I need advice on making legitimate friends and not just pawns for furthering my goals.
Admitting you have a problem is the first step. : 3
Admitting you have a problem is the first step. : 3
I don't know how to make friends tbh. People just kinda show up and I'm like "Cool."
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TP said
I don't know how to make friends tbh. People just kinda show up and I'm like "Cool."
So I sit and wait and be nice. A good start.
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Curb your manipulative tendencies.
Esper said
So I sit and wait and be nice. A good start.
And that's p much it. GG.
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Making friends is simple. All it takes is sedative, rope, and belief that after enough time in your basement they will develop Stockholm Syndrome.
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ImANargleHunter said
Curb your manipulative tendencies.
Yes, but how? I mean I don't go about consciously doing so. However I do recognize certain skill sets and acquire them through that person.Then I tend to get bored and wander off. A love of shiny things and all.
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BrobyDDark said
Making friends is simple. All it takes is sedative, rope, and belief that after enough time in your basement they will develop Stockholm Syndrome.
Don't be creepy. Besides that I don't really need sedative to get people to let me tie them up. Also my dungeon has been relocated to a three story tower, complete with R&D facility.
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BrobyDDark said
Making friends is simple. All it takes is sedative, rope, and belief that after enough time in your basement they will develop Stockholm Syndrome.
^ The dummy's guide to making friends and/or kidnapping people.
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Brainwash them so they no longer expect that you are manipulating them.
And drown any guilt you have in alcohol.
And drown any guilt you have in alcohol.
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Blitzkrieg said
Brainwash them so they no longer expect that you are manipulating them.And drown any guilt you have in alcohol.
^ Now this is how you do it!
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I can sit there while drinking alcohol and be nice. : )
You know because standing alcohol drinking is dangerouser.
You know because standing alcohol drinking is dangerouser.
Esper said
I can sit there while drinking alcohol and be nice. : )
You know because standing alcohol drinking is dangerouser.
It is. I'm always sitting on my bed when I drink.
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It is. I'm always sitting on my bed when I drink.
Noted. I shall drink in a comfortable place. Is the lap of a stranger acceptable?
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Esper said
I can sit there while drinking alcohol and be nice. : )You know because standing alcohol drinking is dangerouser.
But standing leads to moving.
And moving leads to adventure!
Beware those concrete parking things if you do decide to ride your bike though.
Personal experience.
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Blitzkrieg said
But standing leads to moving.And moving leads to adventure!Beware those concrete parking things if you do decide to ride your bike though.Personal experience.
Making friends is getting more complicated by the second. I like adventure. Like the time I went to a park at 2am and shenanigans happened.
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Noted. I shall drink in a comfortable place. Is the lap of a stranger acceptable?
I would guess it would be, if it's comfy.
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Esper said
Making friends is getting more complicated by the second. I like adventure. Like the time I went to a park at 2am and shenanigans happened.
Adventure=friends.
Or fines.
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Based on how round and warm they are. Chubby guys are always good for that.
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Blitzkrieg said
Adventure=friends.Or fines.
But then we can go halfsies or threesies on the fines. Discounted adventures ahoy.
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