Yui welcomed the students, people got to know each other. No classes, those start tomorrow. If you didn't want to hear the speech and get acquainted, nothing missed.
In important news for the staff, the Health Inspector is coming. In less important news, some of the previous staff wishes to register a complaint.
In important news for the students, there is a Welcoming Ball this Friday! Which I presume is Day Five. In less important news, said previous staff wishes to register his complaints through killing/converting students. And the staff. And the building. And all humans. But it's not a big deal, we've got Val, whose skills of mocking are unrivaled.
First Page,
Yui, the Xavier-Powered headmistress, gives the introductory speech, while eating a donut.
Aurora, nice light fairy blademaster-to-be, giggled at this!
Mark, hellhound coach/gym teacher, left to smoke, not wanting to be bothered by students.
Vicky, water spirit, sat in her seat being calm but paralyzed by indecision.
Aram, former lust current glutton demon who teaches cooking and sex ed, had an extreme Spanish Flan experience on stage.
Yui telepathied some peoples, specifically calming Aurora and Aram.
Aurora was consoled slightly when she was told she didn't have to fight by Yui, then stared at Mark while her second soul talks to her.
Steph, Vampire cowgirl, drank some stuff and looked for friends.
Key, phoenix librarian, told Mark smoking was bad for him while establishing they had talked in the past, and asked why Aurora was staring at Mark.
Mark responded that he didn't care then left to the gym.
Vicky played with her water bottle's water while being too shy to talk to anyone.
Tai Yang, wuxai martial artist, knocked on the Headmistresses door.
Yui mused over how the influx of students was odd, then opened door, offered lollipop.
Alice, demon, sabotaged Aram's Flan.
Aurora told the teacher she was just standing around and her stomach grumbled.
Tai Yang is confused by lollipop, then says he was here because of a memo that asked him to teach mental preparation for battle.
Deja, blindfolded samurai, knocked on headmistresses door.
Nori, white wolf tengu swordswoman, wandered and mused about not liking large groups.
Key took Aurora to Aram and asked him to make food for Aurora, while establishing Key and Aram rarely talked.
Aurora told everyone her name very excitedly, then asks if she can cook while hugging Aram.
Aram handled the loss of his flan with excellent composure, and while sweet-talking as befits the most charming chef ever, offers up a list of 50+ cupcakes.
Alice barges into the headmistresses office and demands to know what she should be doing.
Rachel, vice-president witch, also barges into the headmistresses office and Alice, and berates Alice.
Second Page
Yui was about to have Tai Yang demonstrate when she predicts the arrivals of Deja, Alice, and Rachel. Being sensible, she decides the solutions to all of their problems is lollipops and talking one at a time.
Tai Yang suggests to Alice that if she is confused, there is a receptionist and a ninja janitor.
Mark finishes assigning combination locks, then goes and smokes.
Vicky nearly falls over, and decides to practice walking.
Alice does not take lollipop, demands to be told know, and derisively compares Tai Yang to Bruce Lee.
Rachel pretends it's not her fault being late and proceeds to talk down to everyone (Tai Yang, Alice, Yui) in the room. State of lollipop is unknown. I repeat, state of lollipop is unknown.
Key suggests to Aram that for someone who is hungry, perhaps something more filling than a cupcake would be a good idea?
Abraham, swordsman, talks to his imaginary* friend, Fury, who he pretends is in his sword, while sighing a lot.
*not actually imaginary
Ninja Janitor, a ninja janitor, offers Abraham a free piece of art and a sign suggesting that he ask if he needs anything. While hiding in the ceiling.
Aurora knocked herself out by growing wings. And apparently her powers are still growing and souls are awakening.. Uh oh.
Abraham is more curious about the person hiding in the ceiling, ninja janitor, than her gifts and directions.
Deja asks for a guide so she can learn the layout of the building while making with cool samurai talk. Also.. P-P-P-PENTAPOST!
Aram says that cupcakes made with love and well loved are filling! Passionate speech! Vegan and diet options! Also, he realizes, post wingslopsion of Aurora, that they should take her for rest and get the nurse. He takes her to his bed, with Key as a chaperone.
Yui asks Rachel to escort Deja, tells off Alice for rampant flan abuse, and says she'll deal with Tai Yang later. And is disrupted by sensing BAD MOJO! And informs Yakimura to intercept.
BAD MOJO, a derp faced villain with oompah loomah face, shows up and talks to Abraham, asking politely for directions.
Jinx, a thief, steals everyones stuff. And displays the very strange and frightening perceptions of reality she has.
Abraham senses bad mojo from BAD MOJO but talks politely to him anyway.
Key has terribad flashbacks, then realizes Aram is actually one of the most stable teachers in the school when he comes up with a sensible plan and executes it rather than having paralytic flashbacks and being distracted by sensing bad mojo from BAD MOJO. Or at least she should have realized that. She still seems not to trust him like everyone else, despite his utter and complete reliability so far.
Ninja Janitor drops slightly over a hundred pounds of art project on BAD MOJO and attacks BAD MOJO from behind, while dropping another sign telling Abraham to run.
Third page
Abraham continues talking to his imaginary* friend. And draws sword against Bad Mojo!
*not actually imaginary
Tai Yang is confused by Bruce Lee reference, and gives cool wuxai monk talk to Deja in return for her cool blind samurai talk. Notices Yui is uncomfortable, and hopes she will trust him to help. More confused by lollipops.
