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1 yr ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
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1 yr ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
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2 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
3 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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*Glances at you as my corruption continues to spread, blackening the soil beneath our feet*

What do we have here?

*Strides over*

A new soul for me to toy with?


*The corruption stops in a circle around me*
Seriously? How many of you losers are out there? Wanna-be demon gods or whatever.
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*Arriving on the surface, I begin corrupting the land around me, darkening the skies and freezing the waters as flora and fauna nearby become twisted and sickly*


*Falls face-first onto the ground a ways away*
Great.
*Stands up*
Where the fuck am I?
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You’re fine, then? No need for help with anything? Not hurt?


Yeah, I've been through worse than this.
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You used to being lost?


Unfortunately, yes.
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*Looks back up at the sky*
You need help getting anywhere?


Meh. It'd be tough to find my way back home, so nah.
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You survived quite a fall from a pretty abnormal rift. I have to ask, where'd you come from?


Some dumb place where an asshole kicked me out.
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*Traces your path from your point of landing, eventually catching up to you*
There you went.


Yeah, apparently.
*Wanders around*
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Alright, leave.

*Presses a button on a hologram that pops up, ejecting you from the dimension*


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*A seemingly blunt sword overtakes my other hand, built from the collection of malformed, shifting, and angular gray blobs, which I swing into your abdomen, leaving traces of the gray objects along its trail and on anything it touches*


*Lands nearby in a heap*

To repeat myself... fffffUCK! Where the hell did I end up this time? Stupid bastard...
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Becuase it's MY place. I'm gonna give you one more chance to identify yourself.


I DON'T care.
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