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You miss the fact that I said that it was just some period joke to begin with, which I shown to admit when I responded to idle.I'm rather shocked that you even once believed that I was ignorant to believe that a woman can't be angry on her own right. Also, I wasn't apologizing to you, even though I was originally talking to you to begin with and admitted to being wrong and the apology was to Nargle.


I'm just busting your balls. Making a point, as I like to do.
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I think it's mostly a joke. Most people remember him, I reckon. I do. >_>


I'm flattered, but I frequently worry that it is indeed not a joke. Remains to be seen, I guess.
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I'm just busting your balls. Making a point, as I like to do.


Oh...

I suck at seeing these...

fuck...

okay..

Sorry. :/
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2009 and below is the true master race my friend.


Wazzup my 2009 brethern.
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#2k12represent

(Technically 2011 but only for like 5 minutes)
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I'm flattered, but I frequently worry that it is indeed a joke. Remains to be seen, I guess.


I wouldn't worry about it. Having a "profile" here isn't really required to enjoy it and participate. I've been in Spam for over 2 years and I'm just about recognisable to most people, but not everyone, never mind having a reputation or some shit. I still enjoy being here.
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Wazzup my 2009 brethern.


Just living the good life!
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You miss the fact that I said that it was just some period joke to begin with, which I shown to admit when I responded to idle.I'm rather shocked that you even once believed that I was ignorant to believe that a woman can't be angry on her own right. Also, I wasn't apologizing to you, even though I was originally talking to you to begin with and admitted to being wrong and the apology was to Nargle.I believe in equality as in, nobody should hit anyone unless it's true self defence from murder. Law even states that nobody has the right to hit another person unless in self defence. So, I won't hit anyone though I will defend myself though I just don't believe in hitting a woman or anyone for that matter unless it's really life-or-death and even then I might be very reluctant. :/


There is literally no way to make a "time of the month" joke in good taste. It's stupid and invalidating and not even funny to anyone except for sexist jackasses who like to be able to erase any legitimate reason a woman might be angry or disagree with them.
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There is literally no way to make a "time of the month" joke in good taste. It's stupid and invalidating and not even funny to anyone except for sexist jackasses who like to be able to erase any legitimate reason a woman might be angry or disagree with them.


What more do you want me to say Nargle? I admit, the joke was bad taste, even for me. Yes, I shouldn't have said it. No I don't believe in that a woman has no right to be angry unless it's her period. No I don't know why I said it. Yes I'm sorry to you that I offended you with it.

There really is nothing more to say other than that Nargle. It was just a bad joke said for nothing. We just gone over this with Halo. So what more do you really want Nargle?
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As fun as the retard jamboree in this thread must be, I'll go ahead and answer questions instead of participating.

39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?


Nat and Zed. I'd give the edge to Nat in a fist fight, but if there were weapons and shit I think Zed would take it.

40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?


Spam humor is made of a mix of lots of sarcasm, plenty of rudeness and abuse, a good deal of sexually charged shenanigans, a large dollop of homoerotic undertones, a heaping helping of plain old stupidity, and a bunch of inside jokes. If you're not down for sarcastic abuse, you probably won't find most spam humor very funny.

41. Who are the five smartest spammers?


I think everyone knows I'd count myself among that top five, but I'll go ahead and pick 5 other people to make it more fun. Also, for added challenge, I'll only include people who have posted recently in Spam and have actually been active enough to be counted as a Spam regular at some point, so no disappeared old people (such as Sophi) and no smart visitors from other sections of the site (such as Brovo). So...

Sherlock Holmes, Esper, Hank, Dervish, Card

42. Why the fuck is no-one asking me any questions?


Because nobody likes you.

43. Why does nobody talk about me anymore?


Because nobody likes you and you've probably been less active in Spam than you were when people talked about you.
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What more do you want me to say Nargle? I admit, the joke was bad taste, even for me. Yes, I shouldn't have said it. No I don't believe in what you're saying. No I don't know why I said it. Yes I'm sorry to you that I offended you with it. There really is nothing more to say other than that Nargle. It was just a bad joke said for nothing. We just gone over this with Halo. So what more do you really want Nargle?


As soon as I get the least bit irritated you start acting victimized. You realize the joke was offensive but don't agrre with what I'm saying.

Pro tip: If someone says you're being offensive reevaluate what you are doing. If you didn't realize what you were doing was uncool, that's fine. Learning experience. Work to be better.

Don't act like I'm being mean for calling you out on it.
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49. @Doivid. Will you have my gay babies?


No but you can have mine, anon. ;)
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50. Nargle, What species do you connect with most?


