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Rubick V Karin

Word Count: 3,028
EXP Gain: +4




Karin Kanzuki ‘listened’ to Mewtwo carefully. Sparring matches, hmm? It seemed that in her case they were putting the newcomers together. As far as she could tell both Karin and Rubick were untested in the eyes of the Seekers. Rubick is that…odd ‘wizard’ fellow with a penchant for copying attacks. Immediately, Karin felt confident. Anyone that had to literally steal someone else’s moves couldn’t be that strong. And Karin knew that no one could use Kanzuki-Ryu as efficiently as her. Still, she’d never fought a wizard before, so perhaps there could be some value in this exercise.

Karin approached Rubick and curtseyed. ”Mister Rubick, is it not? I am Karin Kanzuki, Mistress of the Kanzuki Zaibatsu. We shall be working together in this endeavor against Galeem, hmm? This may be a productive exercise.”

This “Mewtwo” fellow was certainly interesting in a multitude of ways. From using telepathy to communicate to the fact that his very existence implied that a “Mew one” existed as well made him such a delightful fellow to be around. At the mention of sparring matches, Rubick tilted his head with a quizzical look. Not at confusion that he’d be battling his teammates, because he had no such thoughts. Instead, he was wondering what skills he would learn from them. It would certainly expand his knowledge on his teammates’ capabilities.

Turning to Karin, Rubick bowed in response and replied, “Indeed, Mistress Kanzuki. I look forward to learning much about you.

Karin smirked, running a gloved hand through her golden coils of hair. ”You will be knowing more about me as I show the Seekers how a true martial artist moves into battle.” Karin Kanzuki watched where the crowd was going.

”I believe we must travel further into the facility to do battle. I must admit I prefer the method of simply fighting where we happen to meet, but I suppose not everyone can be trusted to be decent in politeness.” She gestured for Rubick to follow her and began heading towards the Ark Mall and to the teleporting archways.

Rubick skipped along as he followed Karin towards the archways, wondering what the battlefield would look like. He hoped it would be fun and colorful, at least. Entering one of the archways, he soon found himself facing many more choices for an arena to do battle in. He browsed through the various portals available, looking for one that looked the most interesting to him. Unfortunately, there wasn’t much to go by, with only a vague symbol to determine the type of stage they’d find themselves in. “Hmmmm…. Perhaps… this one!” Rubick said, pointing his staff towards a portal with a peculiar-looking symbol. “This one pleases me.

”Hmm. Well, I suppose it was only polite, though that symbol wouldn’t have been my first choice.” She said.



Entering the portal, Rubick found himself on a colorful metal platform, with 6 differently-colored orbs, each on their own pedestal. Just above were 3 more smaller platforms floating in the air. Looking over the edge, Rubick noticed that the floor he was standing on was actually floating in the air as well. “Hmm. Curious,” Rubick thought out loud.

Karin peered over the edge. ”Ohoho. I suppose there will be a ring out in this duel.” She smirked, confident in her ability to produce great knockback while keeping her footing steady. ”This may be a learning experience for you. Personally I wouldn’t have chosen you for my opponent, and it would have been more fair, perhaps, if you had a teammate on your side to even the score.” She mused smugly.

Rubick chuckled at Karin’s words as he walked over to another side of the arena, getting ready for combat. Clearly she had never faced a Magus before, which meant it was his duty to put her in her place. “Then by all means,” Rubick said as he twirled his staff in the air for a second before slamming it back onto the ground, making a loud crack noise. Then he pointed it at her before adding, “Face the Magus!” It was then that an announcer began to count down…

3…

2…

1…

GO!


Karin sliced her hands through the air as she settled into her stance across the arena, pleased to face a confident opponent. ”Ring out, or knock out. If you are ready, then let us begin!” With that, she dashed forward and to the side and prepared to avoid ranged attacks coming her way.

Rubick faked a yawn before flicking his staff upward, casting his Telekinesis spell. “Up!…” Rubick announced as Karin found herself propelled upward into the air, floating off the ground by some meters. ”Wh-what?!” Then Rubick moved her over to the side of the arena and continued on, “...and down!” as Rubick flicked his staff down, propelling her downward out of bounds. There was an explosion of light where Karin was dropped, and the announcer called the end of the match…

GAME!


First blood? Already? I came here to be tested! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,” Rubick said, enjoying his first easy win in a long time. Karin was then brought back to the arena via means unknown to Rubick, her body flashing white for a moment before the effect faded. “Hmmm… such fascinating energies!” Rubick thought out loud as he examined what had just occurred.

Needles to say, Karin was livid. Never before had she been so cheated, so tricked. ”I DEMAND a rematch!” She shouted through clenched teeth. ”Your magic is only effective against me because of the arbitrary rules of this- this ridiculous fighting arena! Such a magic throw wouldn’t even chip my fingernails in a real street fight!” She sat, trying to maintain her composure through her outrage. ”Even still! I can defeat you with the same rules now that I know your gimmick! Karin Kanzuki needs no handicaps!”

A rematch? Very well, I accept this challenge,” Rubick answered, returning to his original spot during the beginning of the last match. “Fair warning, however: this next round will end all the same.

