((Collab Post between Letter Bee and Shadowsaint007))
"You're fighting against possible evil," spoke Ascot to Ralph, "and even if you aren't, I'll be with you to take responsibility." He then turned to Jake:
"I think that Ms. Belle can handle this alone; her job is 'thief', after all. Besides," the boy said self-deprecatorily, "if you go, then only someone as small as me can protect Ralph from whatever traps the King might set for lone 'subversives'," he smiled. "Besides, I want to learn the fun of wrecking the scenery." Then, a thought came to him, and Ascot spoke to Jake and Ralph:
"Wait a second; that Vanellope girl, she wants to race, right? But, where's her car?" Ascot then thought of something. "Jake, Amaya, can you two go after Vanellope and see if she has a car? I think that, with Ralph in tow, he can take care of me, and I him."
"Will do," Jake said. Before he left, he turned to Ralph.
"Hey, big guy, take care of my buddies, alright? Good luck."
He gave Ralph and Ascot the thumbs up before heading in Vanellope's direction.
Ascot gave a thumbs-up back, and conjured up his Keyblade Glider, before zooming off in the direction of the castle, Ralph in tow. As he came within range, the boy shouted, bluffing as he did so:
"We know about your evil deeds, King Candy! Your reign of tyranny over the inhabitants of this world..." he then paused for effect, "is over!" And with that, he flung a Fira in the direction of the castle, while Ralph wreaked havoc on the grounds below.
"What... wait, what are you hooligans doin' out there?!" squawked the dimunitive king. "What are they doin-! AAHH! watch it, that fireball's a health hazard! I'll have you all in my Fungeon for this!"
He ran away from the parapets, squawking for the guards.
"Guards! It's Wreck-It Ralph and some crazy kid! They've gone Turbo! Take them down! An' I want to see 'em locked in the Fungeon! Immediately!!"
The Oreo guards saluted as the wacky King giggled nervously, running for safety.
That's when the cannons came out. Some bright and with swirly colors, other large with pointy nozzles. Pop-Rockets flew into the sky, and crashed down crackling onto the attacking duo, splattering hot candy shrapnel. Oreo guards pulled out the soda fountain hoses, and the mighty Ralph found himself sprayed with several high-powered soda cannons. Ascot, meanwhile was targetted by several Ice Cream catapults, with giant scoops of Tutti Frutti and Rocky Road hurtling in his direction.
"Surrender, you oversize Hooligans!" came King Candy's voice over the castle's PA system. "Have some candy! Hoohoohoo!"
Elsewhere:
"I think we found her," Jake said, as he heard sobbing. He got out from behind the bushes, to see Vanellope sobbing next to a giant candy boulder - something that looked like a giant jawbreaker.
"Vanellope, was it?" he inquired. "Say, where's your car?"
"They... they smashed it," sniffed the little tyke, wiping her tears away. They rolled this Jawbreaker on it."
She punched the giant candy in frustration, shaking her wrist when she only hurt herself.
Jake sighed. Children could be such cruel beings.
"Amaya?" he inquired. "Can you check Vanellope for me? I think she hurt her wrist. Vanellope, stand aside."
"Wait, what..." she said, trailing off when he was tapping the jawbreaker.
"Look, genius," she huffed, "that's a Jawbreaker, it's never going to-"
Jake pulled out Konig Raubitier, and it glowed a wicked ice blue in his hand. With a roar, he delivered a mighty blow with Icewolf Bite, shattering the supposedly unbreakable candy with a single hit. Vanellope's jaw hung loosely in surprise. Jake removed the now small pieces, only to find Vanellope's pedal-powered kart smashed by the giant candy.
"Sorry about that," he said, carrying what looked to be one of the gears, now utterly mangled out of shape. "Looks like you'll need a new cart..."
The little girl looked at the two, Amaya and Jake, with the wheels turning in her head.
"Actually... I think I know where we can get a car - or make one. You guys wanna help me?"
Just then, there was a series of loud explosions and blasts in the distance.
"What was that?!" Vanellope asked, surprised.
"Well," Jake chuckled. "Looks like those two REALLY know how to make a distraction. So you were saying something about making your own car?"
Back at the Castle:
Ascot, smiling, swiftly evaded the ammunition coming in his direction, not bothering to waste his magic with a Haste spell until the enemy brought the really]/i] heavy artillery. He jinked and janked, going in zigzags to make himself a harder target, and occasionally using Reflect. However, the sacrifice for this was that he can only launch the occasional Fira, giving him little hitting power; after all, he was a close combat person.
