^>V — Roleplayer Guild

^ Yep.
> spinnin' my minigun
v Is a pyro.

/\ I respect the flame, but I'm not obsessed with it.

> Hasn't played Team Fortress...

\/ Will scold me, surely.

^ Nah.

> Plays very little TF2 and is bad at it.

v Probably will not like me anymore.

^ are you kidding?
> Blew chunks last night ;_;
v is eating cereal.

/\ That's gross.

> I can count the times in my life that I've thrown up on my fingers, and I'm 21. I do everything in my power to avoid it. I have some kind of intense phobia of it, it's terrible.

\/ Thinks I'm really weird.

^ Yup

> Is not going to tell the story about how Pyro pissed his pants because a girl said "Hi".

v Has just come to the realization that RP stands for Role Play

^ Has an interesting story to tell.
>SO THAT'S what it means... oh.[]
v Is a hilarious water and earth bender who pees in fires and pukes in the water.

^butts
>butts
vbutts

^ asses

> more asses

v even more asses

/\ Wait, you what?

> Wants to hear the pants-peeing story.

\/ Will tell me.

^ Once upon a time, there was a young boy who drank a lot of juice. While his mother was busy getting him some new clothes from the last time he'd peed his pants, the boy sprinted off to the bathroom. But, he was too late, and peed himself in front of all of the cashiers and the people in the lines. His mother then spanked him until he peed himself again, and dragged him out of the store crying. The end.

> Best storyteller either.

v Probably hasn't pissed themselves in ages.

/\ Awe, that's kinda' fucked up. I feel a bit bad now.

> Also, no I haven't pissed myself since I was in....middle-school, actually. Which is more recent than I'd like to admit...

\/ Is one of those normal, unsoiled humans.

^ is covered in soil
< has never had to use soil
V eats soil

^Was the last to post here.
>Soil is yummy.
v Will share soil with me.

^ Soil is unhealthy

> Soil is bad.

V Will change the subject from soil.

^ Bananas

> Playing League

v Doesn't play League

^That's correct!
>Doesn't care for things like LoL.
vSubject change! What N64 game did you play the most?

^ none. I grew up with the DS.
> Is hungry.
V With heal my hunger.

^ Hell no. And you must be fairly young to have grown up with a DS.

> Also requires sustenance.

v Probably hungry like the rest of us, but too lazy to go get food.

^Correct
>A noob
V not a noob.

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