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Petite, up to slender, females (think ballet dancer) with smooth features. Shorter than six feet. Size of the breasts and butt do not matter much but I find perky ones to be more attractive than large ones. Short to medium length hair is preferable. The color really doesn't matter but a natural auburn or darker red color are . I dislike moles but like freckles. For some reason, I do not find glasses attractive. Tattoos aren't attractive but a colored tattoo sleeve? Fuckin' hot. Piercings, meh.
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I would pretty much echo everything that Holmes said.

I gravitate towards men with dark hair (sue me) but I've been known (of course) to find blonde men and even gingers highly attractive. I like sharp features, expressive eyes, enough hair for me to pull (what?), and unfff I love men's hands. I like nice hands. Hands are great. I generally prefer taller guys, and ones with a bit of substance to them- I would feel awkward if any of my limbs were thicker than theirs. Plus I get a thrill out of knowing they could pick me up and toss me across the room if they wanted. So muscles are nice but too much, not so much. A bit of stubble is amazing but for the love of god don't let your face look like you got attacked by a bowl of shredded wheat.

Ummmm what else.

I dunno.

And of course, I could name off dozens of traits for women that would make me swoon and/or want to wine and dine and/or fuck the shit out of them, but

I'm tired of typing.
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Demensia said What? I don't get it, before RPG's death and reboot noone doubted me as a man :|


I didn't know you back then so I can't tell you but the name is feminine to me and then the weird ice cream girl doesn't help.

Sherlock Holmes said There's one more thing that I do look for, but it's hard to explain -- there's something about the way certain men move that I find unbelievably attractive. It's sort of authoritative or confident, but it has an underlying grace... Almost like big cat stalking prey. I'm not really sure how to word it, but it's not something that's very common. (I know it when I see it, though.)


Oh yes. This. I know what you're talking about. And it's sexy as hell.
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Dark or red hair preferred, but I also have a thing for ladies with hair dyed unnatural colors. Not really into short hair on women. The thing that usually catches my eye first is a woman's face, though I've noticed that the women I find most attractive facially are ones that don't really fit conventional attractiveness standards, like.. idk, it's hard to think of how to describe it. For an example of the thing I'm failing to explain, go take a look at Olivia Wilde's face. She is the most attractive woman I've ever seen, no contest, and she doesn't quite fit the typical Hollywood beauty standard. Maybe it's the cheekbones, idk. I had some other examples of the kind of unconventionally (sorta, I feel like that's not a great word for it, but w/e) pretty women I'm into, but I forgot about them after staring at pictures of Olivia Wilde.

Anyway, other stuff. Definitely into paler skin, unapologetically racist and not attracted to the darker side of the skin color spectrum. I don't have much of a preference for height or anything, but my tastes lie in the petite to fit range of body type. I'm kind of a hypocritical douche here, but I'm somewhat turned off by most average weight (by US standards) women and heavier. I'm not into huge breasts, even smaller D cup sizes seem too big to me, but I'm also not into flat chested (or nearly so) women; definitely into the average to smaller size boobs. As for the ass, as long as it's not huge and doesn't jiggle like a plastic bag full of Jell-o, I'm good.

Since the thread's only asking about physical attraction, I guess I'll leave it at that.
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idlehands said
I know what you're talking about. And it's sexy as hell.


I'm so glad someone knew what I was talking about! (I wasn't sure anyone would because it's so hard to put into words! XD)

And, yes, it is sexy as hell.
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Screw physical, I go for ethereal.
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has anyone found themselves to be someone else's type?

A lot of them are pretty specific,,,
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has anyone found themselves to be someone else's type?A lot of them are pretty specific,,,


No.

Too many people like short girls.

And men. :c
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has anyone found themselves to be someone else's type?A lot of them are pretty specific,,,


I know of a couple women of Spam who are pretty close to my preferences, and Holmes even fits my thing about certain kinds of faces. It's pretty amusing.

But for me, nah, I haven't fit anyone's type thing.
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Jorick said
But for me, nah, I haven't fit anyone's type thing.


If you want, I can describe you and post it in here. That way you are someone's thing, Jorick.
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Awson said
has anyone found themselves to be someone else's type?A lot of them are pretty specific,,,


Hm, no. Seems to be little love for Aryans here.
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PrimezTime said
If you want, I can describe you and post it in here. That way you are someone's thing, Jorick.


Haha, nah man, I'm good.
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Jorick said
Haha, nah man, I'm good.


Oh. Okay then....
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I'm everyone's type, you all clearly want my body.

creeps...
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Jorick said
Haha, nah man, I'm good.
PrimezTime said
Oh. Okay then....


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I actually am Holmes and Taaj's Type it seems. lol
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ITT:

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Turtlicious said
I actually am Holmes and Taaj's Type it seems. lol


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Jorick said
Holmes even fits my thing about certain kinds of faces. It's pretty amusing.


I think you just have a fetish for high/pronounced cheekbones.

I fit quite a few of the mentioned types, but that's really only because of the commonplace traits. I'm short/petite, brunette, with a passable figure. Really, that just described a lot of girls -- it's not necessarily that specific. (I could probably go out right now and find several other girls who fit that bill on this very street.) So, meh.
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