As fun as the retard jamboree in this thread must be, I'll go ahead and answer questions instead of participating.
39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?
Nat and Zed. I'd give the edge to Nat in a fist fight, but if there were weapons and shit I think Zed would take it.
40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?
Spam humor is made of a mix of lots of sarcasm, plenty of rudeness and abuse, a good deal of sexually charged shenanigans, a large dollop of homoerotic undertones, a heaping helping of plain old stupidity, and a bunch of inside jokes. If you're not down for sarcastic abuse, you probably won't find most spam humor very funny.
41. Who are the five smartest spammers?
I think everyone knows I'd count myself among that top five, but I'll go ahead and pick 5 other people to make it more fun. Also, for added challenge, I'll only include people who have posted recently in Spam and have actually been active enough to be counted as a Spam regular at some point, so no disappeared old people (such as Sophi) and no smart visitors from other sections of the site (such as Brovo). So...
Sherlock Holmes, Esper, Hank, Dervish, Card
42. Why the fuck is no-one asking me any questions?
Because nobody likes you.
43. Why does nobody talk about me anymore?
Because nobody likes you and you've probably been less active in Spam than you were when people talked about you.
