotional intelligence and is socially awkward. Now, I can guarantee you that the chance for this kid to do anything noteworthy with his life are <1%. If you can't express your ideas and if you can't get people to rally behind your cause, you're not going to achieve anything and some well-spoken, less intelligent person is going to walk right over you. 9 times out of 10 this is how the world works. That's why we have so many smart people doing experiments in some forsaken lab, while a bunch of old people that don't know the difference between a monitor and a computer lead the world. So, is the college kid smart or stupid?

My point being, don't be so quick (not you in particular) to label people when you don't even know what the label entails.
Yeah, my bad - I should have clarified that. I also noticed this discrepancy when reading through the wiki, but thought I'd go with the first Witcher's version. Just seemed more fitting; in TW3 for example you can use any manner of steel sword, which kinda cheapens the idea that witchers have these cool swords etc. So, it's a meteorite steel sword, not just any ol' plain chunk of metal

Initially I had written that my character uses a silver sword to fight, but then I read on reddit that in the books Geralt doesn't use the silver blade against every monster he encounters, saving it for the truly fabled ones. The reason for this is that silver is rather soft, making it easy to damage; they also say that the sword itself isn't entirely made out of silver, but instead it's a steel core plated in silver. That sounded familiar at least, I think someone explained that in one of the games too. Anyway, it makes sense to me. After all, why wouldn't a steel blade cut through a drowner as easily as a silver one? Now, a werewolf or something of the sort, I can see why you'd need a more special weapon. Up to you though, we can have them use silver swords against all monsters to make it more iconic.

Also, I've based most of the stuff I use/plan to use from the first game's lore. A lot of the information in the wiki comes from there, plus I feel like the first Witcher had the richest setting, in terms of explaining how stuff works. The biggest example I have is the alchemy system, it's really detailed and I plan to draw inspiration from that when describing potions/brewing. Naturally, if you feel like we should do something different, I'm all ears.

Finally, I should mention that I plan on doing a small time-skip in my next post. I'll have my character arrive back in the village sometime in the early morning, after an unpleasant night spent in the caves.

Looking forward to the next post, whenever it's ready!
Finally posted, sorry for the wait. Thursday to Sunday were a sort of national holiday here, so instead of staying home and writing (as I initially anticipated) I was out and about, drinking a lil' too much. That's a shit excuse I know, but there it is.

Hope you enjoy the read and I promise I won't take 8 fucking days to post next time around.
Well, this was certainly the place. Following the river’s course had, as expected, led him exactly where he needed to be. A couple of minutes ago he’d reached a small stream flowing into the larger body of the river and he’d traced it to the mouth of a reeking cave. He could clearly hear the sounds of rent flesh and the crunch of bones; the drowners were feasting, it seemed. What sorry bastard had they got this time, he wondered? Could be a sheep or a cow, as well, but from what he’d seen there were no other villages around, so it was probably some unfortunate traveller that had wandered too close to their lair.

Veles crept up to the opening and peered into the darkness beyond. He was able to distinguish six figures gathered around a large, dark mass. A horse, perhaps? The cave’s gloom was almost too much for his eyes to pierce. He glanced at the potion pouch fastened to his belt, debating whether he should make use of its contents. A Cat potion wouldn’t be needed, but perhaps something to enhance his reflexes? Veles shook his head, disregarding that notion.

When he had set off on his Path, he had been all too eager to employ the various concoctions known to him, even when the situation didn’t call for it. Though vile tasting and poisonous to all but a witcher, there was something intoxicating in the potential they unlocked within him. He’d savoured that feeling at first and who wouldn’t? With the right formula you could push your body beyond the limits, adapt to any situation - that was the very essence of being a witcher. No power came without a cost, however. In his case it was the dreams, they grew worse and even more twisted after imbuing most potions, likely as a result of the toxins flowing through his blood. That is why he had grown weary of using witcher's brews in recent times, instead relying on his swordwork and knowledge of beasts.

It was more than sufficient for this sorry bunch, at any rate. His hand went to a small crossbow at his hip; a favourite of his School, the crossbow was meant to be fired with one hand at a relatively short range, but required two to reload properly. In practice, this meant that you could only use it once during a fight, usually at the start. Coupled with the fact that the hides of most beasts were so thick that the bolts barely pierced them, it had often occurred to Veles that it was a tool far more useful against other humans, which was a line of thought he didn’t want to go down…

Drawing his sword, Veles moved into the cave, causing the drowners to turn towards him as one. He immediately identified the leader, bigger and uglier than the others – a drowned dead. Though very much a drowner, what separated these beasts from the lesser variety was their malice and strength. The legends held that these were particularly evil men, who returned from their watery graves to torment the living, ambushing them near rivers and lakes. Whether that was true or not was beside the point, for a witcher this only meant that they had a tougher fight on their hands. He’d leave that one for last.

As the ravenous pack surged forward, he fired the crossbow at the nearest drowner, stopping it in its tracks with a bolt firmly embedded in its skull. Then they were upon him, coming from all sides at once, their feral cries screaming for blood. Veles whirled between them, dodging and slashing when the opportunity presented itself. He swept his blade in wider arcs, which was risky, but effective versus a larger group.