”You would do well not to underestimate me, wizard.” Karin said, her heart ablaze with passion and indignity.

The announcer began to speak again.

3…

2…

1…

GO!


Karin dashed forward and immediately zipped upwards onto the floating platform, breaking line of sight with Rubick. Then she dropped into a defensive crouch, waiting to see how the Magus would respond.

Rubick’s eyes followed Karin as she headed up and sighed. This was the problem with having to battle anyone more than once: they learned more of your tricks with every duel. Still, that’s also what made such duels so entertaining. There was no challenge to winning the exact same way every time, after all.

Stepping backwards, Rubick pulled out his Blink Dagger and aimed at the middle platform above the others. In an instant, Rubick appeared to the spot he was aiming at with a poof-ing noise, leaving a cloud of dark blue particles behind which quickly dissipated. As soon as he had done so, he ran over to the other side and pointed his staff at the platform below, hoping to catch Karin with his Telekinesis again and send her plummeting down once more.

Karin scowled. This wizard was full of tricks. Some kind of teleport? He was above her now. She dove over to the side and dug her fingers around the edge of the platform, locking herself in. She felt like she had the strength to combat the wizard’s telekinesis and prevent herself from getting thrown off. And as far as she knew, nobody could do a special move forever. She was pulled up, legs over her head, but she held fast.

Rubick laughed at her attempts to stay grounded. “What is the matter, Karin Kanzuki?” Rubick taunted. “You’re going to have to do more than that to defeat the Grand Magus!” Rubick then began firing small bolts of green energy at Karin, laughing and swinging his staff with every bolt. They dealt little damage, but also had no drain on his reserves. Besides, his goal was to take his time with this duel and see what abilities Karin had to offer, as well as possibly use them for himself.

Karin was upside down, trying to hold onto the platform as several bolts began striking her sides. On the third bolt she grunted from the impact. She began kicking her legs, revealing the black gym tights she wore under her noblewoman’s outfit. Karin began cursing. ”You coward! You scoundrel! How dare you do this to me?! I’ll wear your eyeballs as earrings!” She tried pulling herself down and crawling to the underside of the platform to break line of sight.

As Rubick fired another bolt at Karin, he said, “Come now, did you really expect a duel between a warrior and a Magus to be fair? Truth be told, I’ve dealt with far worse back home during my routine walks!” Rubick was thoroughly enjoying this so far. Seeing Karin try so hard to get back down, though, Rubick decided that perhaps he should oblige this one time. “Now then… mind the drop!” Rubick said as he flipped the direction of his Telekinesis, forcing Karin to plummet towards the floor of the arena. The magic enveloping her would cushion the blow should she land on the ground, making it deal no damage. Still, the shockwave released would have a stunning effect, paralyzing her for about a second or two.

Rubick checked his energy reserves, and quickly calculated that he would have enough in the tank for at best a couple more casts of his Telekinesis, and maybe some seconds of continuous usage if he used his energy efficiently. He reckoned it would have to do, and jumped down onto the ground as well. “This battle has been quite entertaining, but I think it’s time I let you have some fun as well. How about it, Karin Kanzuki?” Rubick said, waving his left hand at Karin as if he was inviting her to attack.

Karin hopped back up onto her feet, fuming. Routine walks! ”If you were on a walk, you’d have no ring outs to hide behind!” She protested. She eyed his staff warily. ”Never go easy on a Kanzuki.” She took a step back and hopped back up onto the platform above her. Dashing across its surface to use it as cover, she dove from it, aiming at the ground in front of Rubick’s feet like a missile.

When Karin leapt up to the platform again, Rubick reached into his robes and grasped his Blink Dagger tightly. If there was anything he learned from his years of dueling experience and assassination attempts, it was that a Magus should never let an opponent get within melee range. But then, Rubick had an idea. He let his artifact go and removed his hand from his robes. This was a chance! Rubick had yet to see any of Karin’s Powers, and he so desperately wanted to see something exciting from her. It could be some fun ability to strike him with or befuddle his senses, anything! So he thought to himself: why not see how this played out? When Karin dove, Rubick launched a couple bolts of green energy from his staff while moving towards the center of the arena. That way, there would be more ground to cover should Karin try to go for a ring out win, and give Rubick more time to analyze her abilities should she choose to display them.

Karin was hit by one of the bolts as she dove, rolling to a step, she stayed crouched, spun, and shot her leg out like a spear as Rubick walked backwards. It connected with his knee and in a blink of an eye she was upon him as if to deliver a devastating strike. Instead she grabbed his arm, the arm he had reached into his cloak, and shook it around violently. ”What was that?! What were you about to do?! I said do not go easy on me! I’ll not be hearing any excuses from you after I destroy you!” Lifting his arm over her head she spun underneath it, causing Rubick to flip upside down and land hard on his back.

Rubick felt his breath painfully forced out of his lungs as he received the harsh blow from Karin. It seemed that Karin, like most fighters he had met, preferred to rely on their own skill and martial arts rather than make use of any Powers. This is why warriors are so troublesome, Rubick thought to himself. Always focusing on their codes of honor and training their bodies rather than toying with the natural laws of the world. Rubick raised his staff once more and began to cast Telekinesis once more. This time the target was himself, however, using it in an attempt to launch himself into the air and escape Karin’s grasp.

