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7 yrs ago
Current Science is just Magic people made boring
7 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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7 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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7 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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7 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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Bio





"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"



"Hi~"


Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!












Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.

Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)

So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.

Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!







RPs I'm In


RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh






Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,

Most Recent Posts

What stands between me and my ultimate goal?


I shall now glimpse into the future

Ah I see it now!



Granted, it's broken down and useless

I wish for a Death Note
Alright! I love tarot cards! Let's give this a shot~

Does the future have anything in store for me and my closest friends?


Ah! My first costomer!

Let's see what the future has in store for you...



Granted, it's rotten

I wish for the power of clairvoyance


well I lied there's only tarot and AMA




WELCOME ONE AND ALL! COME! COME! AND SEE THE AMAZING WITCH CAT! HIS MYSTIC POWERS SHALL ANSWER ALL! LOVE, WORK, HEALTH? ALL SHALL BE REVEALED IN...




HEY Y'ALL! Your favourite (and only) witch is back in town. With cards! Tarot cards!


Dare to take a peek?


But yes, I am prepped with cards and ready to answer all your questions about your future! So come down to my hut, ask your questions, any question and have it be answered by the amazing and fantastic me!

Quick note: I actually did get gifted some tarot cards and I'm bored so I wanna try them out for funsies. So, if you ask a serious question, I'll answer seriously! Ask a jokey question, and I'll answer jokingly.

Quick tip: If you do ask a serious question, know that introspective questions work best. So not "will I pass my test?" but "what's stopping me from passing my test?"

Hope we have loads of fun! \0/

Feel free to also AMA!


UPDATE: Hey! I'm now offering 4 different types of readings! Single tarot card, past/present/future tarot reading, bibliomancy, and tea leaf reading. Feel free to ask for any you want! If you don't specify which you want or just can't choose, I'll default to a single card reading.



Eudora Esmeralda Erebus


Location: Circus
Interacting With: The Group (@Nallore) (@Morose)




Eudora felt herself flush with a bit of pride as Andromeda brought up her antichrist killing ordeal again. Despite her very finicky memory, Eudora doubted she would ever forget that glorious moment. And if they managed to take down this new demon, perhaps Eudora should go into the demon killing business, she seems to have a knack for attracting them after all.

"Let's go," Eudora said, holding onto Fairfax to help him along as they all shimmied into the tent. Eudora didn't know about the others, but there was a rising panic within her. Not the type of panic that made her want to run away, too late for that anyway, but the kind that makes you want to just jump in already and do the deed. Every step built up the beads of sweat on her forehead, her heart rate quickened and so did her pace as they entered the lion's den. But on the outside, she still held onto that calm old lady facade, beaming a smile to the rest of the group.

However, that cool smile shattered into awe as she witnessed a blurry figure land on top of the demon. "Folly!" Eudora yelled out as she broke off from the group, prepared with another speech about not just disappearing like that to berate her with. But hearing the soft tink of Emmie's failed blade made her swivel around, her expression struck with worry, "Emmie, fall back!" she yelled out as Eudora pointed her shrivelled finger at Boris, fingers and lips twisting and jerking in arcane motion as a spell left off her lips. "Age nunc intellectum. Age nunc intellectum atque voluntatem omnem meam."

Her voice carried loud and clear in the echoing tent, her tone shrill and piercing like a bullet. Empowered with Eudora's ancient power and rage, it struck Boris with such a force he crumpled in an instant. Blood gushing from his temples as he hit the musty floor with a dull thud. No cry of agony or twitching limbs. Just extreme stillness.

Eudora was left panting at the end of it, but she never felt more alive and energised. An almost too joyous grin spread on her face, still got it, she thought to herself. "Now that's how you take someone down," she breathed out to Enimme before turning back to Faust, already twisting another deadly spell.

She hadn't had this kind of fun in years.
@Morose Bap! Sorry, I took forever, but yes I'm going to join the fight. First battle scene! Exciting! And also I'm going to post today so we can get this ball rolling, again, sorry for the long wait!
Banned for blasphemy
I think Briza is already dead...
Be hired as sound design for any scene taking place in an elevator or mall

The power to telepathically speak to a random camel anywhere in the world
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