[OOC] Transformers-Power Surge

[Forsythe]

I want to pit scream against krieg if only to find out if you can put your money where your mouth is :D I think I found a donor for Grinder's T-cog.

[Professor_Wyvern]

Uh Krieg literally *is* death. I'll make sure to keep Shockwave sentient as I forcefully combine him to a Dinobot. Or turn him into the Energon Coffee Maker, or both. A Dinobot with Shockwave Coffee Maker will be awesome. It kill things and serves coffee

[Forsythe]

considering Nightscream is all about ranged weaponry and krieg has none whatsoever, I wouldn't overestimate your character if you want him to live :P

[Professor_Wyvern]

Ranged weapons are for cowards. And I think you are forgetting my high speed hook, I will drag any rangers into melee range to die.

[Jerkchicken]

Awww look at this attempt at trash talk.

Hoping Shockwave-sempai notices you?

[Professor_Wyvern]

Shockwave-"Sempai" will become our coffee maker. Our Energon Coffee Maker still needs repairs yes?

But back to the real important thing here, as this subject has been dwelled on enough, WHERE ARE THE OTHER AUTOBOTS?

[JonxlatheLion]

I don't know how to enter. I'm thinking about it at this moment.

[Forsythe]

hood luck hitting a experienced seeker that can go up to mach 6 with something like a hook. ANd don't you dare autohit :D

And of course ranged weapons are for cowards. Like the americans in WWII with their artillery and air supremacy. But we both know who won that fight.

Shockwave can bite Scream's aftplate. It's jsut a matter of time before she breaks off, i stated that bacvk in the intchk :P

@Lion: Just show up in any of the "briefings" - both teams seem to be heading for them

[Parser]

Girls, you're both pretty.

[Professor_Wyvern]

There are no girls in Yugio- Er Transformers! Only incredibly effeminate men!

[Descartes]

I was informed you guys had a spot open?

Name:Jersey Boy
Gender: Male
Size: XXL
Alliance: Autobots

Disguise Type:

Appearance:

Holographic Human:[/b] N/A

Equipment:

Jet Boosters: Deceptively strong jet packs strapped onto Jersey Boy's bigger half allow him flight at a top speed of 350 meters a second. He can fly in Earth's atmosphere as well as navigate in space using said thrusters.
Energy Sword: Jersey Boy can form a blade made of energy from his wrists. Because it is made of energy, the blade is incredibly sharp.
Flame Hands: His hands are burning red.
Missiles: Lots of them.
Energy Shield: Jersey Boy puts his hands in front of him, generating a single-use force field.
The Jammer: A mysterious trump card weapon Jersey Boy has yet to reveal.

Personality: Jersey Boy is best described as overly proud, liking to look for things to be proud of. He speaks primarily through internet jargon and pop-culture reference, making him hard to understand. Most see him as being childlike and Naive. Jersey Boy also has an unnatural fixation toward scrap metal.
Background: Created on the planet Junkion, Jersey Boy left his planet in hopes of finding more scrap metal for his people. His search led him to Earth. The Junkions themselves were discovered first by the Autobots, and after that became known as super mechanics, as well as excellent scrap metal traders. Jersey Boy never intended on siding with either Autobot or Decepticon, however, his leanings changed as he traveled to Earth and needed allies.
Other: Junkions are an incredibly hardy race that can put themselves together much faster than normal transformers.

Side Note: Chicks dig giant robots.

[Forsythe]

OVERLOAD, POWERLINK! xD

On a more serious note:
The Jammer: A mysterious trump card weapon Jersey Boy has yet to reveal.

Understandable from the point of a character, from the point of a player this stinks of a way to pull last minute save out of nowhere :P Give us some credit and trust us not to break the fourth wall but do describe what it does.

[Parser]

Forsythe, I'm fairly sure you aren't the GM. Also, you seem more than a little obsessed with combat. Just chill out, okay?
I mean, after all, what's the point of knowing it? It'll be a last-minute save IC anyways since no-one knows about it. Unless, of course, someone "just happens" to have a counter for it.

[Forsythe]

eh, sorry, bad past experiences. I suppose i am quite a hippocrite with the giving others credit part >///<

[Jerkchicken]

Ahh insecurity issues.

Come lie down and tell me about your mother

[Professor_Wyvern]

*Krieg lays down on a giant couch* DOCTOR-BOT, MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT. SHE DID NOT APPROVE OF VIOLENCE. I APPROVE OF VIOLENCE, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST DOCTOR-BOT, FOR ME TO HIT MORE THINGS?

[MistressCyanide]

Descartes said
I was informed you guys had a spot open?Jersey Boy Male XXL AutobotsHolographic Human:[/b] N/A Jersey Boy is best described as overly proud, liking to look for things to be proud of. He speaks primarily through internet jargon and pop-culture reference, making him hard to understand. Most see him as being childlike and Naive. Jersey Boy also has an unnatural fixation toward scrap metal. Created on the planet Junkion, Jersey Boy left his planet in hopes of finding more scrap metal for his people. His search led him to Earth. The Junkions themselves were discovered first by the Autobots, and after that became known as super mechanics, as well as excellent scrap metal traders. Jersey Boy never intended on siding with either Autobot or Decepticon, however, his leanings changed as he traveled to Earth and needed allies. Junkions are an incredibly hardy race that can put themselves together much faster than normal transformers.Side Note: Chicks dig giant robots.

OK you are on the list, also burning finger comes to mind when I see flame hands.

[Jerkchicken]

gonna post soon enough

[MistressCyanide]

Jerkchicken said
And then the autobots seizing upon the Decepticons' laziness found the great macguffins of macguffins and used it to finally beat them and save the the day. Along the way wits, strength, inner strength, and relationships were put to the test. Also eventually they had a bitching dance party but the budget ran out and instead it's being put out in a direct to DVD movie.

Professor_Wyvern said
*The Directors of the Film begin talking over the various scenes of the movie.* "You know, it was going to be an interesting sub-plot?"*What, Krieg's Wife? Oh it would have been... but the budget for the film.*"Hey, you know Transformer Movies are costly. And we had to spend it all for those epic fight scenes" *Now THOSE were great! It was totally worth the budget.*"But I really feel that the whole cast had character development..."*Odd for a Transformers Movie, but we did it.*"OH you know what I really liked!"*What?*"That Charles' Barkley Cameo..."*With Robo-Barkley playing hoops against Big Bang?*"Yeah!"*Well shame we had to cut it for time...*

What the hell is that?

[Parser]

Something magical