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Holy shit! Those things extend the page.
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Sherlock Holmes said
I think you just have a fetish for high/pronounced cheekbones. I fit quite a few of the mentioned types, but that's really only because of the commonplace traits. I'm short/petite, brunette, with a passable figure. Really, that just described a lot of girls -- it's not necessarily that specific. (I could probably go out right now and find several other girls who fit that bill on this very street.) So, meh.


W-what are you going to do with them when you find them~
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For proof

E: I want to change my type, I'm my type, I'm sexy.
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Sherlock Holmes said
I think you just have a fetish for high/pronounced cheekbones. I fit quite a few of the mentioned types, but that's really only because of the commonplace traits. I'm short/petite, brunette, with a passable figure. Really, that just described a lot of girls -- it's not necessarily that specific. (I could probably go out right now and find several other girls who fit that bill on this very street.) So, meh.


If we were describing personalities, you have artsy and very classy going for you too.
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PUT A SPOILER ON YOUR SELFIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Also, now that I think of it, I have a hard time coming up with an ideal appearance. Weird.

Just don't be tall, short, or fat. Basically.

And don't have a gross face.

No gay hair.

Or gay pants.

Or those shitty Toms shoes.

dUDES WHERE TOMS HERE IT'S WEIRD
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Height I'm not too fussy about, just as long as he's taller than I am. (And I'm fairly short, so that has never been an issue, even when I wear heels.) I tend to have a very strong preference for dark hair. Eye color doesn't really matter to me, though most of the men I've dated have had dark hair with light/blue eyes. As far as physique goes, I like a decent range of looks -- everything from very lean to somewhat stacked/bulky, as long as it's muscle and not too much fat. (Generally healthy/in shape.) Also, I'm a big fan of men who wear a subtle cologne. (Nothing overpowering, just a light scent that almost makes you want to lean in closer to confirm that you actually smelled it in the first place. Men, please do not bathe yourself in cologne, that will quickly have the opposite effect. Ugh.) There's one more thing that I do look for, but it's hard to explain -- there's something about the way certain men move that I find unbelievably attractive. It's sort of authoritative or confident, but it has an underlying grace... Almost like big cat stalking prey. I'm not really sure how to word it, but it's not something that's very common. (I know it when I see it, though.) That all being said, intelligence and a good personality will always trump all things physical -- I'm far more attracted to highly intelligent men than anything else. And, if he's not someone that I'd enjoy spending my time with, then it wouldn't matter if he was physically the sexiest man alive on the planet. Beauty eventually fades, but a true connection of the mind and soul lasts forever.


Holmes has probably the most vague description possible Turt.

And do you have the big cat swag?
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W-what are you going to do with them when you find them~


Kill them, obviously. I hate competition.
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PUT A SPOILER ON YOUR SELFIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT.Also, now that I think of it, I have a hard time coming up with an ideal appearance. Weird.Just don't be tall, short, or fat. Basically.And don't have a gross face.No gay hair.Or gay pants.Or those shitty Toms shoes.dUDES WHERE TOMS HERE IT'S WEIRD


What does gay hair look like?
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PUT A SPOILER ON YOUR SELFIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT.Also, now that I think of it, I have a hard time coming up with an ideal appearance. Weird.Just don't be tall, short, or fat. Basically.And don't have a gross face.No gay hair.Or gay pants.Or those shitty Toms shoes.dUDES WHERE TOMS HERE IT'S WEIRD


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What does gay hair look like?


just google gay hair images, I was gonna post a single example but they're all examples
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Holmes has probably the most vague description possible Turt.

And do you have the big cat swag?


Shit yeah, sega taught it to me, I'm like a panther stalking a hamburger.
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Kill them, obviously. I hate competition.


Oh

That's not very fun
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That's not very fun


nothing's fun here
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just google gay hair images, I was gonna post a single example but they're all examples




That's what I got.
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nothing's fun here


I'm fun you twat
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For a man, I like him to make me feel small. He must be tall enough for me to just stand there and rest my head on his chest. I cannot and will not accept men that are short, and I have a very, very specific reason why, psychologically speaking. Long hair or short, doesn't matter, so long as it looks good on them. I prefer a big frame, which ties into the "making me feel small" part, and that doesn't mean fat. I do not like a man who shaves his chest, back, or any part of his body, but he must not be covered like a gorilla. I love facial hair, especially mustaches. And that's about all I can think of right now.
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I have a lot of types. Really as long the face as pretty and they're not obese I'm cool. I guess you could say I'm mostly attracted to gothic chicks even though I'm not gothic myself.
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PrimezTime said
If we were describing personalities, you have artsy and very classy going for you too.


Honestly, I think going into personalities is far more telling about what a person likes than looks are. Physical appearances are a fairly generic thing as far as attractiveness goes, but there are so many subtleties about personalities to consider that it makes choices far more specific. (For instance, someone can say they want someone with a good sense of humor -- but a sense of humor is a very specific thing because there are many varying levels of what a person can consider to be funny. If someone says they have a preference for dark hair or a certain hair length, it really only narrows the field of choices down slightly. If I find Monty Python to be hilarious and someone else doesn't quite get that type of humor, it'll cut the pile of potential mates down much faster.)
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Beatrix said I like him to make me feel small.


That's the exact opposite of what I like.

Beatrix said I love facial hair, especially mustaches.


what the fuck bea

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I'm fun you twat


love meeeeeeeee
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