”Rest assured-” Karin said, a not undetectable amount of malice in her voice, I will not be making that mistake!” As Rubick launched himself up into the air, Karin joined him, hopping a clean ten feet into the air with ease. She checked his ascent with a palm thrust, and then brought her other hand down like an axe, content to chop him right back into the ground.

Rubick held his staff in front of him in an attempt to block the chop. Of course, his staff held, but it did not stop Karin from sending him back down. So that’s how it is, in the end, Rubick thought to himself again. How… disappointing. With more control of himself in midair, Rubick managed to land on his feet, then proceeded to run backward in an attempt to gain distance. At the same time, he pointed his staff at Karin once more, using his last of his energy reserves to cast his Telekinesis on her. Seeing as there was no more entertainment to be found here anyway, he intended to end the duel for good this time.

If there was one advantage Karin had for certain in this match, it was longevity. Rubick and Karin’s energy reserves were inverse- Rubick started fully stocked and spent it as he used his spells. Karin started at baseline and gained more bursts of power as the fight went on. As she landed and prepared for yet another grasp of telekinesis, energy coiled on the inside of her body. ”Ressenha!” She shouted. Flashing with power, she exploded upward like a rocket, pinwheeling at a slight forward angle. Her fist crashed into the platform above her and somewhat alarmingly, punched a hole into it. There she grabbed her hand into the concrete and held on tight. She learned from her second encounter with the telekinesis that he couldn’t do it forever. Eventually he would have to throw her, and then he couldn’t do it again for a short while. She glared at Rubick, her orange eyes wide, her legs curled upward defensively. She didn’t intend to be target practice again.

Rubick sighed. Karin truly was his worst matchup. She was smart, and had plenty more options to choose from compared to him, especially as he didn’t have access to his more offensive arcanery. Rubick released his grip on his staff, letting it fall to the ground with a short clatter. His energy reserves empty, there was little else he could do against a trained martial artist.

For a moment, a malevolent grin flashed across the suspended Kanzuki’s features. A younger Karin would have pounced on the wizard in that moment and relished in striking the final blow. But those times were behind her, now. Mostly. So instead she reigned herself in, the grin cooling into a condescending smile, and settled for a very mocking tone in her voice instead.

”Ohoho! Surrendering, are we?” She called out, still hanging from the floating platform. ”All out of tricks, hmm? Ohohoho!” Laughing loudly, she placed her other free hand palm outward by her mouth, as if she were sharing an embarrassing secret with a nearby invisible person. It wasn’t exactly easy on the eyes, and it was as boisterous as it was regal.

Rubick raised his hands as he shrugged. He wasn’t one to fall for such weak provocations. “Ahh yes, it’s truly a shame,” Rubick replied. “And a shame that you had none of your own. It’s made this whole experience so boring that I couldn’t help but let you win.

Karin dropped from her perch, brushing some stone powder off her knuckles. ”Let me win, did you? Ohoho. I’m afraid not.” Undaunted, she dismisses the suggestion outright. After all, she said no excuses! ” This could have been a learning experience for you! But your arrogance blinds you to your weaknesses. I learned how to deal with a telekinetic. The only thing you learned is that you should stick to fighting our enemies one on one, on floating platforms! Perhaps we could invite them all back here and hope they show up! Send them an RSVP? Ohoho!” She gloated.

If Rubick had not been wearing a mask, Karin would see the half-annoyed, half-angry smile forming on his face. Magically recalling his staff to his hand, Rubick walked up to Karin and retorted, “Oh yes, mmhm hm ho ha ha ha ha! Perhaps I could give them a taste of the same 5-second defeat you suffered in the first duel. Truly a fine learning experience to be found there!

Karin’s smile faltered briefly. A confident pout took its place. Closing her eyes, she flicked her golden coils over her shoulder. ”Hmph. Indeed it was. If I were you, Grand Magus, I would quit while I was ahead. Or rather, tied. Because the inevitable result of all your continued blathering is yet another rematch.” She said, setting her hands on her hips.

The two combatants would continue to bicker for some time, eventually quieting down to a harrumph from the both of them as they headed back to the main headquarters. It seemed the dynamic between them sparked a new rivalry, one that would not be extinguished for quite some time.


Level 6: 57/60
Word Count: 519
Location: Sandswept Sky
Points Gained: 1
NEW EXP balance--- Level 6: 58/60


Turns out, the passes were expensive, but in a way Jesse didn’t quite predict. ‘Pons’ were the local currency in order to buy a train pass. “I was gonna go purple but…guess I gotta find some pons first? As in actually literally just find some? On the ground?” Jesse asked.

Jesse was used to scrounging up money, but she wasn’t used to scrounging for money.

If some random people just left money lying around ontop of bookshelves life would have been a lot easier for everyone back on Earth. What kind of economy is this, anyway? Is this some kind of bizarro world social program? Or-

“Oh, my God, it’s Banjo-Kazooie.” Jesse said, lightly facepalming herself. This really was a world that operated on video game rules. She really wanted to play the video game that was based off of her own life, but also she kinda didn’t. In the meantime, she would play a game where she ran around collecting shiny coins.