Deja senses bad mojo from Bad Mojo. Asks if Tai Yang can feel it. Then leaves with Rachel.
Val, little boy land god hall monitor, warps in front of Abraham and tells him to listen to teachers. While also making ominious references to the past.
Allen, primary character trait being Aurora's brother despite being an incubus instead of a fairy, wonders why Aurora wasn't in bed across him while naked**, and then runs to school late. He then walks to the administrators office and is surprised by their being a guy with toned abs and a woman with a sword when he is in a school for Dawn Slayers. Then he hears cries of an intruder despite no one crying about an intruder.
**yay for abuse of ambiguous syntax!
Mark senses bad mojo from BAD MOJO, who continues to live up to his name by leaking so much bad mojo that every person on the continent can tell BAD MOJO is here. Mark turns into a hellhound scares people and then stares and growls at BAD MOJO
Vicki nearly hits Aram and then asks if Aurora is alright, then realizes, Aurora isn't if she's concked out being carried.
Aram is one of the few reliable teachers and says some things to calm down panicing students such as Vicki, then proceeds to be one of two people who explain why they can sense bad mojo from BAD MOJO by how BAD MOJO smells salty. He proceeds to avoid BAD MOJO in order to keep unconscious student Aurora safe.
Given that Ninja Janitor's SURPRISE JUMP ATTACK has taken so long that people have.. gotten out of bed several blocks away, gotten dressed, and walked to school, BAD MOJO leisurely snatches her out of there air by the neck after letting the debris bounce off him, with the nice effect of ruining his suit. Throws her aside after ominous posturings and past-speakings. BAD MOJO's past-speakings then reveal he was the original vice-principal and built the school!
Aurora goes super saiyan over.. Bad guy proximity? And proceeds to launch ineffective attacks. Man it's the android saga all over again. Super saiyan don't mean nothing anymore.
Ninja Janitor was KO'd.
Tai Yang explains that no, he doesn't have a mystical sense evil power. But he follows Yui and gets to the action anyway without needing it.
Val saves Ninja Janitor after quipping with BAD MOJO and tells Tai Yang to protect Abraham.
Key attempts to shut down supersaiyan fairy before she gets hurt by hurting her with a book to the back of the head.
Abraham retreats.
Tai Yang retreats with Abraham as ordered.
Deja shows up and hangs out with Yui, Aram, Key, Aurora, and Vicky.
Position update!
Alice shows up completely unaware of the danger with Tai Yang and Abraham and mocks them.
Rachel sensibly keeps all other students away from the danger area. Except that Deja slipped her grasp.
BAD MOJO declares war and summons four small lava dragons that fit nicely in the intersection.
Aurora uh.. I.. I'm really not sure.. Um... Help? She was established as unconscious but seems unaware of this fact.
Allen watches.
Page Four
Abraham readies himself and banters both with his imaginary* friend and Tai Yang.
*not actually imaginary
Deja takes out the dragon headed towards Yui's party by locating the heart of the golem's magic and stabbing it after cool flippy acrobatics and running along it and stuff.
Jinx watches, everything, and then searches and steals from all the abandoned rooms.
Tai Yang takes out the derp into a wall dragon, then throws one half of it into the dragon headed towards Abraham. Tai Yang asks whether Abraham wants to take it out or leave it to him.
Aram continues his attempts to make the non-combatants leave, but continues to be ignored, even as he takes injuries in the line of duty.
Toaster, a toaster, takes out a dragon with lightning. It's the one headed towards Mark.
Key continues to try and help Aram. So close to shipping these two.
Unimportant historian note because you're reading the history.
Abraham executes death by thousand cuts on dragon that Tai Yang made vulnerable for him.
Tai Yang compliments everyone who took out a dragon, other than himself.
Yui likes how her students performed, then calls a staff meeting. Confronts Jinx.
Val proceeds to sit on Ninja Janitor's comfy chest while watching everything, then takes the Ninja Janitor to the dorms. Dunno why.
Deja takes the compliment. Starts introductions with Abraham.
Abraham introduces self, takes compliment, compliments Deja.
Tai Yang fumbles with the concept of Hand Shaking, also compliments Deja in a complementary way to Abraham's compliment.
Deja explains she can sense auras and it has become sharper now that she goes without sight. Notices Fury, Abraham's until now imaginary* friend.
*not actually imaginary
Abraham introduces Fury.
Tai Yang is lead through the rest of the handshake procedure by Abraham. Continues compliment train and talk about fury.
Deja asks to touch Abraham's Fury. Also asks stuff about Tai Yang.
Aram delegated carrying Aurora to Allen now that he was injured.
Toaster fawns over Yui.
Key finally finishes taking Aurora to safety for her to recover. Also thinks about Aram. Now shipping these two.
Fifth Page
Jinx defensively tries to lie by omission to a mind reader.
Abraham gives Fury to Deja.
Deja talks to Fury. Also.. P-P-P-PENTAPOST!
Tai Yang answers Deja's questions. Reveals master's name is Ming Yue.
Yui lets Jinx slide. Summoned people to her office again. Attempts to get Toaster to toast a powdered doughnut.
Haven't updated the post by post summary in a bit, but really, to get into the action, the top bit is all you need.