The cave itself was cramped and there wasn’t much room to maneuver, every misstep could be his last. Instead of causing fright, that thought only empowered him – the closer he was to death, the better he seemed to fight. He flowed through the forms, every move precise and immaculately timed; unlike the fight at the riverbank, there were no mistakes here.

Each slash across a drowner’s neck or torso was accompanied by a shriek and a gust of foul-smelling blood that sprayed across the witcher’s clothes and face. Not long after, the group lay in crumpled heaps on the ground, dead or dying, severed limbs around them. Only the leader remained, injured and bloodied, yet still standing. The beast lived up to its reputation – it was stronger and significantly faster than a normal drowner; Veles had fought a few drowned dead before, but this particular specimen was one tough bastard.

It avoided his strikes with ease and its claws came precariously close to him on more than a few occasions. There was no point in trying to parry or perform some fancy trick, Veles was certain that it could rip the sword out of his hands if he let it get near it. Instead, he kicked it away as they clashed, putting some distance between them.

A momentarily lull in the fighting followed, giving Veles enough time to come up with a plan. The beast’s milky, bloated eyes seemed to study him, almost as if sizing him up. That was not true, of course; while they possessed some base form of cunning, drowners were not intelligent creatures and even though this one was quicker and sturdier, it was just that – a dumb beast, driven by instincts. The success of his plan hinged on that notion.

When it next threw itself at him, Veles didn’t move out of the way or try to catch it with his blade, which is what the creature would be expecting. Instead, he extended his left hand and formed the Sign of Aard with his fingers. His hand jerked as a wave of force erupted from his fingertips, sending his assailant flying backward into the cave’s wall. The following events occurred so swiftly that they almost seemed to happen at once.

Wasting no time, Veles dashed forward, ramming three feet of Meteorite steel into the creature’s throat before it had a chance to regain its footing. Almost at the same time a thundering rumble caused the entire cave to groan, he had to steady himself on the wall to keep from falling. As the last of the noise dissipated, the world went dark.

It took him a moment to realise what had happened, after which he uttered a few choice words. The rockfall, for that is what it must have been, had blocked the cave’s opening, shutting out most of the light so his surroundings were as dark as a moneylender’s soul. Veles used the mental image he had of the place to find his way back to the entry point, which was now heavily obstructed. Most notably, a huge boulder stood between him and the outside world, surrounded by a number of smaller rock chunks that it had broken off.

“Oh, fuck it!” he kicked angrily at the rock. A futile gesture, of course, it didn’t bulge.

He’d pushed too hard, he knew that. Too much effort into the Aard, he’d just needed a small nudge to send the creature off-balance, but instead he’d shook the foundations of the cliff he was under. Ploughing great, that’s what it was. He extended his arms and looked up, toward where the sky would normally be if he were outside.

“You just hate me don’t you?” A cry directed to the Gods, whoever or wherever they were. “It can never be easy, eh? You always find some new way to fuck me over! Well you know what?! I don’t even believe in you, you bastards!”

If not for the circumstances, he’d laugh. What he said didn’t make any sense, but he spat on the pile of rocks for good measure, in case there actually was some God watching from above. The medallion at his neck was still – there were at least no drowners to worry about nearby.

Eyes squinting, the witcher looked around, but there was too little light even for his enhanced eyes. Well, it seemed like he’d have to use the Cat after all. With a sigh, he gulped down the small vial and closed his eyes, his body shuddering as the potion coursed through him. When he next opened his eyes, his surroundings were composed of varying shades of grey and black.

Apart from the corpses, there was only one other thing of note – a crack in the far wall from which a steady stream of water flowed. That was a problem in itself, as it would likely flood the cave before long; he doubted the water had enough force to break through the rockslide and he didn’t want to wait to find out. While thinking on what to do next, he moved between the drowners methodically, taking the proof he needed. Lastly, he severed the drowned dead’s head, which was different from a drowner’s even to an untrained eye and placed it in a burlap sack that he tied to his belt.

He then walked over to the drowners’ supper. It was a horse, as he had initially suspected, though he was now able to make out the remains of a man as well. There was not much left of him, save for a leather jerkin, gnawed bones, some shapeless lumps of meat and a pair of boots. What drew the witcher’s attention was the crest sewed onto the jerkin – a hunting horn crossed with a sword on a field of blue, a noble’s mark. So, this was no ordinary traveller, but a lord’s man. Maybe he belonged to the local baron? He could ask in the village, but it was usually better to keep such information to yourself; many people were willing to accuse strangers, especially if it meant they wouldn’t have to pay for the services rendered.

A little to the left, near the crack, he saw a pile of bones. He didn’t need to examine them closer to know who they belonged to, from the smaller size it was obvious those were the children’s. It was a sad thing that their lives had ended so early, but maybe it was for the best – war was looming on the horizon and children were usually the ones that suffered the most.