“Okay. Sure, I can do that.” With a little added pep-in-her-step Jesse joined the troop of people willing to actually do a little searching. It sounded kind of fun. There was a great amount of verticality to the metro in certain places, with stands and buildings having gaps between them and the ceiling or bridges overhead. But instead of having to search for stairs and ladders, Jesse just pressed off the ground and glided twenty feet in the air, landing on top of a building. Like sports balls lost on top of a middle school, a pon or two was waiting for a new owner to claim them. Chuckling, Jesse pulled the gem into her hand with her Launch ability. This wouldn’t be so hard. She was part way there already.

Jesse began floating and jumping from place to place. When she needed to get particularly high, she would jump to a higher spot somewhere between her and her destination and would go from there to the highest spot, say, a distant bridge or particularly large light fixture. She couldn’t just fly straight up but as long as she had even a small place to launch herself off of she could bounce and glide as high as she needed too. At one point she vanished from view of the ground floor completely. Once she had all of her pons gathered in her jacket, she dropped from the top of the Metro in free fall. About ten feet before impact her free fall transferred into a gentle float. Landing on her shoes, she cockily adjusted her jacket before making her way to where she guessed the Purple Line was. There she met Therion.

“Done already?” She asked Therion. “The team thing works for me. Ticket booth is over there?” She pointed over at it after he showed her the way. Once she was there she went to go buy the ticket. She wasn’t sure if it was an automated system or a teller or what. This was a crowded place but if she ever needed to find something, she could always just float ten feet in the air and get a good look around.

Level 6: 45/60
Word Count: short
Location: Sandswept Sky
Points Gained: 1 +11
NEW EXP balance--- Level 6: 57/60


Jesse didn’t sleep much. Today was hardly the hardest day on the job she’d ever had, but it was up there. She got a few good hours in but ended up night walking, like she usually did. An extra nap after that, and suddenly, it was dawn. Up and at ‘em. Jesse was a little disappointed her little bonding exercise attempt failed.

“Yeah. Sorry we didn’t get to hang out last night.” She said to Ann and Primrose. “And instead we had three giant women try to murder us and then watched as they were executed in the streets.” She swung her arm, snapping her fingers. “Dontcha just hate it when that happens.”

They met up with the others, and while their aerial vehicle situation wasn’t good, Alice said there was a chance with some kind of strange subway station that Jesse was very interested in seeing. It seemed Primrose and Midna were heading off, which was too bad because those were the two people Jesse had talked to the most. Except maybe the group of teenagers known as the Phantom Thieves. Jesse was thoroughly in camp ‘done walking up rocks,’ and seeing this cool subway station was just too good of an opportunity to pass up.


“All right. Let’s go see about this magic train. Too bad our magic ‘get everything for free’ passes probably won’t work.” She said. “Still…probably won’t be that expensive.”

Sakura Level 8: 15/80
Karin Level 3: 3/30
Location: Alcamoth
Word Count: 931
Points Gained: 2
New EXP Balance--- Sakura Level 8: 17/80
Karin Level 3: 5/30


Riding around on her bicycle, she was happy and slightly confused at Cadet’s joy at seeing the simple contraption.”Y-yeah! It is pretty radalos!” She smiled.

Meanwhile, Karin, disinterested and still mildly in her own head after all this Galeem business, decided not to buy anything. She had no idea what she was in for, and until then, she was going to have to travel light. Karin was no spoiled brat- she had what it took to survive in the wilderness, and to rough it out. Yes, luxury and comfort were befitting of a woman of her status, but by no means was a Kanzuki ever complacent! No, this journey would be far too dangerous to bring her staff along like she used to back on Earth. She would rely on her fists, her wits, and she supposed, her allies (and her dimwitted friend) to guide her to victory.

If anything specific was to be needed, she would return and buy it depending on their destination. In the meantime, she wasn’t going to slow herself down with pouches and backpacks and belts with items on them.




Sakura woke up bright and early and took her new bike on her first joy ride around town. Karin arranged her affairs at her estate, leaving it in the charge of her more than capable staff. Birdie would protect it from ne’er-do-wells. He understood the mind of a ne’er-do-well, given that most of his professional career experience was being one himself. Ishizaki-san would make sure Galeem’s curse caused no trouble, and was on the lookout for opportunities to give away his own Friend Hearts.

Alcamoth was an impressive structure for sure. As far as military outposts went, Karin was quite pleased with the decor and the level of cleanliness. Sakura was riding her bike in a meandering path as they made their way into Seeker HQ.

Sakura spotted a familiar face as she made her roundabout path. It was Bella! Sakura’s Abyssal friend! She wheeled over. ”Hi, Bella-san! Told you’d I visit! Look who I found! Look what I found! Er, bought. Okay, I bought this bike, and I found Karin!” Sakura said. Karin was one of the few people in the world who Sakura didn’t use a suffix for.

Karin glanced over and waved politely with her fingers.

”Remember? She smacked my head really hard into the ground.”

Karin cleared her throat. ”All right, Sakura. You can’t just say things like that. We’re sparring partners, and we treat each other with respect by not holding back. ANd besides, you were the one who cheated.”

Sakura seemed a little confused at Karin’s objection, but she just nodded along.

