Sammy: They are, *Walks up with sunglasses on* and now they're bros with Griff too.
Sable: how did you get those?

Leonard: DO NOT WORRY PHIL! I AM A MAN OF MEDICINAL PRACTICE, AND I CAN FIX YOU WITHOUT AMPUTATING YOUR LEGS! PROBABLY! *whispers to Dani* He's a goner. But I shall try nonetheless! *starts doctoring the fuck out of Phil's face in ways that I won't describe because I'm not a licensed medicinal practitioner.* Also yes, I got over the maid outfit...decided I'd only use it in emergencies.
Toridus: *picks himself up off the ground* No problem that I couldn't deal with, sir. Nice to see you, by the by. How's old man Aldreine doing since his retirement?
Sokolov: *Bro tackle hugs Toridus* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD FOREVER COMMANDER!
Toridus: AHHHH, MY RIBS, JESUS H CHRIST MY RIBS! *frothing at the mouth*
Sokolov: *ceases russian bear hug* Apologies sir.

Lo: Hey Natsu, they ship you and Silas together.
Natsu: I'm sure sanchō. At least I heard its normal...what?
Lo: They want you and Silas to get together.
Natsu: oh. Wait....what?!
Lo: Only one gets away with being daft. Its not you.

CW: Meh, mostly I ship Natsu and Sammy, but according to all those soaps out there, life isn't complete without SOME kind of bullshit conflict. And Silas was the closest dude around.

-Hertha and kiltman ride up on horses-

At last we are here, the Green room!



Hertha:....
KM:.....
KM: On second thought, lets not go there, it is a silly place.

Lo: hahaha Monty Python

CW: OH! That's the "Our shows are For-mid-able! Between our quests, we sequin vests" part!
Dani: I take it you like that movie?
CW: Second oldest I remember. The first was Milo and Otis. SO CUTE!!!!
Dani: Whatever. Hey, who's Gigantits over there?

Griff: OK, Sammy, monkey, since we bros in a gang we gotta act like so, here, put on these japanese highschool delinquent outfit and in every sentence you have to say KORRRRRRRRA. And most importantly of all is the intimidating idiot face
Like this

Phill: *ghost* I don't think this will end well.... WOW Hertha, thats one big ass horse!!

Sammy: *is wearing the outfit* so like this? *goes up to Sable* OI fuckface, give us some meat KORRRRRRAAA.
Monkey: UKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
Sable: *dismissively* yeah sure whatever.
Sammy: *looks up at Sable* hm?
Sable: *looking at Hertha with a pervy expresion* ehehehe....

Light: ... That was enjoyable, but I have no idea what to say to that. And Dani, whats with all the nicknames? Having a fun time with them or what?

Dani: Oh absolutely! I love nicknaming people! Although I have noticed that most of my female nicknames involve breasts for some reason *boings her own* I wonder what that reason could be? *Boing, boing* Oh, yeah! They're fun as fuck! But yeah, I remember my old crew, when I was still inside CW's brain. I had nicknames for all of them. Our Captain, Snap Draco? I called him Dray, or just D (it stands for D-E-E). His sister, Snap Vypera, I called Goldie, because of her golden armor. Our Navigator, Dhampir D. Vladimir, I called him The Count! His fruit basically made him Dracula, and he was our original Captain. My sister, and our cook, Watershin Rosaria was my little Ro-Ro. Our nurse/swordswoman, Lesley Lauren, was simply "You with the Hair" Or just Hair. I couldn't be bothered to remember her name when she first joined. Our Archaeologist/Marksman, Taren Marqus... hehehe... I called him "Miss" because I was the sniper he was always competing with me.... I was the better shot. Plus it had the bonus of insulting his masculinity. CW shipped us, eventually. Our shipwright, Swaggar Vance, was Gem because he ate a logia that made him able to turn into gemstones. But our magician and his assistant/wife (Kizai Tim [or the Incredible Amazo] and Kizai-Summer Winter [or the Enchanting Allura] respectivly) didn't get nicknames. For two reasons. A): they already had their stage names, Amazo and Allura, and B): Winter... kind threatened to... bar me from their shows if I pissed her off. I really like magic. ~>_<~

CrimsonWarrior55 said
CW: OH! That's the "Our shows are For-mid-able! Between our quests, we sequin vests" part!Dani: I take it you like that movie?CW: Second oldest I remember. The first was Milo and Otis. SO CUTE!!!!Dani: Whatever. Hey, who's Gigantits over there?

