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I just read the greatest line of any story ever: It made them speechless. It was like a mule had infiltrated a group of horses and then it defeated all of the horses. -TMW
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Summoners - the Trials of Apep




How does it feel, New Summoner? Huh? To what am I referring? Why, the infinite power that comes from your new connection to that place, naturally. Do you enjoy it? Or... was the sheer size of the chaotic too much for your simple human mind to handle? No? Probably not, considering you're still here. Ah! Don't say anything. Haven't you ever heard of a rhetorical question? Who do you think you're talking to?

I. Know. Everything.


No, no, no. What I want you to do is take that little Doodad in front of you. No, not that one... off to the right a bit. Ah, that's it. This is your [Grimoire]. I know, I know. It looks like one of those little digital pagers. These were made for the last batch of Summoners, and that was over a decade ago. You don't expect me to keep up with fads to that extent, do you? Just take it. Better than a book. You should find a [Manifesto] already inside it, just scroll over to your inventory. That should tell you all about the uh... rules, as it were.

Now I know what you're thinking. Why do I have this power? Why did you give me this Grimoire? What am I supposed to do with it?

Meh...

I don't really care.


Do whatever you want with it. Is it so wrong to grant a few hundred teenagers unimaginable cosmic power? Maybe I'm just sick like that. Okay. Okay. I get it. There HAS to be a REASON for things. Ugh... young people.

Look, I'll tell you what, the last game was a Battle Royal. Lots of people died, families were torn apart, friendships destroyed, cities ruined... yada yada. This time I'm not going to FORCE you to kill each other, okay? It's more of a PvE sort of thing this go around. Got it? I'll build a big maze for you kids to wander around in, and whoever gets to the bottom and retrieves the [Orb of Apotheosis] wins. I might even throw in a nice prize for that special someone.

What? You WANT to kill each other? Fine. Do it. I don't care. Just don't expect me to help you out if you aren't willing to pay the price. Huh? What price? [Souls] What else? Souls make up everything, don't you know? You. Me. The Maze. The Summons. You can use the souls you gather to get all kinds of nice things from the Grimoire. Spirits to summon. Special skills. Magic. Weapons. Money. You can even bring yourself or others back to life... yes, even people who don't have Grimoires. Just make sure you have most of the giblets left or there won't be anything left to bring them back with. The Grimoire should already have a few souls in it, I recommend you use them wisely. That way, you can collect a few more souls by killing things in the maze. You could also steal them from the others, I guess, if that's your sort of thing. Just know that you can transfer items and souls out of Grimoire that's still contracted. You don't necessarily have to kill the original owner first.

Oh, and then there's THAT. What is THAT, you ask? Death. Not the usual kind, either. The eternal, "Your soul is mine," kind of death. Look, this power isn't free, alright? It's not ME that wants you pay the price. The Void itself demands tribute from anyone contracted to a Grimoire. That's just the way it works. Didn't I already say not to blame me? You're the one who took the Grimoire. Look, just give it a hundred souls every new day when the Grimoire reads 24:00. As long as you do that you'll be fine.

Stop whining. Just get out there and do it.

Who am I exactly? You really want to know? It won't make you feel any better.

Look, you can just call me...





WEEEEEEEELCOME! Zurnt here, reporting for doodie.

This is my newest project!

[Summoners - the Trials of Apep] is meant to be a medium-sized RP for about 4 - 6 players. It follows the adventures of a group of teenagers gifted with INFINITE COSMIC POWER, and a Grimoire with which to use it, by the Evil God Apep.

This is the INTEREST CHECK and it's currently UNDER CONSTRUCTION. There's still a lot of work that needs to be done, but rest assured, I've got my hardhat on and it's already well underway. That being said, I'd love to hear from you wonderful denizens of this fine Roleplaying establishment. Let me know if you think this has potential, and perhaps if you're interested in joining when everything is up and running.

Also, if you're a dedicated imagineer like myself, feel free to share your ideas and help the RP learn and grow like a good little fun-slave.

Completed:
[Intro - 100%]
[The Shoppe - 80%]
[Manifesto - 100%]
[Setting - 80%]
[Character Guidelines - 90%]

To be Completed:
[Sample Character]
[OOC]

Currently Working on: [The Shoppe]










Heheh. Don't make him give you the Evil Eye. Goats can curse you, ya'know?

Alrighty then, with that settled, I'm off to bed. Nighty-mc'nights.
Oh, then it's definitely gotta be heavy. I'm thinking a warped hunk of lead that he used to practice his magic control in secret. He figured the innkeeper would just throw it away if he left it behind, but they actually took a shine to him and decided to send another patron after him. They remembered that he'd asked for directions to the Stone of Nine, and seeing that Freya was headed in the same direction, gave the job to her. Naturally, a normal innkeeper would think it was some kind of bizarre adventuring tool, but Youngest Brother thinks they know that he was practicing magic.

Ah... but Youngest Brother doesn't tip. He thinks its a waste if you didn't really go above and beyond. "Didn't you already get paid? and you want more? Tell that to a starving a farmer who works all day for scraps and see what he has to say."

Of course, Youngest Brother doesn't know that Freya used to be a farmer's daughter.

Hahaha. That would be the most anticlimactic discovery ever. Youngest Brother would start to get all paranoid, wondering who was following him and keeping track of his things. He'd be FORCED to keep an eye on Freya just to make sure she didn't know something she shouldn't know. Turns out it was just a random act of kindness.

Make it even better, have it be something incredibly personal to him.
@BeanieBaggie If you want, we can come up with a reason why my character might have a package delivered. Traveling anonymously, unattached from others, he could use a good reason to latch onto the group. Figuring out the origin of this mysterious delivery could be the perfect excuse.
We'll see about that... >-<
Eh, we still have room for normal sized folks...

..and Invari has more than enough tall for the lot of us.
@Nightraider Yup. Yup. The juices are powerful indeed.

@calmgale 3.5 is a bundle of fun, and it's awesome coupled with Pathfinder as a base. As for 5E, I haven't played it yet. Most of the people I DM for aren't actually big D&D players, and they prefer a lot of the more obscure plug-and-play systems.
I'd hazard to say that nobody here is lacking in ample experience. I think as long as everyone respects the game and the other players, there won't be any issues and we can all have a fun, happy, long game together.

That said, I'm always eager to learn more about the setting, and am looking forward to anything calmgale wants to add in the future.
Announcer Voice: YOUNGEST BROTHER lights his torch!

I posted my character sheet.
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