Avatar of Yatagarasu

Status

Recent Statuses

1 yr ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
17 likes
1 yr ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
4 likes
2 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
3 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

Bio







Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by Yatagarasu>

Don't call me that. Anyway, explain more.


<Snipped quote by Yatagarasu>

<Snipped quote by Session>

As I was saying, self-fission was a success. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this situation.


Mm, sorry mom!

Oh calm down, S. Oh! Check this out! *Goes up to Shion and forces her eyes open*
<Snipped quote by Yatagarasu>

I don't think he'd appreciate being called that.


<Snipped quote by Yatagarasu>

*Whistles*
Who're you?


Why do you think I'm doing it? *Smiles*

*Turns to Storm* Hiya, Mama! I'm Shion! Too, I guess. Daddy spelled it with an "X" on my so-called "birth certificate" he just made.
<Snipped quote by Threads of Fate>

*Shrugs*
I always figured it was part of becoming a different person. But you sound mostly the same. You sure anything really happened?


<Snipped quote by Session>

Mm. I still-


Oooooooooooiiiiii! Daddy says we're in the clear~
>Okay, so this time I actually do want one of you to sit down and plan out what's going to happen, because I'd like to avoid having to pants this again. It is a horribly problematic means of going about collaborative writing when everyone is in the dark regarding direction and elements.


This is supposed to show that dick measuring a new character with unknown and absurd powers against one that has defined but absurd powers is a bad idea.
Besides, planning things out is boring. :P
<Snipped quote by Yatagarasu>

*Manipulating the seven deadly sins, I impart a greed for tangibility into your flesh, before taking hold once more*


*Sloth overwhelms it*
Oooh, sin powers. How very creative. Too bad those are emotions, too.
<Snipped quote by Yatagarasu>

*I barely budge, though my hand does move away a bit as my grip is broken*

Why yes, yes I do. Now come along.

*Grabs you again and resumes our journey*


*Sighs as I become intangible*
Seriously? Delusional too...
<Snipped quote by Yatagarasu>

*Stares at you for a moment before shrugging and dragging you back to Hell wholesale*

Quite a curious amount of regenerative capability. I wonder if your nervous system is the same? If so, I've got quite a lot of experiments in store.


*A burst of power pushes you back several feet*
Really? A hellion thinks they're strong enough to do literally anything? Nice one, edgelord.
<Snipped quote by Yatagarasu>

*I shake off your grasp as one might shake off an unruly child before taking hold of your head and, with the barest application of force, pulling it free from its fleshly moorings*


*Continues talking*
Weaksauce, dude.
*My body raises up to connect with my head again*
Like, seriously. Grow up. Stop being a try-hard.
<Snipped quote by Yatagarasu>

*Steps forward and pushes through your barrier, taking hold of your jaw*

Enough. Time to mount your skull on my throne and leave your corpse for the incubi to amuse themselves with.

*Tightening my grip, I attempt to pull the lower half of your skull free*


*My jaw rips off*
Ee, ie ie ecakee ah ie eain aou.
*I grasp your wrist, gripping it hard enough to shatter diamonds and take my jaw back from you, placing it back in place as it heals quickly back into place*
Ack. Like I said, I've seen plenty of losers like you in my time.
<Snipped quote by Yatagarasu>

*My corruption continues to his and bubble in the air and ground around you, roiling as though it were alive*

I'd advise you watch your tongue when addressing the firstborn of the void, mortal. Lest I cut it out.


See, this is what I'm talking about. "Firstborn of the void," as if I haven't heard that one before. "Lord of darkness," "Master of demise," "Dark Magician Girl..." So on and so forth, all garbage titles.
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet