I don't think you've got any challengers for house Mormont mate. You sure I can't convince you to be a bannerman to House Arryn instead? It gets lonely up here in the vale.
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I'm not good at poetry I'm afraid :(
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I don't think being Russian accounts for any part of that plan.
I was referring to Russia's recent habit of creating mini-republics around it out of the bodies of their former foes. The clue was in South Ossezkhia which is a mix of South Ossetia and Abkhazia but could also refer to what's going on in eastern Ukraine.
Also bear Cavalry.
And Captain are your people the Aztecs or something cause damn you scary...
(thanks for reminding me)
Using my new found Russian abilities I declare the territory around the elves as an independent republic and recognize them as legitimate government. In the ensuing confusion I hide behind the elves, pick up one of the bows from one of your dead archers and fire a single random shot into the Thousand Blades who immediately attack the New Elven People's Democratic Republic of South Ossezkhia. I flee during the fighting and return with reinforcements of bear cavalry. We wait for the war between the thousand Swords and the Elven republic to end and we destroy whoever is still standing at the end with a massive bear cavalry charge King Theoden/king Stannis-style.
We scorch the land and leave only your vodka distillery and your shot-glass factory standing.
Using my new found Russian abilities I declare the territory around the elves as an independent republic and recognize them as legitimate government. In the ensuing confusion I hide behind the elves, pick up one of the bows from one of your dead archers and fire a single random shot into the Thousand Blades who immediately attack the New Elven People's Democratic Republic of South Ossezkhia. I flee during the fighting and return with reinforcements of bear cavalry. We wait for the war between the thousand Swords and the Elven republic to end and we destroy whoever is still standing at the end with a massive bear cavalry charge King Theoden/king Stannis-style.
We scorch the land and leave only your vodka distillery and your shot-glass factory standing.
You have repeating crossbows too? Gah! That's what I get for living next to a more advanced nation hmm better roll to see how I do
dice 1: to dodge armour piercing shot I roll a... 2 -consequences: My mount is shot through the heart and you're to blame...
dice 2: to dodge parthian shot I roll a ...6- The Ryukyuan men who not being mounted fail epicly at parthian tactics and end up firing thousands of arrows blindly whilst running in circles around me-hundreds of Ryukkyun archers die of friendly fire.
dice 3: Roll to dodge flaming arrows i roll a... 6- More misses by the Ryukyuans they quickly discover that there is not such thing as friendly fire when dealing with fire-arrows.
dice 4: To dodge Vodka shot I roll a....1 I am hit repeatedly by vodka shot after vodka shot. consequences: - 3 dexterity, -4 energy,-2 memory the next day. Also +9 dancing (subjective)
dice 1: to dodge armour piercing shot I roll a... 2 -consequences: My mount is shot through the heart and you're to blame...
dice 2: to dodge parthian shot I roll a ...6- The Ryukyuan men who not being mounted fail epicly at parthian tactics and end up firing thousands of arrows blindly whilst running in circles around me-hundreds of Ryukkyun archers die of friendly fire.
dice 3: Roll to dodge flaming arrows i roll a... 6- More misses by the Ryukyuans they quickly discover that there is not such thing as friendly fire when dealing with fire-arrows.
dice 4: To dodge Vodka shot I roll a....1 I am hit repeatedly by vodka shot after vodka shot. consequences: - 3 dexterity, -4 energy,-2 memory the next day. Also +9 dancing (subjective)
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Psst... It's your mother...
-Disappears into the shadows-
You seem to know my mother very well...hmm..
-Chases Clock into the Darkness whilst mounted on a War Scorpion-
that's .... that's beautiful.... where is it from?
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They don't ride the stingers, that would be dangerous. They sit in the pincers :P
This guy gets it! It's the best seat to be in if you're in a pinch.
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And people say dogs can bite the hand that feeds. At least they never literally stab you in the back.
Unless these men are completely crazy and actually ride around on top of the STINGER.
They're close to crazy but not THAT crazy!
To be quite honest, I'm not that big of a fan of the fantasy monsters. If I manage to get some raptor lancer-knights, my views may change.
Not Raptors, I know, but some of my men ride armoured battle Scorpions!
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