PapaOsoIan Stryder
“It's not illegal if you don't get caught.”
Ian is about 6'4" weighing in at 156 lbs. He is very fit and lean. His hair is messing hanging down over his forehead. He has sharp dark eyes that are constantly moving around. Usually he wears a well fitted grey long sleeve shirt and some black jeans. He does not have any piercings, but several scars. One rather large one trails down his spine from the base of the neck to his lower back. Below his left shoulder on the upper bicep is a tattoo wrapping around the entire arm. The tattoo is a basic band with two smaller ones around it.
Basic Information
N A M E
Ian Jackson Stryder
N I C K N A M E
Pleasant, all the juvies call him that since he's never told them his real name
B I R T H D A T E
April 2
G E N D E R
Male
A G E
18
S E X U A L I T Y
Heterosexual
Imprisonment
C R I M E
Contempt of the law and assault and battery. He committed countless other crimes, but was only convicted of contempt. These crimes included but are not limited to black market trade, narcotic dealing, biotech upgrades, weapons manufacturing, bribing officers, theft, falsification of IDs, impersonation, forgery, kidnapping, fraud, inciting a riot, perjury, truancy, trespassing, vandalism, arson, wiretapping, even service dog fraud.
Y E A R S S P E N T
5 days
P R I S O N E L E C T I V E
None. Too short notice to have been assigned.
C E L L M A T E
Poppy blackberry. Or maybe that wasn't her last name...
Education & Skills
O C C U P A T I O N
They built doors. Tall doors. Short doors. Wide doors. Narrow doors. Doors that went up. Doors that went down. Every single type of door you could imagine, they built.
C L A S S E S
- Physics
- Calculus
- P.E.
- Engineering
- Robotics
- Chemistry
S K I L L S
- Carpentry
- Leadership
- Stealth
- Stealing
- Charming
- Athletic
Mannerisms
L I K E S
- dogs
- jokes
- laughing
- sex
- illegal things
- flirting
- partying
- himself
- arrogance
- ego
- doors
D I S L I K E S
- onions
- heights
- serious situations
- doors left open
- idiots
- authority
- school
H A B I T S
- never taking a situation seriously
- calling people by the wrong name
- humming
- cocking his head to the side
H O B B I E S
- making jokes
- door making
- singing
- messing with people's minds
F E A R S
- dying alone
- apes
- breaking doors
Delving Deeper
P E R S O N A L I T Y
Ian is generally described as comedic, egotistical, and even partly insane. His comedic nature has roots in his mental insanity. Becoming on friendly terms with him is something only he chooses and is a commitment to being constantly verbally abused by him. He is a quick thinker and impulsive person, who quickly gets bored of anything serious. Anytime a serious situation comes up he always tries to lessen the severity of the situation with jokes. He is also a flamboyant egotist, vocally exalting his own abilities, complimenting himself, and showing off. Constantly he will be found boasting of his ego and showing how he has absolutely no humility.
H I S T O R Y
Ian grew up with a single mom. His father had left them when he was young though not before leaving his mark on Ian. All that he can remember of him was that he wasn't a very nice person. Bad dad. Since before he could remember his mother turned to alcohol to drown out her sadness, though whether it was before or after his father left he wasn't sure. Either way, life was tough growing up from an outside point of view. Ian himself didn't really matter. He was given all the responsibility due to his mother's inability to do anything while being constantly intoxicated. Being slightly out of his mind he really shouldn't have been given it. With no one to tell him what to do he was given complete freedom. He rarely showed up to school, and only sometimes made appearances to work.
In all his spare time, Ian started getting into an impressive list of illegal activities. He was never caught, something he was quite proud of. One day, on one of his more egotistical days, Ian walked straight into a hearing. Interrupted the entire thing. It was quite the show really. Everything stopped suddenly, the place went dead quiet. Some lady was even crying. Though that might have been because she was just convicted to death. To make a story short the guards had to pull him off the judge to stop him from trying to fit his fist in his mouth, while giving him a wet willy.
In all his spare time, Ian started getting into an impressive list of illegal activities. He was never caught, something he was quite proud of. One day, on one of his more egotistical days, Ian walked straight into a hearing. Interrupted the entire thing. It was quite the show really. Everything stopped suddenly, the place went dead quiet. Some lady was even crying. Though that might have been because she was just convicted to death. To make a story short the guards had to pull him off the judge to stop him from trying to fit his fist in his mouth, while giving him a wet willy.
T H E M E S O N G
X Gon' Give it to Ya – DMX
X gon' give it to you
Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own
X gonna deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
Go hard gettin' busy with it, but I got such a good heart
That I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it
Damn right and I'll do it again
'Cuz I am right so I gots to win
X gon' give it to you
Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own
X gonna deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
Go hard gettin' busy with it, but I got such a good heart
That I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it
Damn right and I'll do it again
'Cuz I am right so I gots to win
E X T R A I N F O
TBD
