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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Cpt Toellner
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Goldmarble said
Shit. The Legion knows.

Fucking Joe
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Now the question is: Do I support the Peacemakers because I believe in them, or do I support them purely for their cause of order? If I support them purely for order in the lands outside the city that grew around me, where does my true loyalty lie? Spam, or Rolpia?
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Cpt Toellner said
Hank only serves himself, Holmes serves corruption, I shall champion a new age of Spam.I also have a warhammer, that's cool.


Anyone who cannot achieve his goals without the aid of a brothel mistress in some misguided campaign based on nostalgia for past glories is unsuitable to lead a campaign, let alone achieve order and prosperity. You will lead your companions to an untimely demise and find yourself quite alone by the time the Peacemakers can be bothered to address your delusions of grandeur.
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Support the Peacemakers, we make the trains run on time.
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idlehands said
Support the Peacemakers, we make the trains run on time.


But, but but.....

Esper vs Idle, that's like.....NOOOO!
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Goldmarble said
But, but but.....Esper vs Idle, that's like.....NOOOO!


Maybe you can convince her to turn from Toellner's futile cause and support the only hope in hell to alleviate the conditions of this crime-ridden shithole of a country. Those who oppose the Peacemakers simply do not yet appreciate the value of a functioning economy and running water.

I smell fabulous, whereas Hank smells like the gutter outside of the tavern. Not a difficult choice.
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But it is not Hank that I would possibly side with, but Legion.

Unlike most in this land of chaos and trolls, I built my home, and my business. People found me, and settled near me because of my skills and my wealth. When trouble stirred in the lands around my home, I dealt with it quickly, to protect not only myself, but those about me. It was not by choice that I became the leader of Gold Heap, it was by necessity. I have given these people, who put their faith in me, put their trust in me, the good Lordship they deserved. I let it be known that any who settled could petition me as a mediator. I settled disputes fairly, and called only for small fees to support the guards who help to quell the monsters that try to break my peace.

I did not want this task, but I accepted it as it was pushed upon me. So in the good faith of the people who placed their lives in my hands, I must make the choice that is right for us all. Being as a Dwarf of Spam, should I hear the mission of Legion, their cause is much like my own, but Legion is few in number, strong in the individual. The weight of decision shall bear upon me.
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Double your fun. Double post!
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Zed said
God-fucking-dammit 101 and 97.You were supposed to take out 5 rebels and you failed.Ah well, only the strong survive, I guess.Time to move on with the next subjects.


Don't blame us. You're the idiot sending two henchmen against 5.

Where were the other 99 subjects?
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I was so heartbroken when my character turned down Toellner's request. All of that history made it hard. Granted, that hasn't really made its way in the story and I dunno if it will. But still. It hurt. T.T

I do have a feeling, though, that Toellner is going to be Spam's Robb Stark. I don't like that feeling.
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A moment of silence for our old ally RPG101 who seems to have been bastardized by some evil.
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Dervish said
Maybe can convince her to turn from Toellner's futile cause and support the only hope in hell to alleviate the conditions of this crime-ridden shithole of a country. Those who oppose the Peacemakers simply do not yet appreciate the value of a functioning economy and running water.

I smell fabulous, whereas Hank smells like the gutter outside of the tavern. Not a difficult choice.


But at least I am free!

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K-97 said
Don't blame us. You're the idiot sending two henchmen against 5.
Where were the other 99 subjects?


Hey now.
You're the one who should've been able to fight four on one.
I mean, RPG's the one that disappoints me the most.
He lost to a fucking frog.
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Jster said
A moment of silence for our old ally RPG101 who seems to have been bastardized by some evil.


Don't worry, you'll get your chance to experience his fate soon, mate.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Cpt Toellner
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Goldmarble said
Now the question is: Do I support the Peacemakers because I believe in them, or do I support them purely for their cause of order? If I support them purely for order in the lands outside the city that grew around me, where does my true loyalty lie? Spam, or Rolpia?


If you support order, I can sway you to me. And use your people as a population base, and give birth to the Legion of old.
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Zed said
Don't worry, you'll get your chance to experience his fate soon, mate.


I await the day when you do not know how to respond because you have a frog at your throat.
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I await the day when you do not know how to respond because you have a frog at your throat.


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Dervish said I smell fabulous, whereas Hank smells like the gutter outside of the tavern. Not a difficult choice.


And I smell like victory.
Lady Squee said
I was so heartbroken when my character turned down Toellner's request. All of that history made it hard. Granted, that hasn't really made its way in the story and I dunno if it will. But still. It hurt. T.TI do have a feeling, though, that Toellner is going to be Spam's Robb Stark. I don't like that feeling.


THE KING OF SPAM!

Yeah, it was kind of a touchy scene for me too. But I know Squee will always make the right choice, even if that means turning away from me.
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Jster said
A moment of silence for our old ally RPG101 who seems to have been bastardized by some evil.


I was also touched inappropriately.

At least a man I respect killed me. I can't ask for more.
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A moment of silence for our old ally RPG101 who seems to have been bastardized by some evil.


Aye. A moment for one of our own.

Jster said
I await the day when you do not know how to respond because you have a frog at your throat.


Oh! Got em!
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