Alice, just saying...but it's second (2nd) not seconth (2th).

And I love being meta. Breaking the third wall is my national pasttime.

Major Ursa said
They're going to bring the half-dead girl to Aram's room...BTW...does our antagonist like sweets?

He used to. Before stuff happened. Now he eats a lot of salty stuff <_<

Major Ursa said
The most Aram has ever done is show a bi-racial documentary to his students, and sleep with the comfiest people in the school...is that so wrong?Also, super meta...

Ha.

Uh, guys, Yukimura got a psychic, "STOP THIS DUDE!" message from Yui. It's about as meta as a knight attacking an orc after his commander tells him, "dude, kill the orc already."

@Faith. You can have Vicky bump into someone. As for Mark...uh, scramble the jets?

Windel how do you like my BROTHA!

^Just got done reading him. Accepted. Adding to the list.

TheWindel said
He used to. Before stuff happened. Now he eats a lot of salty stuff <_<

Aram will steer clear of salty, non-sweetness smelling man...anybody who dislikes sweets, or avoids them, they must be super suspicious?!

Also, like previously asked...do you still need a vice principle? If so, what gender?

Kray's working on a VP, I think,

At this point since I don't know when iSuspect will be back on, I'll take yours and Krays VPs. Along with PrincessWeirdo, you three will be the major guardians of the school.

Yo ho, posterino'd.

Val's basically going to do his best to get all the first years away from the big bad wolf, until his common-God sense is overridden by Yui-chan.

The Thread So Far! A reference book..

First Page,

Yui, the Xavier-Powered headmistress, gives the introductory speech, while eating a donut.

Aurora, nice light fairy blademaster-to-be, giggled at this!

Mark, hellhound coach/gym teacher, left to smoke, not wanting to be bothered by students.

Vicky, water spirit, sat in her seat being calm but paralyzed by indecision.

Aram, former lust current glutton demon who teaches cooking and sex ed, had an extreme Spanish Flan experience on stage.

Yui telepathied some peoples, specifically calming Aurora and Aram.

Aurora was consoled slightly when she was told she didn't have to fight by Yui, then stared at Mark while her second soul talks to her.

Steph, Vampire cowgirl, drank some stuff and looked for friends.

Key, phoenix librarian, told Mark smoking was bad for him while establishing they had talked in the past, and asked why Aurora was staring at Mark.

Mark responded that he didn't care then left to the gym.

Vicky played with her water bottle's water while being too shy to talk to anyone.

Tai Yang, wuxai martial artist, knocked on the Headmistresses door.

Yui mused over how the influx of students was odd, then opened door, offered lollipop.

Alice, demon, sabotaged Aram's Flan.

Aurora told the teacher she was just standing around and her stomach grumbled.

Tai Yang is confused by lollipop, then says he was here because of a memo that asked him to teach mental preparation for battle.

Deja, blindfolded samurai, knocked on headmistresses door.

Nori, white wolf tengu swordswoman, wandered and mused about not liking large groups.

Key took Aurora to Aram and asked him to make food for Aurora, while establishing Key and Aram rarely talked.

Aurora told everyone her name very excitedly, then asks if she can cook while hugging Aram.

Aram handled the loss of his flan with excellent composure, and while sweet-talking as befits the most charming chef ever, offers up a list of 50+ cupcakes.

Alice barges into the headmistresses office and demands to know what she should be doing.

Rachel, vice-president witch, also barges into the headmistresses office and Alice, and berates Alice.

@The 42nd Gecko. You are now officially this RPs historian. Go forward young soul and serve your fellow RPers proudly.

That. Is pretty much what happened yes. Also Ursa. Warning, if you cuddle up with Key... well she'll go phoenix on you and probably burn down the whole freaking building in rage D:<

What if an underaged boy cuddles her, Arrayah? What then?

I... don't... I'm not sure T_T

Read the yaoi 'NA-KISS' thats how you will be acting

NO! NO CUDDLING IS TO HAPPEN!

-.- I'm watching you all... .-.

It'd be more effective if you bribed Val with 'offerings' and have him be Big Brother for you~

Second Page

Yui was about to have Tai Yang demonstrate when she predicts the arrivals of Deja, Alice, and Rachel. Being sensible, she decides the solutions to all of their problems is lollipops and talking one at a time.

Tai Yang suggests to Alice that if she is confused, there is a receptionist and a ninja janitor.

Mark finishes assigning combination locks, then goes and smokes.

Vicky nearly falls over, and decides to practice walking.

Alice does not take lollipop, demands to be told know, and derisively compares Tai Yang to Bruce Lee.

Rachel pretends it's not her fault being late and proceeds to talk down to everyone (Tai Yang, Alice, Yui) in the room. State of lollipop is unknown. I repeat, state of lollipop is unknown.

Key suggests to Aram that for someone who is hungry, perhaps something more filling than a cupcake would be a good idea?

Abraham, swordsman, talks to his imaginary* friend, Fury, who he pretends is in his sword, while sighing a lot.

*not actually imaginary

Ninja Janitor, a ninja janitor, offers Abraham a free piece of art and a sign suggesting that he ask if he needs anything. While hiding in the ceiling.

Aurora knocked herself out by growing wings. And apparently her powers are still growing and souls are awakening.. Uh oh.

Abraham is more curious about the person hiding in the ceiling, ninja janitor, than her gifts and directions.

Deja asks for a guide so she can learn the layout of the building while making with cool samurai talk. Also.. P-P-P-PENTAPOST!

Aram says that cupcakes made with love and well loved are filling! Passionate speech! Vegan and diet options! Also, he realizes, post wingslopsion of Aurora, that they should take her for rest and get the nurse. He takes her to his bed, with Key as a chaperone.

Yui asks Rachel to escort Deja, tells off Alice for rampant flan abuse, and says she'll deal with Tai Yang later. And is disrupted by sensing BAD MOJO! And informs Yakimura to intercept.

BAD MOJO, a derp faced villain with oompah loomah face, shows up and talks to Abraham, asking politely for directions.

Jinx, a thief, steals everyones stuff. And displays the very strange and frightening perceptions of reality she has.

Abraham senses bad mojo from BAD MOJO but talks politely to him anyway.

Key has terribad flashbacks, then realizes Aram is actually one of the most stable teachers in the school when he comes up with a sensible plan and executes it rather than having paralytic flashbacks and being distracted by sensing bad mojo from BAD MOJO. Or at least she should have realized that. She still seems not to trust him like everyone else, despite his utter and complete reliability so far.

Ninja Janitor drops slightly over a hundred pounds of art project on BAD MOJO and attacks BAD MOJO from behind, while dropping another sign telling Abraham to run.

Arrayah said
That. Is pretty much what happened yes. Also Ursa. Warning, if you cuddle up with Key... well she'll go phoenix on you and probably burn down the whole freaking building in rage D:<

That's fine...
Honestly, Aram is half asleep when he crawls into people's beds...he also still has a small grasp on his incubus powers, and can sneak into other's people's beds without them noticing, even if perfectly awake. They'll just reach over to the nightstand to put away their glasses/take a drink of water, and when they settle back in, Aram will have his arms wrapped around them securely.

WrittenFaith said
NO! NO CUDDLING IS TO HAPPEN! -.- I'm watching you all... .-.

All the cuddling, all the time!
The one with the sweetest smell will also have their hair nommed on, and their faces licked!!!

3: <( <3 )