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Apologize again. That's what happens when you do something wrong. You had already reconciled with Halo, but you had yet to reconcile with the person with the most reason to be upset: the one you were talking about. Not only was it a period joke in poor taste, but it was presumptuous. She is upset for a perfectly good reason, and now you're experiencing the consequences of speaking out of turn. The most you can do is apologize, continue to admit you were wrong, and accept the irrefutable fact that her frustration with you is completely deserved. She deserves to be upset, and attempting to take it away from her because you apologized to a third party is also insulting. The worst part isn't making a period joke; it's speaking as an authority on someone else as if you know their personal feelings. You are not an authority on the feelings of others. It is not your place to speak for them. Perhaps, in future, you should better understand your limitations.


Thank u bby <3
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definitely should have been an anon question.no jk just bsing you. I haven't seen that since I was little tho. I still remember cooking gumby a few times.


I was actually deciding wether it should be anon for about half an hour
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48. What is Nat's greatest contribution to spam?
52. Why would anyone fuck with a drunken Irish man with a banhammer?
54. Who wants to rap battle?
55. If the next 'Nice Guy' Killer was a spam member, who would it be and why?
56. When will we get to see our post counts?
58. How the fuck do you get pi anyway?
59. Why does Drakel have the audacity to list himself above Jorick in intelligence?
60. Would you participate in a spam orgy? How would that go?
62. So, Drakel. What's it like to be the circlejerk's custarddump?
63. Can I ask a question?

@48 The Pointless Thread.
@52 I don't know. A drunk Irish man with a banhammer is scary enough for the members who never did anything to begin with. Why fuck with him indeed?
@54 Sounds like a fun idea, even if I'm no good. :)
@55 I think Joe would make it. He's been called so much shit that it'd make sense that he'd be on the hunt to kill the other spammers. Either Joe, or Nat.
@56 Soon I hope. I miss them almost as much as I missed view counts.
@59 If you have something to say I'd prefer you actually say it publicly. Also because I fucking can. Deal with it.
@60 Nope.. it'd be terrible.
@62 Better me than someone else... or so that's what I keep telling myself. In the end though I hate nobody here other that 2 members who aren't really spammers so them hating me only bothers me for a short bit and not really overall.
@63 Yes, please do. :)
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66. General spam question. What can I do to not get overlooked so damn much? I appear sometimes, but when I do, usually I'm treated the same way as when I'm not posting. As in: Not there. It's pretty annoying sometimes.


When you're too eager for it you can sometimes give yourself away subtly in posts. Really depends on your degree of eagerness or just your personality. That might be one thing that turns people off.

But generally jumping in and participating in stuff is one way to get out there...like during a bandwagon or hatewagon or absolutely disgusting lovewagon. But also you can start a game or something fun in spam, do some sort of writing, drawing, or w/e else. Anything that's putting your energy out there for people to engage.

But now a bunch of people will ask why you care to be noticed or berate you for it, so good job posting it anon to make it sting a little less.
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I was actually deciding wether it should be anon for about half an hour


aww don't worry about it dude, it's nothing major to ask. Some people might not like the "is that normal?" type of question because it can sound fishing, but there's nothing wrong with it.

you remind me of my lurker days.
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Dude. If you say dumb stuff people are going to get after you for it. There is no escaping. You made a rude assumption about me and why I'm acting 'mean' lately. I do happen to have se awful shit happening with me right now but I have chosen not to share it with anyone because it's my business.

You said you don't like me. You've automatically forfeited any right to assume you understand any facet of my life. I don't want you to call yourself sexist, and I'm not angry, but I do want you to understand that you've irritated me and now I'm less likely to side with you in the future.

Now go have fun.


Again, sorry for what I said to and about you.
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67. If someone was to write a book with all of your Spam names in it as characters, would you read it?


sure, I'd be curious, as long as it wasn't like the same couple of people hogging the spotlight. lol Then I'd probably just skim.
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3. Who isn't Lucian?

