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1 yr ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
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1 yr ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
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2 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
2 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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*I shake off your grasp as one might shake off an unruly child before taking hold of your head and, with the barest application of force, pulling it free from its fleshly moorings*


*Continues talking*
Weaksauce, dude.
*My body raises up to connect with my head again*
Like, seriously. Grow up. Stop being a try-hard.
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*Steps forward and pushes through your barrier, taking hold of your jaw*

Enough. Time to mount your skull on my throne and leave your corpse for the incubi to amuse themselves with.

*Tightening my grip, I attempt to pull the lower half of your skull free*


*My jaw rips off*
Ee, ie ie ecakee ah ie eain aou.
*I grasp your wrist, gripping it hard enough to shatter diamonds and take my jaw back from you, placing it back in place as it heals quickly back into place*
Ack. Like I said, I've seen plenty of losers like you in my time.
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*My corruption continues to his and bubble in the air and ground around you, roiling as though it were alive*

I'd advise you watch your tongue when addressing the firstborn of the void, mortal. Lest I cut it out.


See, this is what I'm talking about. "Firstborn of the void," as if I haven't heard that one before. "Lord of darkness," "Master of demise," "Dark Magician Girl..." So on and so forth, all garbage titles.
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*Glances at you as my corruption continues to spread, blackening the soil beneath our feet*

What do we have here?

*Strides over*

A new soul for me to toy with?


*The corruption stops in a circle around me*
Seriously? How many of you losers are out there? Wanna-be demon gods or whatever.
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*Arriving on the surface, I begin corrupting the land around me, darkening the skies and freezing the waters as flora and fauna nearby become twisted and sickly*


*Falls face-first onto the ground a ways away*
Great.
*Stands up*
Where the fuck am I?
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You’re fine, then? No need for help with anything? Not hurt?


Yeah, I've been through worse than this.
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You used to being lost?


Unfortunately, yes.
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*Looks back up at the sky*
You need help getting anywhere?


Meh. It'd be tough to find my way back home, so nah.
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You survived quite a fall from a pretty abnormal rift. I have to ask, where'd you come from?


Some dumb place where an asshole kicked me out.
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*Traces your path from your point of landing, eventually catching up to you*
There you went.


Yeah, apparently.
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