Apart from the blocked exit, there seemed to be only one other way – through the crack, which would hopefully open up into a bigger chamber. There had to be some other exit from this damned place. While travelling through the area he’d seen a number of caves, so he was hopeful that this one would connect to at least one other. The alternative would be…well, there really wasn’t much of an alternative. He thought of trying to use Aard again to push through the rocks, but he doubted he was strong enough to do it, plus he might make things even worse. He wouldn’t even be in this mess if he’d used his head before casting it the first time.

Through the crack it was. Sheathing the sword, he moved closer to see if he could squeeze through. Yes, it wasn’t that tight and thankfully Veles was a slim man, he’d be able to get to the other side, though the enclosed space seemed to stretch on into the darkness for quite a while. A wave of claustrophobia washed over him, but he pushed it down. He was far too angry to be scared right now.

All he ever wanted from this night was to return to the run-down tavern in the village, knock back a few by the fire and then collect his bounty in the morning. Was that too much to ask? Apparently it was. Now, he'd have to content himself with wandering through the damp, stinking caves in search of an exit. Funny, when people told stories or sang ballads of witchers, you'd hear about all manner of beasts and epic confrontations, yet none of them bothered to mention the countless hours spent wading through the mud and shit.

Probably didn't sound very heroic, but so far Veles had found that a witcher's work seldom was.
Am I the only one whose wondering what purpose this thread accomplishes beyond giving people to throw hissy fits at other people for no real reason?


You just described half the threads in this sub-forum.
Casimir Volk


Casimir nodded with a smile at the offered glass, then raised it in a silent toast towards the others and took a sip. He had listened to the conversation around him, but with only half an ear at best. As much as he didn’t want to admit it, he felt thrilled. It had been a long time since he’d gone on a mission like this, after his flight from Beakhaven he’d promised himself never to get involved in subterfuge again…and yet, here he was. Not only that, but he was already planning the whole thing in his head – the tunnel would provide a solid entry-point, after which they’d have to move quickly to find this Leon fellow; they said it was a shoddy prison, so defences would be light, what about guards? How much would Asgard spare for such a prison? Well, there had to be one guard per floor – at least! – plus a head gaoler to whom they reported. All in all that meant…damn, how many floors were there again?

He was jerked back to the present when Eadoin, the “steam-mechanic”, directed a question to him. Casimir appraised the man briefly before answering, sizing him up. So, a reaver and a mercenary, with ties to the local criminal underworld to boot. Not surprising that he had given the butler such a ridiculous explanation, but then again, his kind were the sort to gain entry with guns, not words. Still, Casimir wasn’t naïve enough to believe in a bloodless revolution – rough men like Mr. Kyros would be needed.

“Me?” Casimir retorted, giving a shrug. “Oh, my story is nowhere near as exciting as yours, I’m afraid. I’m a foreigner here, arrived just before Asgard did.”

He swirled the drink slowly, watching the amber-coloured liquid slushing inside. Truth be told, he had a dislike for hard liquor - while many people enjoyed the burning sensation it left in one’s throat and mouth, Casimir did not. Still, he knew how easily it loosened all manner of tongues, so he played along, taking another sip.

“And before that,” he continued, “I lived in Beakhaven. Ever heard of it? It’s a Free City a couple of hundred miles north of here. Well, it used to be a Free City until Asgard showed up. Since you’ve already got a taste of what that’s like, I’ll spare you the details. Suffice to say, I had to leave and eventually ended up here. ” He sighed, placing the glass back on the table in front of him. “Guess bad luck, in the form of a warmongering empire, has a habit of following me around.”

There was little else to be said of his time after Beakhaven and what he’d done for a living before leaving was not something his new companions needed to know just yet. He used the momentarily lull in the conversation to survey the rest of the room’s occupants. The dwarf seemed somewhat uncouth, but his manner showed that he wasn’t one to put stock in such things. Kaidan’s people seemed dependable, though an uncomfortable feeling passed through him when the charming woman returned his gaze with a slight smile. Casimir broke eye contact quickly and glanced toward the nobleman, Lyle, who was starring somewhat indignantly as Eadoin helped himself to his liquor cabinet.

The graceful man, or elf rather, he’d seen at the door earlier was apparently some big shot’s son. Casimir wasn’t familiar with the name, but the way they spoke of it indicated that it was infamous among Tyberians. Whatever the case, an Asgardian general’s son getting tangled with a bunch of ragtag rebels? What had possessed the young man to do such a thing? Truth be told, Casimir wasn’t certain he’d be willing to ditch everything such a position entailed to go off and join some revolution in a faraway land. Ah well, people always had their reasons…

“Anyway, I assume that what you’re asking here relates to our skills. After all, if we’re going to work together, we’ll need to know where our strengths lie. Myself, I prefer a…subtler approach, but I’ve been in a fight or two. Let’s just say that this won’t be the first time I’m going somewhere I’m not supposed to.”

Having said that, Casimir leaned back in his chair, his thoughts already returning to the prison they were supposed to break into.
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