Bob Dylan.

4. Why does nat have so many shitty clones?

Because Nat's the most predominant person here in terms of the volume of posts. New people show up, see mostly Nat, and assume that's how shit goes. Then they emulate what they see in an attempt to fit in. The less keyboard happy of us groan as a result.

5. Why is sherlock a shitty mod?

Sherlock's exactly the kind of mod Spam needs, in general. She knows when to step in and when to let us be stupid shits.

6. Is sherlock a shitty nat clone?

Heroin, not even once.

7. Where are you why aren't you on

I'm currently visiting your mother.

8. Is spam the tumor inside RPG?

More of the liver, really.

9. Sherlock, how do you manage to be such a wonderful human being?

Brownie points only work if the person you're kissing ass to knows who you are.

11. Does anyone rememeber code guru? The non shitty mod guru.

I might have been around when he was, I can't remember.

12. What is the meaning of life, and how the hell would you know?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Because shut up.

17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?

Actually, idlehands across the board.

20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?

Rusalka, idle, and Dragon Ball Zed. Not because I don't like him, but because he had the misfortune to be in a conversation with me at this very moment.

21.Would you rather fight 100 duck sized ducks, or 1 horse sized horse?

100 ducks, because the Halo announcer would be going off in my head and I'd be in little to do danger.

24. Should I really get into this again?

Only if you enjoy rough sex with no lube.

25. Spam Mod Nominees - what makes you think you'd be a good mod?

I actually take responsibility pretty seriously and already try to be a mediator in most arguments/ conflicts, but I can lay down the law when required. Also, I have generally good judgement. Gasp.

27. Jorick is Aidan Gillen, right?

He's actually Wunwun.

28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.

I'm actually going to echo Blitzkrieg. We get along well enough and have compatible interests to make the 5 years livable, then afterwards I'm sure I'd have a good fight to the death, or he'd at least agree to dueling pistols at ten paces, like a sir.

Failing that, Drakel I can see myself getting along with and having a reasonably good chance to murdering at the end.

Or Goldmarble, for similar reasons as Blitzkrieg, plus I can see our ending duel ending up either being on a paintball field with real guns or ending up like the Hunger Games in the Rockies.

32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?

I haven't really noticed enough for most of the new people to have a solid opinion so far. However, if I had to pick one, I'm going to go with the controversial choice and say Joe because he earnestly seems to want to belong here and he's learning pretty quick, plus he's trying to do fun things for people to do, so that's pretty rad.

39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?

Smiral and Nargle, because this would be excellent. Both come from the American and Canadian Redneck State/Province, Nargle's a giant farm girl who plays ringette, and Smiral's a feisty fucker with a chip on her shoulder. I'm going to give Nargle the edge for physical prowess, but if weapons are involved Smiral because I'm pretty sure it's law in Texas that your baby crib needs to be made out of Mossberg 500 12 gauges.

40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?

walk the line between being respectful and an asshole, immature and mature, and rely more on wits and non-sequitur over random nonsense and you should get along fine.

41. Who are the five smartest spammers?

In no particular order, Jorick, Sherlock, Elendra, idle, and Halo.

42. Why the fuck is no-one asking me any questions?

Because you're a goat fucking sissypants.

43. Why does nobody talk about me anymore?

Because you're about as relevant as North Korea.

44. Why is Nargle mean lately?

She's a werebeaver.

45. What are wheat sharks?

An unfortunate cereal mascot that threshed children alive during quality control testing.

46. How does one breed a wheatshark?

In a bowel of milk. Yes, bowel.

47. Does no one realize that Jorick's D is actually really small and insufficient. He simply uses witty words to make up for it.

Foolish mortal, that isn't even his final form.

48. What is Nat's greatest contribution to spam?

Occasionally having something funny to say. And the random signature.

52. Why would anyone fuck with a drunken Irish man with a banhammer?

Extortion.

54. Who wants to rap battle?

Yo, yo, yo, this rap battle gonna be super tight, but nope, not the fuck tonight.