Seeing Ralph sprayed by the hoses, Ascot swooped down, past the AA fire, and, once he reached Ralph's position, used Faith, creating a circle of light that knocked back the hosers, and healed both him and Ralph. Then, after that, the boy then spiraled back up, provoking more AA fire in his direction, and more evasions. This time, however, Ascot got a few grazes of shaprnel, but nothing too prounounced...
"Thanks for the save, kid," Ralph sputtered, wiping himself off with a flag that had fallen into the courtyard among the chaos. "This is worse than the time I snuck into Hero's Duty... and please, no 'Doodie' jokes, I've heard them... all..."
Ralph looked up, and his jaw dropped.
"What the-"
He promptly got slammed by a giant rolling Wagon Wheel, with the cannons from on top of the castle firing more exploding candy and gobstoppers, causing craters in the ground.
"Sour Bill!" cried out the dimunitive monarch, "Did you shut the doors?!"
"Yes, your highness," said the green candy minion in his usual monotone.
"Excellent! Get the C.L.A.W. squad here, these vandals must not escape! Hoohoohoo! Remove the drawbridge! I don't want them getting away!"
Sour Bill saluted quickly then made for the drawbridge in a quick step.
Meanwhile, the guards on top began tossing peanuts, pulling the string on the pods then dropping them on the attackers. Already, several giant tubs of molten fudge were prepped, before pouring them over the edge.
Ralph was punching away more Wagon Wheels before he yelped and grabbed his foot. That's when he noticed the hot fudge filling up the yard.
"I hope that friend of yours managed to sneak in, kid," he called out to Ascot. "Cause if we're not in hot fudge already, we will be!"
"We can retreat...after this one last surprise!" And with that, Ascot flew up again, and [i]intentionally allowed himself to get hit by an explosive rocket, filling his senses with pain, forcing him to dispel his Glider...and causing an explosion of white flames to burst out from him; his second Limit Break: Govern Magic. For those who wonder how he got this attack, Govern Magic was gained after the battle with Lucus, when the fight awakened a new ability within Ascot...
These are the mechanics of Govern Magic: Everything that does not accord with conventional reality would burn, whether magic, psychic powers, or 'soft' sci-fi technology. Normal weapons, or 'hard' sci-fi tech, however, aren't affected. Nonliving magical and psychic constructs, or soft sci-fi technology, are destroyed even though they are normally immune to fire. As for willpower-dependent constructs such as Satoko's strings, they are not destroyed, but the fire can spread from them to the caster using the same connections said caster uses to feed willpower into the construct.
Sapient beings, however, are merely burnt with Nonfatal damage; they would suffer the pain of burning until they fall unconcious, but are otherwise not harmed. The castle, however...
The guards cried out in pain as they were blasted back against the walls only to crumple into unconscious heaps. King Candy, however, ducked behind a large table, coming out wide-eyed to see that his guards were out cold while the two who trashed his castle were still standing.
"KID!" Ralph cried out, reaching to grab Ascot as he fell. "Jeez, give a warning, I nearly had a heart attack there!"
"How... how dare you!" screamed Candy as he ran up the stairs. "Y-you meddling monsters! Y-you pin-headed psychopaths! I worked hard to be King of Sugar Rush, and nobody's going to take it away from me!!"
Just as he disappeared into a tower, there was a loud rumbling noise as brown sugar masonwork and dark chocolate walls trembled, cracking open to revealing a giant dome with four gattling guns, all linked to a command cockpit with large targetting sights in front of it. From the PA system came King Candy's shrill, psychotic laugh.
"Oh, I'm not done with you yet, you nit-witted hooligans!!" he cackled. "Here! HAVE SOME CANDY!!"
"Oh boy..." Ralphs said, face going pale, before he turned around and ran as fast as he could carrying Ascot in his arms.
Loud, thundrous noises erupted when the gattling guns fired a massive multicolored torrent of jelly beans, with the occasional rocket blasting off and exploding a little too close for Ralph's liking. All the while King Candy laughing like a loon, a psychotic grin on his face as he fired his Gattling Gum Cannons full-auto.
"Come back here, you little freaks! I'm not done with you yet!" he snarled, the voice carried menacingly through the PA system. "Guards! Catch them! Don't let them get away!!"
Ascot smiled, then cast Cura on himself.
"I think we need to run faster," he said as he cast Haste...
END