After their brief encounter with Bella, the pair continued on (possibly along with Bella if she was going as well) to the meeting.

”So, yeah, Karin, basically that’s it. Thirteen big bad bosses, one Galeem. We destroy that, and, I guess everybody goes home! There should be a pamphlet around in here somewhere…” Sakura had gotten off her bike and was walking it along her side.

”You guess?” Karin asked, raising an eyebrow.

Sakura handed a pamphlet to Karin, who began reading through it. ”Yeah, I guess. I don’t really know for sure, but if Galeem put us all here, it makes sense that getting rid of him would put us back, right?”

”Not necessarily.” Karin muttered. ”We may just be stuck here. Or have to find another way to get home. I imagine the most likely outcome will be a mass undoing of Galeem’s curse. And then we’ll have to find our own way home.”

Sakura’s face fell. ”Oh…you really think so?” She didn’t like the thought of that at all. She had hoped, secretly, that upon reviving Galeem, all the lives that had been lost would be restored.

”I do. Now, one thing I am impressed by is this door stopping system. Did you catch that ruckus earlier? The door guards defeated that Rubick wizard and also, a child. Rather clever, actually. Perhaps I should have brought Birdie along after all…oh well, another time, then.”

”Hmm…” Sakura pursed her lips. ”Yeah, that is pretty smart. Plus, it’s always a nice ego check to get trounced in public.” Sakura said, smiling at Karin.
”I don’t know what you mean.” Karin said, flipping some of her golden coils over her shoulder.

Once inside the main meeting room, Sakura ‘ooh’d’ at the large digital map in the center of the room. She set her bicycle against the meeting room table and propped herself up on her palms, gently bouncing herself up and down.

Karin took in the sight with a smirk. ”I suppose this will do, for a meeting room. It’s serviceable for our purposes, if a little understaffed.” She rubbed her chin, thinking of her own intelligence room. Plus her satellite. Damn, she really missed her satellite.

Sakura was wrapped up in Bowser’s retelling of the story so far, though she waved to the others, such as Cadet as Rubick, as she spotted them.

”Yup. Back to business.” She laced her fingers together and stretched her arms out, moving her upper body side to side. ”I’m eager to get back out there, I gotta admit. Especially with Karin here. I’m itching to put a real dent in the bad guys.”

Blazermate spotted something interesting- a place called..Japan? ”Eh? Japan? That’s the English name of where I’m from, too! That’s so weird! What? ‘Japan’?” She looked, bewildered, at Karin.

”Japan!”

”Right, I noticed.” Karin said. At Sakura’s continued staring, Karin offered up a condescending shrug of her shoulders.


Sakura Level 8: 6/80
Karin Level 2: 14/20
Location: Deep Blue Seaside
Word Count: 871
Points Gained: 2 (+8)
New EXP Balance--- Sakura Level 8: 15/80 Pending
Karin Level 3: 3/30
DOUBLE PENDING (Writer=lazy)


Sakura walked happily along, but as the giant bazaar came into view it became more of a skip. Karin strode confidently, assured in the knowledge that her summer estate would be taken care of while she was away dealing with this…Galeem issue. Karin stared at the back of Sakura’s head, wondering what exactly she saw out there. Karin wasn’t exactly protective of Sakura, but know that she had gone through trials and tribulations without Karin at her side made Karin feel…uneasy. Sakura hadn’t seemed to have changed much on the surface. It wouldn’t be the first time Sakura had flung herself into a preposterously dangerous situation just because she had the capacity to help. One time she ended up working with Interpol. Karin had guessed that she mostly worms her way into these catastrophes by following that favorite world warrior of hers, Ryu. She tags along regardless of what her elders think and since Ryu is always going around saving the world, usually she ends up right behind him. She needs one of those peasant jobs to keep her occupied.

”Karin, look! It’s huge!” Sakura turned around and pointed it out to Karin, as if she somehow missed it.

”Quite.” Karin said, not particularly impressed by large pieces of property.

”Are you thinking of buying anything?” Sakura asked. ”I’m getting a bicycle. It’ll be practical and fun at the same time! You should get a bicycle, too!”

”Perhaps we should purchase a tandem bicycle. Scoot around together, proclaiming our friendship.” Karin said dryly.

Sakura grimaced, unsure. ”Oh, uh, hmm…” She shrugged. ”It’s kind of hard to do tricks on a tandem bicycle. Sorry. I really want a one seated one. And I know you were being sarcastic or whatever but also, I really want to do tricks. Plus we might end up getting attacked and- no, no, it wouldn’t work. A tandem bicycle is a terrible idea.”

Karin blinked, eyebrows low. ”Well. Touché. I suppose.”

As they wandered from stall to stall, Sakura peered around, clearly looking for a place that would contain her favorite mode of transportation. Karin brushed a coiled strand of ringlets back over her shoulder and cleared her throat. ”So… you’ve been attacked? By what? Assassins?”

Sakura made a dismissive ‘as if’ noise. ”Man, I wish.” She started counting her fingers. ”Recently we fought a giant scary man baby that was flinging around what looked like its own frickin’ placenta. But before that there were zombie fishmen. And I think I told you about the giant scary boat that I’m gonna have nightmares about. And before that there was a few giant sea monsters, and then the Abyssals, but you already know about that.” Sakura shrugged. ”It’s been crazy. Craziest couple days of my life. Even crazier than my first couple of adventures!”