55. If the next 'Nice Guy' Killer was a spam member, who would it be and why?

Go fuck yourself.

56. When will we get to see our post counts?

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves.

57. Why is Joegreenbeen so awesome? XD Why is he so hilarious too?

this better not be you, dude. I fucking vouched for you, goddamnit.

58. How the fuck do you get pi anyway?

Math.

59. Why does Drakel have the audacity to list himself above Jorick in intelligence?

Like, that's just your opinion, man.

60. Would you participate in a spam orgy? How would that go?

Sure. And about as bad as one would expect.

63. Can I ask a question?

Only if you're willing to deal with the consequences of your audacity.

64. Jorick is Benjen Stark, right?

As I said before, he's Wunwun. Maybe Shaggydog.

65. Who was your favorite flavor of the month?

I don't even know what you're trying to ask. Who we had a crush on or wanted to give a hot beef injection?

66. General spam question. What can I do to not get overlooked so damn much? I appear sometimes, but when I do, usually I'm treated the same way as when I'm not posting. As in: Not there. It's pretty annoying sometimes.

Just be a regular presence, don't be an overt asshole, say or do something memorable once in a while, and stick around for a few years.

67. If someone was to write a book with all of your Spam names in it as characters, would you read it?

Yes. And I would probably cry at it's no doubt tragic ending where 95% of the characters are dead because of their own hubris.
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66. General spam question. What can I do to not get overlooked so damn much? I appear sometimes, but when I do, usually I'm treated the same way as when I'm not posting. As in: Not there. It's pretty annoying sometimes.
67. If someone was to write a book with all of your Spam names in it as characters, would you read it?


@66 Are you Mtntopview?
@67 Yes, without a doubt.
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Dervish, come on. That was something I told you in confidence.
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17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?


A. Favourite person who regularly posts is probably... Jorick? Don't know him that well on a personal level but I enjoy his humour and his frequent calling of others' bullshit. He's also capable of carrying a serious conversation as well as usual banter, which is good. Same goes for Dervish, actually. I'm also fond of Smiral after good times on TC years back, although she's far too cool to actually finish a conversation with me these days. I don't really know many Spammers on a personal level anymore, unfortunately.
B. I wish Grif would post more often though, because he's my favourite foreverandever. :3 There are a whole bunch of people I'd like to see around more often, though.
C. I'm never getting into a long-distance relationship again, and certainly not through Spam again. Was not fun last time and I have the impression the results turned some folk against me (maybe that's just me, though.) All the same problems as dating in the office or within your friend group, plus Spamdrama... no thank you. I'd have to get to know them thoroughly outside of Spam first, and it couldn't be long-distance again.
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20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?


Fuck: Smiral. Same age as me, awesome taste in music, and a very attractive young lady. There're others I would, but most of them wouldn't be comfortable with a declaration of attraction from a 17-year-old.
Marry: It'd have to be someone I know on a more personal level, and as I said, I don't know many people here on that level anymore. So, I suppose Grif again. :D
Kill: Ah man, there's a few. Feel a bit mean singling people out, though.
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22. Turtlicious, what happened to you, you used to at least be literate

Yeah, I'm wondering about this too. I can only assume it's intentional.
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28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.

Honestly, I might pick Nat, just because I'd love the chance to get to understand him. But for the sake of maintaining my sanity, I'd choose any of the members of Spam I could trust to be consistently interesting and amusing to be around, as well as fairly laid back so we don't end up killing eachother before the allotted five years.
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32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?

In accordance with what many have said, I like Barioth. And I'm gonna throw Lucian in here, because although he's been around for yonks I've only really seen him generally frequenting Spam more recently.
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39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?

Jorick and Drakel, 'cause they seem to loathe eachother so much. Jorick'd win. There are oh-so-many amusing pairings though.
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40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?

It's generally very dry humour. Sarcasm, mockery and wit are encouraged. Pop culture references too (don't deny it.)
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41. Who are the five smartest spammers?