I'm not otherkin, if that's what you're asking.
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As soon as I get the least bit irritated you start acting victimized. You realize the joke was offensive but don't agrre with what I'm saying.Pro tip: If someone says you're being offensive reevaluate what you are doing. If you didn't realize what you were doing was uncool, that's fine. Learning experience. Work to be better. Don't act like I'm being mean for calling you out on it.


You should probably read the edit I made. Just saying... I did agree with you and Halo. What I didn't agree with was the whole deal that you made it up to be, which was that "I personally believe that women have no right to be angry unless on their periods."...

I'm not acting that you're being mean for calling me out, I'm just saying you're calling me out on shit that I already talked about with Halo and demanding more on an issue that was completely settled. You see that the conversation is over yet still you persist on getting more when there is nothing more to be said. It's almost like you want me to call myself a sexist asshole who doesn't give two shits about women's rights, which is as far from the truth as you could be. That's my perspective of the issue. I said everything that needed to be said and still you come and pursue me for more when there was nothing more to give.
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45) What are wheat sharks


*Recommended you read this in the voice of David Attenborough*

The Great Wheat Shark is a small shark (the size of a baby) indigenous to the United States of America and differs from its cousin, the African Land Shark in that rather than inhabiting the sands of the Sahara it prefers to dwell in the wheat fields of Central America. The Great Wheat Shark like all sharks is carnivorous and typically is capable of surviving purely on the insects which attack the wheat it inhabits however recently due to the introduction of pesticides into the Great Wheat Shark's environment, it's numbers have begun to dwindle due to a lack of food.

Those who have survived have manged to by altering their diets consuming larger meals, these meals contain much more protein and energy than a Wheat Shark is ever known to have consumed and so it has over the recent years grown exponentially in size (some even reaching the length of buses), intelligence and consumes ever larger meals, some even dabbling in consuming humans. This has recently led to a phenomena known as Killer Wheat in which livestock, pets, children and in some cases in even adults disappear after entering the Wheat Fields. Typically they create patterns in the Wheat Fields (known as ''Crop Circles'') in order to attract attention, once investigated however those unfortunate enough to be there are swiftly consumed in a feeding frenzy.
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I've been on a watching spree with gumby adventures. Is that normal? It doesn't feel normal
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I've been on a watching spree with gumby adventures. Is that normal? It doesn't feel normal


definitely should have been an anon question.

no jk just bsing you. I haven't seen that since I was little tho. I still remember cooking gumby a few times.
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You should probably read the edit I made. Just saying... I did agree with you and Halo. What I didn't agree with was the whole deal that you made it up to be, which was that "I personally believe that women have no right to be angry unless on their periods."... I'm not acting that you're being mean for calling me out, I'm just saying you're calling me out on shit that I already talked about with Halo and demanding more on an issue that was completely settled. You see that the conversation is over yet still you persist on getting more when there is nothing more to be said. It's almost like you want me to call myself a sexist asshole who doesn't give two shits about women's rights, which is as far from the truth as you could be. That's my perspective of the issue. I said everything that needed to be said and still you come and pursue me for more when there was nothing more to give.


Apologize again.

That's what happens when you do something wrong. You had already reconciled with Halo, but you had yet to reconcile with the person with the most reason to be upset: the one you were talking about. Not only was it a period joke in poor taste, but it was presumptuous. She is upset for a perfectly good reason, and now you're experiencing the consequences of speaking out of turn. The most you can do is apologize, continue to admit you were wrong, and accept the irrefutable fact that her frustration with you is completely deserved. She deserves to be upset, and attempting to take it away from her because you apologized to a third party is also insulting. The worst part isn't making a period joke; it's speaking as an authority on someone else as if you know their personal feelings. You are not an authority on the feelings of others. It is not your place to speak for them. Perhaps, in future, you should better understand your limitations.
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You should probably read the edit I made. Just saying... I did agree with you and Halo. What I didn't agree with was the whole deal that you made it up to be, which was that "I personally believe that women have no right to be angry unless on their periods."... I'm not acting that you're being mean for calling me out, I'm just saying you're calling me out on shit that I already talked about with Halo and demanding more on an issue that was completely settled. You see that the conversation is over yet still you persist on getting more when there is nothing more to be said. It's almost like you want me to call myself a sexist asshole who doesn't give two shits about women's rights, which is as far from the truth as you could be. That's my perspective of the issue. I said everything that needed to be said and still you come and pursue me for more when there was nothing more to give.


Dude. If you say dumb stuff people are going to get after you for it. There is no escaping.
You made a rude assumption about me and why I'm acting 'mean' lately. I do happen to have se awful shit happening with me right now but I have chosen not to share it with anyone because it's my business.

You said you don't like me. You've automatically forfeited any right to assume you understand any facet of my life. I don't want you to call yourself sexist, and I'm not angry, but I do want you to understand that you've irritated me and now I'm less likely to side with you in the future.

Now go have fun.
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