Karin was honestly still reeling from the most recent enemy. ”...My word.”

”Are you… alright? Mentally?” Karin asked quietly.

”Umm…I think so.” Sakura answered back honestly. ”The others had my back. Like Mister Geralt. I almost lost it a couple times, but, I mean, geez, who wouldn’t? In the end, justice prevailed! Like it always does.”

”Look, can we talk about this later? I really wanna buy a bicycle. With all this crazy stuff it might even be a magic bicycle.” Sakura jogged ahead a little bit.

”I recognize these guys!” She pointed at the Merchants. ”I met one and his robot friend a few days ago! They’re so cute. Speaking of cute!”

She passed by Rika and Kamek. ”I like your dress, Rika-chan!” She called out. She was glad Rika was picking out her own clothes! That’s a privilege Sakura has taken for granted.

”The hobby shop! They’ll have a bike there.” Sakura ran on over. Karin waved her off and began wandering about on her own. Nothing particularly interested her that much. She had everything she could want. If they were going to need supplies later, she would buy them at an outpost that was closer to their destination. She didn’t imagine they were just going to blast off into the wilderness with no civilization around. If they were, then she’d come back and buy something for it after all.

Meanwhile, Sakura did a dry spit take. ”Seventeen hundred and 50 coins!?” She whined. She held open the top of her coin purse. ”But I’ve only got 2100!” But the Nopon was resolute, and as evidence by what she just said aloud, she was probably lucky the price didn’t get raised. Being no master merchant or bargainer by any means, she took what she could get. She ended up buying a mountain bike called ‘The Scorcher.’ She had managed to get one in hot pink. As soon as she got her gloved hands on the handle bars, she felt proud of her purchase.

Immediately she went to show it off to the others, tracking down Geralt, Bowser, and Ace Cadet, Peach, just about anyone. One at a time if she had too. She navigated the busy bazaar quite easily, moving slowly, her legs cycling the pedals with a well practiced motion.

”Heeey. Look what I got, everyone! Pretty cool, right? This baby can go off road!” She said, circling as she spoke.
im not even gonna sit here and act like im not gonna throw a wacky quirky zany droid your way


The sun was shining in Gotham. There were old scars on the woman’s face and on her hands. They disappeared up the sleeve of her jacket and down the neck of her shirt, and cut through her black eyebrow. Cassandra always stood out from the crowd one way or the other. Anyone who saw her passing by would naturally wonder why. A question that was usually on her mind, as well. It looked like this was the place. A nice house, only a few streets away from the coast. Though from what had been said about her, the large windows and friendly welcome mat belied a veritable fortress.

Doctor Leslie Thompkins was a very busy woman. She had a lot of people to help. Cassandra felt guilty for taking up her time- there were people that needed Doctor Thompkin’s help much more than her. Deserved it more. Cassandra was kindly informed that this kind of self-talk was exactly the reason she should be contributing a single measly hour a week to visiting her. And she was one of the only Doctor’s in Gotham, the world, even, that could be trusted with the knowledge Cassandra was about to impart upon her. Because, apparently, this was a tell-all situation. Cassandra did not have very much experience with telling, let alone tell-alling.

Regardless, she knocked on the door, feeling her heart rate tick up. She had faced death as much as any superhero, and like many of them, she knew that social interactions were always the scariest part. That was just the truth. Anyone that said otherwise was either a liar or in the wrong profession.

The kindly older woman opened the door and smiled warmly at Cassandra. From what Bruce had told her of Leslie, she used to be a mortician. But that was some time ago, and apparently somewhere along the way she had taken a little more interest in seeing people alive rather than dead. But only a little. What type of person went to school for fun? A dangerous person, definitely.

“Cassandra.” She said. “It’s good to see you. I’m glad you could make it.”

Uh huh. Okay, killer. Cassandra could see the resolve and strength of this woman behind her eyes. Battle hardened steel, the type of revealed strength only found when one dedicates herself to fighting humanity’s hardest battles. A trial by fire, entered voluntarily. somewhere Immediately, Cassandra felt small and stupid in comparison. Swords are lame after all, actually.

“Um. I’m here for the therapy thing.” Cass said, struggling to make eye contact. They say eyes are the window to the soul. For Cassandra they were more like an open door to the soul. Or simply a hole that was easy to fall into. The depths were often dizzying.

Cassandra wasn’t the only person who could read people.

“That’s what I’m here for.” Doctor Thompkins said. “I spent a few years in my off time learning how to do the therapy thing.”

Cassandra’s eyebrows quirked upward.

“Sorry, my Doctorate isn’t in therapy.” She grinned. “But beggars can’t be choosers, right?” Her teeth were shiny. Intrusively, she knew how and saw what would happen if she broke them. Cassandra blinked hard, pinching her nose.

“I’m sorry. I do not mean to judge. I’m just…” She trailed off.

“Don’t apologize. There’s no being sorry in this house. Come on in, I’ll make you some tea.”