Stupid question, so immediately whoever asked this is discounted.
Firstly, there are a ridiculous amount of ways to measure intelligence. Secondly, you're assuming people demonstrate their full intelligence in Spam, which (I can only hope to fuck) isn't what happens. I mean, academically I'm pretty smart - considered by Cambridge, offer for 5th best uni in the world, named 2nd top debater in Scotland and Northern Ireland, etc. But I haven't made a single list here - because people measure intelligence in different ways. And also because I, and probably many others, don't exactly put my best face on in Spam. It's a place to relax, to get away from the pressures of school or work or whatever - to get away from intellectual workloads.
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44. Why is Nargle mean lately?

She hasn't been.
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68. How do we kill the Jorickman?


Find a way to pop his big fat ego balloon. And believe me, there is a way.

69. Who's a Spammer you would genuienly miss if they disappeared, and whose one you wouldn't miss?


Without a doubt Idlehands. I don't have her on skype or anything else, so we'd lose contact. Most of my favorites I do have so that'd be okay if they disappeared from here. I don't have Azarthes either, but I'm about to be living like ~45 mins away from him so w/e to that. lol

edit: oh forgot, one I wouldn't miss.

Uhhhh, Frizan is the first one I can think of that I've never really interacted with. So probably him.
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Dervish, come on. That was something I told you in confidence.


Sorry, friend. I had to let the innocent people know before you went on your next rampage.

I'm trying to find you a cure, k. It's what friends do!

Unless, of course, you feel like sharing. Then we'll rek shit.

EDIT:

Halo, if you have Steam or Skype, hit me up. We'll become BFFs and frolic in the meadows or something! You're one of those guys I get along with super well but don't talk to outside this forum. Let's fix that shit.

Tripz, I have idle on Steam if you have it. I can ask if she wants me to give you her tag so you guys can talk about stuff like... I don't know.
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Find a way to pop his big fat ego balloon. And believe me, there is a way.


We just have to make him debunk so many different things at once his brain overloads and he can't keep writing long winded posts.

That or take away his computer.
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We just have to make him debunk so many different things at once his brain overloads and he can't keep writing long winded posts. That or take away his computer.


He'd just play it off like a joke, or genuinely capitulate without sacrificing his ego! I've seen it happen.

Also I'm pretty sure he's done that to himself before, like when he disappeared for like 4+ months to play vidya.
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47. Does no one realize that Jorick's D is actually really small and insufficient. He simply uses witty words to make up for it.
When we refer to Jorick's D, we're referring to his intellectual D. His e-peen, if you will. In other words: his wittiness is what makes his D so dongtacularly huge.

48. What is Nat's greatest contribution to spam?
Honestly, giving people something to bitch about. Spam as a whole needs to complain, and Nat's taken the hit for the team a lot. I respect him for not getting pissed off at Spam despite that, actually.

55. If the next 'Nice Guy' Killer was a spam member, who would it be and why?
Thoroughly not okay question. 'Tis a little soon, friend.

58. How the fuck do you get pi anyway?
Somebody stop me before I maths everywhere. Nope, too late.
There are multiple ways to calculate pi. I don't know what the most efficient is, but there are several infinite series that, with each successive term, calculate pi to a more accurate degree. My personal favourite, though, is Buffon's Needles. There's a Numberphile video on it here.

59. Why does Drakel have the audacity to list himself above Jorick in intelligence?
Everyone measures intelligence differently, and everyone thinks they're smarter than they are in relation to others. I certainly do

60. Would you participate in a spam orgy? How would that go?
Depends who's involved. If everyone in Spam, fuck no. It would be a disaster.

