^ Once upon a time, there was a young boy who drank a lot of juice. While his mother was busy getting him some new clothes from the last time he'd peed his pants, the boy sprinted off to the bathroom. But, he was too late, and peed himself in front of all of the cashiers and the people in the lines. His mother then spanked him until he peed himself again, and dragged him out of the store crying. The end.
> Best storyteller either.
v Probably hasn't pissed themselves in ages.