Descartes said
I was informed you guys had a spot open?Jersey Boy Male XXL AutobotsHolographic Human:[/b] N/A Jersey Boy is best described as overly proud, liking to look for things to be proud of. He speaks primarily through internet jargon and pop-culture reference, making him hard to understand. Most see him as being childlike and Naive. Jersey Boy also has an unnatural fixation toward scrap metal. Created on the planet Junkion, Jersey Boy left his planet in hopes of finding more scrap metal for his people. His search led him to Earth. The Junkions themselves were discovered first by the Autobots, and after that became known as super mechanics, as well as excellent scrap metal traders. Jersey Boy never intended on siding with either Autobot or Decepticon, however, his leanings changed as he traveled to Earth and needed allies. Junkions are an incredibly hardy race that can put themselves together much faster than normal transformers.Side Note: Chicks dig giant robots.

Jerkchicken said
And then the autobots seizing upon the Decepticons' laziness found the great macguffins of macguffins and used it to finally beat them and save the the day. Along the way wits, strength, inner strength, and relationships were put to the test. Also eventually they had a bitching dance party but the budget ran out and instead it's being put out in a direct to DVD movie.

Professor_Wyvern said
*The Directors of the Film begin talking over the various scenes of the movie.* "You know, it was going to be an interesting sub-plot?"*What, Krieg's Wife? Oh it would have been... but the budget for the film.*"Hey, you know Transformer Movies are costly. And we had to spend it all for those epic fight scenes" *Now THOSE were great! It was totally worth the budget.*"But I really feel that the whole cast had character development..."*Odd for a Transformers Movie, but we did it.*"OH you know what I really liked!"*What?*"That Charles' Barkley Cameo..."*With Robo-Barkley playing hoops against Big Bang?*"Yeah!"*Well shame we had to cut it for time...*