61. Smiral. Is Slipknot good?
Not addressed to me, but the answer is yes.

66. General spam question. What can I do to not get overlooked so damn much? I appear sometimes, but when I do, usually I'm treated the same way as when I'm not posting. As in: Not there. It's pretty annoying sometimes.
Honestly, that happens to almost everyone at first. Just be persistent - not eager, but persistent. Eventually people will recognise your name and set - though whether for positive or negative reasons is up to you.
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Dervish said Halo, if you have Steam or Skype, hit me up. We'll become BFFs and frolic in the meadows or something! You're one of those guys I get along with super well but don't talk to outside this forum. Let's fix that shit.


It shall be glorious. We shall become the unicorns of happiness our Newguild avatars once were.
I have both but am never on either. Still, I'll PM you my username on both.
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Who is this sophi everyone keeps talking about


A mod from OldGuild; part of the true old guard of Spam, so to speak. Involved with many a shenanigan. She disappeared a while back, unfortunately, I don't know why.

Or, more mysteriously and melodramatically: someone who's a lot nicer than they always get credit for.
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1.Elendra, why are you so cute? :3

It's because of her great little goatee/mustache thing.

2. why won't you pay attention to me jorick-senpai

Yorick has no time for weaboo fucks like you.

3. Who isn't Lucian?

Johnny Cash.

4. Why does nat have so many shitty clones?

Because he's nat, even Mtntopview could've told you that one.

5. Why is sherlock a shitty mod?

Holmes is the best mod, shut the fuck up.

6. Is sherlock a shitty nat clone?

No, not even close.

7. Where are you why aren't you on

I'm not on because fuck you.

8. Is spam the tumor inside RPG?

No.

9. Sherlock, how do you manage to be such a wonderful human being?

She's the opposite of Sophi, who's a huge bitch.

10. Kuto why don't you love me? -Jster ;)

Because you're you, Jster. Deal with it.

11. Does anyone rememeber code guru? The non shitty mod guru.

That was before my time.

12. What is the meaning of life, and how the hell would you know?

42, because Douglas Adams said so.

13. Trips, what's your sexual orientation?

David is the most fabulous of gays. :

14. Where are you sophi? ;-;

Staying away from you, obviously.

15. No, seriously, Lucian, who the fuck are you? Were on around on the old Guild, or are you newer than that?

Lucian is Lucian. Nuff said.

16. So I don't get it, is Elendra a man or a woman?

Elly is a gorgeous woman.

17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?

Yorick, because he's a pretty decent guy.
I wish that Aussie would post more.
Seba knows this, and knows it won't happen too.

18. Lucian, how's Tarin been doing?

However you think he's doing.

19. You didn't actually answer my orientation question, Tripz.

You should know by now, you fuck.

20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?

I'd fuck Noxxi. Seeing as how she's offered it to me once I'm legal, I'm down.
I dunno who I'd marry.
Nat, and maybe some others.

21.Would you rather fight 100 duck sized ducks, or 1 horse sized horse?

The ducks.

22. Turtlicious, what happened to you, you used to at least be literate

Turt, you should join AW. Just don't bring Brose.

23. Brose, does turtle have a massive dong? I ask because I can't think of a reason you'd stick with him.

Turt grows on you, like a tumor.

24. Should I really get into this again?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

25. Spam Mod Nominees - what makes you think you'd be a good mod?

As many Skype people can attest, I am the epitome of integrity and honesty.

26. brovo can i hav ur autograph??!!??!

Brovo has no time for autographs, peasant.

27. Jorick is Aidan Gillen, right?

Dunno who that is.

28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.

Drago. Cause metal.

29. Turtle, is it true you use to perv on UniB?

Mos def, Turt loves the big gals.

30. Brovo why wouldn't you let me in your RP? DOES OUR RELATIONSHIP MEAN NOTHING?

Obviously.

31. Nat, would you ever consider dropping the randumb idiot act and actually being yourself? I think we could be friends if you stopped being such a dork.

Nat doesn't know the meaning of the word "stop".

32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?

None of them. Spam has degraded into utter shite.

33. Jorick, what is it about spam that makes you keep coming back?

He's a glutton for punishment, obviously.