-Hertha stops suddenly in her tracks, dismounts her comically large horse, slaps it's rear so it quickly runs off in the distance and starts staking towards Dani. KM sighes heavily and stops his own hourse, and similarly dismounts it and sends it on its way-

H: OI! Wha did ya Call meh? I 'aut ta toss ya clear into next week ya wee little mouse!
KM: Hertha, please, I'm sure they meant nothing by it.

Dani: *Grins maniacally* I called you Gigantits. You know... because you're gigantic... and your tits are proportionately so as well. And go ahead and try it. Physically it's impossible to toss someone so hard they time-travel into the future. Even if you could throw that hard, any object would disintegrate at that speeds and heat.

CW: What she said. I don't know physics.

Natsu: Well, Dani's starting a fight that isn't with me. Well, this could be interesting. Creator, share that 'popcorn' substance with me!
Lo: Alright -shares popcorn-
Natsu: -crunch....eyes wide- it's buttery and it's salty! I love it!
Lo: Much like crab legs and butter.

ladyonyx04 said
Natsu: -crunch....eyes wide- it's buttery and it's salty! I love it!

Dani: *Snickers* Salty. I bet you do love it...
CW: *Thwaps Dani* Shut up and go back to insulting our lovely Behemoth!

ladyonyx04 said
Lo: Much like crab legs and butter.

CW: What the-?! No it fucking isn't! It's like popped corn and butter. Two completely different tastes and food groups! That makes no sen-Why is that baby on fire? *Random baby giggles*

CrimsonWarrior55 said
CW: What the-?! No it fucking isn't! It's like popped corn and butter. Two completely different tastes and food groups! That makes no sen-Why is that baby on fire? *Random baby giggles*

IT: THE GLORIOUS FLAVOR OF POPCORN SHALL NOT BE TARNISHED BY THE INSISTANCE THAT IT TASTES LIKE A FILTHY SEA WALKER! DEATH TO THE CRABS, BUTTER TO THE CORN!
Sokolov: Creator caught the crazy.
IT: I'M NOT CRAZY! I'M ENJOYING MY ANGER!

Leonard: Aaaaaaaaaaand...DONE! Now Phil shouldn't have to be a ghost anymore!
Toridus: *looking at Phil's body* ...You sure he's supposed to have two of those? And what's with all the duct tape?
Leonard: Duct tape fixes everything.

H: AH! Well, if disintegration would be the effect - leans in and glares daggers- then perhaps twood be betta fer ya if I didn't try.

KM: While I think you are overrating here Hertha, I would recommend to you dani that you should not mess with someone that's like...twice your size?

Kang: Let me in on that popcorn action. Silas, get your but up here and join us!
Silas: ...Fine. *walks up and ends up sitting next to Natsu, watching events unfold without popcorn*

Richard; *joins them to watches events unfold*

Dani: Just because she's twice my size, doesn't mean she won't fall to my twins.
CW: Don't you call her Gigantits for a reason?
Dani: I meant my fists, you perv! Just go back to your Fakku!
CW: OOOOOOOOh...
Dani: She'll fall to my girls, too!
CW:Wait, didn't you just say...?
Dani: I meant my cannons!
CW: ... ... ... ... ... Sooooo... ... ... boobs?
Dani: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, SHUT UP!

CW: Trollololololol
Dani: HE DOESN'T SAY "TROLLOLOL" ONCE IN THAT SONG!!!!!!
CW: Jeez, cool yer tits.
Dani: That's it. After I take down Big Bertha, you're next!