Cassandra was silent as she was welcomed into Thompkin’s home. The tea was warm in her hands. It tasted great. Was the secret ingredient love? That kind of brotherly, sisterly love for all mankind? Probably. Cassandra wouldn’t doubt it. So here she was. In the therapy room. Like she had seen in the movies. A wise person sitting behind a desk, and a silly person about to pour their damn heart out.

Uuugh. Ugh! Maybe she’d get lucky and someone would try to assassinate Thompkins. Then after saving the Doctor’s life, Cassandra could say ‘see everything worked out in the end, I have superpowers! Okay, goodbye!’

But no dice. It didn’t happen. So Cassandra just sat there, staring at her murky brown reflection in the tea. Doctor Thompkins waited patiently. The room was quiet. Safe. Cassandra knew more than anyone what a safe place looked and felt like. Doctor Thompkins had just gone over in detail what to expect from the session, recapping how long it would be and how little pressure their was. This was Cassandra’s time. And of course Cassandra believed her, the Doctor was about as earnest and honest as a person could get. Didn’t make it any easier, though. One would think that people able to tell exactly how people were feeling and potentially even what they were thinking about would make talking easier.

“Have you ever visited a psychologist before, Cassandra?”

Cassandra shook her head. As soon as she did, she knew Doctor Thompkins was looking for something more than a nonverbal response.

“Your guardian told me about your abilities. You can read my body language, right?”

Cassandra nodded, shrugged. Kind of. It’s more than that.

“How do you feel about that ability of yours?”

A question she couldn’t shake or nod her head at. She supposed that she could just sit here and shrug the entire time if she wanted to be stubborn and petulant. And it was a good question. A very hard question to answer. Cassandra opened her mouth and expected words to come out, but nothing did.

“...I…” Cassandra said, false starting. “I feel…good about them. But also, bad.” She said, and then face palmed.

“It’s all right. There’s no wrong answers, no stupid answers, here.” Thompkins said, and she believed what she said. “Do you think you can elaborate on your feelings?”

“It is…hard.” Cassandra said. “Because my powers come from a bad place. The place where I came from.”



Snow-capped peaks, blood stained compounds. Far, far away from Gotham. Here was where shadows lurked, the darkest place in the world. Umbral tendrils slithered out from this cave and others like it, seeking out spots of light to snuff out.

The place where I was grown, where I was built, and allegedly, where I was born.

We figured out later I was with the League of Shadows. But at the time, it was just my home.


Within the dark recesses of this place, David Cain was constructing his magnum opus. The perfect weapon.

I wasn’t an assassin like the others. I wasn’t supposed to think. I was to be brought along. And at the right moment, one of my superiors would point me in the direction of our enemies. At least, that’s how it started. But that’s for later, I don’t want to get ahead of myself.

I was a curious little kid. They tried to keep two steps ahead of me but, nobody’s perfect. Every once in a while I would slip away. The rule was ‘no talking’. Nobody talk around Cassandra.




Cassandra had paused, feeling the Doctor’s question. She knew the Doctor was keen on simply letting her client speak, too, but… a few seconds of eye contact and Thompkin’s got the message.

“No talking?” Leslie Thompkins uncrossed her leg and leaned forward, holding her notebook. “Can you explain what you mean by that?”

“No talking.” Cassandra repeated. “Nobody talked around me, or to me. I never talked. I did not learn a language like you.”

“...I see. That must have been very difficult for you. You’ve come a long way, then.”
“Yes. I had help.” Cassandra smiles fondly.

“Please, continue.”



But I could eavesdrop. Overhear them. I didn’t know what they were saying, but I knew they were speaking. There was no love in that place. They were not supposed to care for each other. But every once in a while, some of them did.

The assassins spoke quietly in the corridor, clad in form fitting black clothing, faces concealed even within the parameters of their own base. Peering at them from gaps in the wood, her eyes were reflective like an animal in the underbrush. Fear gripped the hardened killer’s heart as they caught a glimpse of her out of the corner of her eye. Turning to look, she was gone. Anger would come next, or perhaps doubt. Either way, resentment was growing. It was hard not to feel like one was always being watched. There was a ghost in this building. Rumors spread amongst the ranks of assassins. They had work to do. They couldn’t be distracted by this…mutated child David Cain was creating.

I liked listening to them talk. But soon even when they were sure I wasn’t around, they spoke barely above a whisper. I couldn’t hear the nonsense babble anymore. Sometimes it still all feels like nonsense babble. I don’t think in words. Whatever I say, it always sounds better in my head. But when I try to say it to you, or anyone, it…it…



“It…it gets more bad.” Cassandra said, and then set out to correct herself. “Badder. No- worse. It gets worse when I say it. When it is in my head, it is easy. Sorry.”

“That’s quite alright. I can understand you fine. Remember what I said about apologizing?”

“Yes, I do. Sorry.”

A skeptical look from Doctor Thompkins. Cassandra smiled. “That was a joke.” She clarified.

She took another sip of her tea and then glanced around. “How long do we have left?”

“Well, that was about…two minutes. So forty-eight minutes.” Doctor Thompkins said.

“Forty-eight-” Cassandra began, then shut her mouth. This was…going to be a long session.