34. RUSALKA COME POST IN SPAM AND BE POPULAR AND ALSO SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS?

Rusa's not that big of a whore.
But she might be, I dunno.

35. Card, what kind of question do you want to be asked?

Whatever he wants to be asked, obviously.

36. Guru, why are you so pretentious?

Because he's a mod, obviously.

37.@Guru, no I asked because I read your answer to the thing about being a mod, it just came off very pretentious, please answer seriously

Guru has no sense of seriousness.
As is evident by his response to Tempest's report of Nex's harassment.

38. I dunno, I feel like I don't know you very well Card. What is the one thing people should know about you?

He's a ginger.

39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?

EDIT: Since Yorick so generously pointed out that Kenny and CPR haven't posted since like 2012, the spammers are now Dervish and Hellis. Dervish would have the upper hand in hand to hand because dat Canadian Military training, but Hellis would have the upper hand with weapons and shit because LARPing.

40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?

A lot of insults.

41. Who are the five smartest spammers?

Yorick, Sophi, Holmes, Dervish, Myself, because I'm a vain asshole, and Levi/Card/Drago because I'm just a tiny bit nice.

42. Why the fuck is no-one asking me any questions?

Because you're some insignificant fuck.

43. Why does nobody talk about me anymore?

Cause no one likes you, Warman.

44. Why is Nargle mean lately?

Nargle's been mean lately? Huh, hadn't noticed.

45. What are wheat sharks?

Sharks made out of wheat.

46. How does one breed a wheatshark?

By buying a wheatshark kit.

47. Does no one realize that Jorick's D is actually really small and insufficient. He simply uses witty words to make up for it.

Don't deny it, you want Yorick inside you.

48. What is Nat's greatest contribution to spam?

Being a pain in Spam's collective asses.

49. @Doivid. Will you have my gay babies?

Probably not, but you could still have his gay babies.

50. Nargle, What species do you connect with most?

Pretty sure she connects with Wild Canadian.

51. Toellner, do you realize that name is better, and you failed miserably by changing?

Probably not. Besides, Blitzkrieg has a nice ring to it, don't you agree?

52. Why would anyone fuck with a drunken Irish man with a banhammer?

Cause they feel like it.

53. Who the hell are you, Lucian?

Lucian is obviously Lucian.

54. Who wants to rap battle?

I would, but effort.

55. If the next 'Nice Guy' Killer was a spam member, who would it be and why?

Don't know, don't care.

56. When will we get to see our post counts?

When Mahz gets around to it.

57. Why is Joegreenbeen so awesome? XD Why is he so hilarious too?

Because, he's neither of those things, now stop trying so hard.

58. How the fuck do you get pi anyway?

You order it from the mathematical bakery.

59. Why does Drakel have the audacity to list himself above Jorick in intelligence?

Because he's got delusions of grandeur.

60. Would you participate in a spam orgy? How would that go?

No. It would end badly.

61. Smiral. Is Slipknot good?

Smiral said yes. Probably won't listen to them though.

62. So, Drakel. What's it like to be the circlejerk's custarddump?

I assume that he likes it, especially when he's it's sole participant.

63. Can I ask a question?

No.

64. Jorick is Benjen Stark, right?

No. Yorick is Stannis the Mannis.

65. Who was your favorite flavor of the month?

I dunno, nor do I care.

66. General spam question. What can I do to not get overlooked so damn much? I appear sometimes, but when I do, usually I'm treated the same way as when I'm not posting. As in: Not there. It's pretty annoying sometimes.

I dunno. Do something stupid. Or actually talk to people and cultivate relationships and all that shit. Or go down on Hank. Whatever works, man.

67. If someone was to write a book with all of your Spam names in it as characters, would you read it?

Maybe.

68. How do we kill the Jorickman?

You don't kill the Yorickman, the Yorickman kills you.

69. Who's a Spammer you would genuienly miss if they disappeared, and whose one you wouldn't miss?

I would miss Drago, because he's a cool chap.
I wouldn't miss Nat.
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