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genghismike said
Little Mexican boys are a very important aspect of American life.Who else is going to mow our lawns?


I could...
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natsumehack said
wow.


wut?

White kids can't work for crap.
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I could...


20 bucks and no break, and you got a deal.

Make sure you edge that shit too. And pull out all the weeds.

Also sweeping up the sidewalk and raking up last years leaves.
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genghismike said
20 bucks and no break, and you got a deal.Make sure you edge that shit too. And pull out all the weeds. Also sweeping up the sidewalk and raking up last years leaves.


Heh I is actwally 'Merican I need be payed moar.
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genghismike said
wut?White kids can't work for crap.


I was working for a tree service at age 14, and every summer thereafter until I graduated high school, and I now work there full time. I get up at 3am to go on a two hour commute to the capital district area from the fucking mountains in upstate New York. I dragged brush 80 yards across an open field in the hot sun today to reach the chipper, and then wheeled several wheelbarrow loads of blocks of wood to throw onto the back of the chip truck, cleaned up the mess of the trees we had taken down, and that was just what I did after my lunch at 11:30. That was one job, and we completed 5 today, so I'd have to humbly disagree with you there.
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I was working for a tree service at age 14, and every summer thereafter until I graduated high school, and I now work there full time. I get up at 3am to go on a two hour commute to the capital district area from the fucking mountains in upstate New York. I dragged brush 80 yards across an open field in the hot sun today to reach the chipper, and then wheeled several wheelbarrow loads of blocks of wood to throw onto the back of the chip truck, cleaned up the mess of the trees we had taken down, and that was just what I did after my lunch at 11:30. That was one job, and we completed 5 today, so I'd have to humbly disagree with you there.


Sure you mean humbly?
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rpg101 said
Sure you mean humbly?


I thought that over before posting, and yes. I'm sticking with my statement. I'm not bragging that I'm the best worker on the job, nor am I saying that I'm the only one out there doing it, but I am indeed doing what I said. So yes.
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rpg101 said
Sure you mean humbly?


hahahahah

more like

-hump-ly
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hahahahahmore like-hump-ly


I wasn't bragging about what I do, I was giving a real life example of why I disagree that white kids don't work for crap. I'm not a very social person, so I used myself for the example. My cousin has been doing the same thing for longer than I, and I by no means meant to demean anyone else with my statements, so what's so prideful in my statements that I can't say that I humbly disagree?

Sure I stressed some details about how hard the job is, but it's not just that way for me. The point is that I'm one of many in my family, and in my line of work, [EDIT: and in many lines of work,] who do work hard, and are white.

Happy now?
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genghismike said White kids can't work for crap.


That is both racist and, more importantly, factually incorrect.
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I had a crazy dream that I was using my giant dingus as a pogo stick.
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Sole said
hahahahahmore like-hump-ly


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I'm a white kid and I can't work for crap.
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My previous statement may have been a lie.
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ImANargleHunter said
My previous statement may have been a lie.


You're not white?
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monstahunta said
I wasn't bragging about what I do, I was giving a real life example of why I disagree that white kids don't work for crap. I'm not a very social person, so I used myself for the example. My cousin has been doing the same thing for longer than I, and I by no means meant to demean anyone else with my statements, so what's so prideful in my statements that I can't say that I humbly disagree? Sure I stressed some details about how hard the job is, but it's not just that way for me. The point is that I'm one of many in my family, and in my line of work, [EDIT: and in many lines of work,] who do work hard, and are white. Happy now?


This is a baby making thread and it's not all about you. You hump to make babies so I made a pun. Now go to bed.
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I once dreamt that I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
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ImANargleHunter said
I'm a white kid and I can't work for crap.


More like you can't lie for crap.
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monstahunta said
I was working for a tree service at age 14, and every summer thereafter until I graduated high school, and I now work there full time.


That's against labor laws in the state of New York, unless it's changed in the last ten years. Minimum age for gainful employment is 16 with a work permit, normally 18.

I get up at 3am to go on a two hour commute to the capital district area from the fucking mountains in upstate New York.

Lol. There are no fucking mountains within two hours of albany.

I dragged brush 80 yards across an open field in the hot sun today to reach the chipper, and then wheeled several wheelbarrow loads of blocks of wood to throw onto the back of the chip truck, cleaned up the mess of the trees we had taken down, and that was just what I did after my lunch at 11:30.

High temp was 89 today.... eh, you know what, I'll give it to you, that's unseasonably high for NYS. I'll admit it. When I heard 'hot sun' in upstate new york, I jumped to a different conclusion.

That was one job, and we completed 5 today, so I'd have to humbly disagree with you there.


Apparently your other four jobs were polished off by lunch. If we take your 3AM wakeup, throw in your 2 hour commute and let's call it 30 minutes of prep, subtract it from your 11:30 lunch break and divide by four, throw in a few minutes for transit, sounds like about four hours of work by my count. I did that in laundry and you don't hear me bitching about it. White kids, amirite?
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mdk said
That's against labor laws in the state of New York, unless it's changed in the last ten years. Minimum age for gainful employment is 16 with a work permit, normally 18.


They have changed. My brother has a job and he's only 15, but even a lot of people around here don't realize that it is indeed legal to work under the age of 16, probably because it's just really uncommon since people don't often hire anyone younger than 16 for a variety of reasons.
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