Level 6: 44/60
Word Count: 488
Location: Sandswept Sky
Points Gained: 1
NEW EXP balance--- Level 6: 45/60


Jesse slightly creeping Therion out, getting chased by monsters, magic badges and teleporting onto an air ship, yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, just another day in the World of Light. Jesse was no fragile sunflower, but she was no tank either. Her durability was more geared towards keeping herself safe rather than taking damage in the place of others. Still, a telekinetic shield did come a little in handy against the latest batch of creeps trying to have the Seekers for lunch.

Soon they were way above the air in an airship, and there was a happy reunion with some big guy Jesse didn’t recognize. Though she was happy to know that the agents behind the liberation of the multiverse wasn’t solely comprised of what was essentially a bunch of hobos. Not that there was anything wrong with being a hobo- Jesse was a hobo! Migrant worker, rather.

Well, avoiding offending the people listening to her thoughts aside, Jesse spent most of the time on the airship awake. Sleep didn’t really come to her very easily.

Once they touched down, the situation was explained to them. The Bazaar was nice, but Jesse was really interested in their final destination. Gerudo town. Apparently, the place was women only. Like, big time. Which, having spent a lot of time on her own, Jesse totally got it.

But moreover, of course Jesse was interested in the new thing. The new place, the mysterious place. Oooh, what mysteries could be inside? Were all the women going to be astoundingly beautiful? Probably. All women only places are full of beautiful women in fiction. And if this place really is influenced by some kind of synchronized consciousness of fiction, or vice versa, than chances were that was how Gerudo would be.

Unless, like…a cave full of all of but three witches counts. Which, it probably does.

Jesse thought Asbestos was funny. Her name was funny. She was spunky and streetwise. Jesse wasn’t going to say anything about that though because she didn’t want to come off as a total stiff. Better keep quiet than remove all doubt, right?

Oh, God. What was that? Who thinks shit like that? Am I lame? Have I been spending too much time with Langston?

The extraplanar entity residing within her soul had no guidance for her in these troubling times. Shaking these thoughts from her mind, Jesse quietly continued onward. At this point she realized she hadn’t said anything since they got onto the airship. It would feel wrong if the entire group that went to Gerudo town was nothing but awkward silence, right? That’s like…minus points for feminism.

“So…this oughta be something. Huh. Are we thinking like a secret oasis or what? I guess it could just be a hole in the ground but that would be a bit anticlimactic. There’s been build up. It has to be cool, now, otherwise I’m gonna be disappointed.”
And by last week I meant this week. this one is the one. i just gotta stop staying up until 2:30 AM.

Sakura Level 8: 5/80
Karin Level 2: 13/20
Location: Kanzuki Beach
Word Count: 477
Points Gained: 1
New EXP Balance--- Sakura Level 8: 6/80 Pending
Karin Level 2: 14/20
Pending (Writer=lazy)


Sakura bowed at Nadia, smiling broadly. She was happy to have won and gotten her friend back. It felt like...trying up loose ends.

Sakura just half-lidded her eyes at Bowser, unimpressed. "Yeah, maybe you're right, Mister King Bowser." She said, puffing out her cheeks. She gave Geralt a sidelong smirk. Rich people! Maybe the fact that King Bowser, the king of all villains, could relate to Karin Kanzuki, one of Sakura's best friends, was a bad sign.

But Karin wasn't a villain! She was just misunderstood. When it came down too it she always fought on the side of justice. Besides, Karin was at her worst when she was like, 15 years old, essentially a child! So it didn't count. Now she was just...rough around the edges.

Karin Kanzuki returned a short while later in her red buttoned top and skirt, white ruffles adorning the end of her sleeves. During that time Sakura had switched...back into her school girl uniform, without enough time to make any of her fashion decisions.

Ishizaki-san informed Karin of where the others had went.

"They left without me?" Karin asked.

"Um, yeah, but they aren't too far ahead, we can catch up." Sakura said. She had waited, and Ishizaki-san and her had chatted about sports in the meantime. "We should hurry up. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse." She had missed Karin's luncheaon, after all.

"Ugh." Karin said. "How crude. I still need to teach you some manners. Where are they going, anyway?"

"A place called the Rum for Ale." Ishizaki answers.

"The Rum for-?" Karin sneers at the name.

"What? What is it?" Sakura asks, a laugh in her voice.

"What is that some kind of...dive bar? Any place with a pun in it's name is full of unremarkable commoners. Especially if said pun is related to the consumption of some crude alcoholic beverage."

"Oh, shut up. Let's just go." She takes Karin by the hand and runs off, Karin having no choice but to follow behind.

The place wasn't as bad as Karin thought. Infact, it was well designed with a unique novelty. Though she was very dubious that they would let the customers work as wait staff. Incredulous, even. Regardless, she sat down next to Sakura and flattened a napkin over her lap. Her own napkin, with the monogram 'K K' on it.

"Wow, this place is cool. Reminds me of a place I'd see on Earth!"

"Indeed." Karin said, knitting her eyebrows together. She was still getting used to the fact that she was now on an alien planet of some kind. Or another dimension. And the truly disturbing amount of people with red eyes. It was everyone.

"...I'm of the mind to defeat every single person in Limsa in combat." She muttered to herself.
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