@Stein, Just making 100% certain, but Taiwan does belong to Japan at this time even though it doesn't show on the map right?

Chairman Stein said
Dutchbag a.k.a Russia is going to do the Stats. Keld is very busy and doesn't have time. Expect stats tomorrow-ish and we will begin soon.

Stein, I know we don't know each other, but I love you.

Pasta Sentient said
@Stein, Just making 100% certain, but Taiwan does belong to Japan at this time even though it doesn't show on the map right?

Yes

Pepperm1nts said
Stein, I know we don't know each other, but I love you.

I found this and am compelled by powers unknown to me to post it.

Kho said
I found this and am compelled by powers unknown to me to post it.

*Italian military tries to advance*

Giant said
*Italian military tries to advance*

*Russia shows Italy how it's done*

Pepperm1nts said
Stein, I know we don't know each other, but I love you.

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Chairman Stein said Also yes. All nations are playable, I just listed the ones that will be most interesting. But you are Swedistan, so don't worry.

If it's an option, I'd rather play Canada than Sweden. Canada was my second pick, and Sweden was my third.

Kho said
*Russia shows Italy how it's done*

Are you just browsing the front page of imgur?
Because I am sure all these gifs where on there when I was on before.

solamelike said
Are you just browsing the front page of imgur? Because I am sure all these gifs where on there when I was on before.

Please, I was bored and those were some beautiful gifs :P

Persia will defeat our foes with glitter....

aladdin_sane said
Persia will defeat our foes with glitter....

Dammit Moon Moon

@Dutchbag

Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the statlioli.

Don't worry I have Italy stats

Italy
Bank: Like, squillions!
Income: At least a few billion.
Gross Domestic Product: The BEST amount
Population: Enough
Population Growth Rate: Everyone is just constantly at it.
Tariffs: Perfect
Income Tax Rate: TAX FREE
Industry Tax Rate: TAX FREE
Duty & Excise Tax Rate: TAX FREE
Bureaucracy: About tree fiddy
Prestige: Boss Levels Of SWAG
Public Support: 200%
Economic Stability: As stable as a really well built bridge.
Industry: A butt ton
Commercial: A man walks on to a beach and sings "Italy is great!" as he dances.
Agriculture: A explosion full.
Growth Rate: 8 inches
War Exhaustion: Never
Infrastructure: Sewers and railways just out the wazoo.
Infrastructure Spread: ALL OVER
Mobilization Level: Helicopter squads, like, all the time.
Army
Army Level: 99 Human Mages
Equipment: Lazeeeer Guns and Rocket Propelled Chainsaws.
Regulars: ALL
Irregulars: 0
Militia: 0
Navy
Navy Level: 9999999999
Cruisers: As many as you can have
Destroyers: even more then cruisers
Coastal Gunboats: like 5, at least 5
Transport Flotillas: A squiggilion
Submarines: Yellow
Dreadnoughts: Mech's
Air Force
Air Level: Thin at 18,000ft
Fighters: One man enters, two men leave !
Bombers: A dick load
At War With: DA PO PO
Leader: Not-Hitler

All Hail...



His Catholic Majesty, Carlos VII, King of the Spanish, King of Castile, of León, of Aragon, of the Two Sicilies, of Jerusalem, of Navarre, of Granada, of Seville, of Toledo, of Valencia, of Galicia, of Sardinia, of Córdoba, of Corsica, of Murcia, of Jaén, of the Algarves, of Algeciras, of Gibraltar, of the Canary Islands, of the East and West Indies, of the Islands and Mainland of the Ocean Sea; Archduke of Austria; Duke of Burgundy, of Brabant, of Milan, of Athens and Neopatria; Count of Habsburg, of Flanders, of Tyrol, of Roussillon, and of Barcelona; Lord of Biscay and of Molina de Aragón; Captain General & Supreme Commander of the Royal Armed Forces; Sovereign Grand Master of the Order of the Golden Fleece and of the orders awarded by the Spanish state.

I was slacking and I'm going to play DH later today. In addition to that, I'm still recovering from a very minor surgery. But I'll do some stats things.

Maxwell500 said
All Hail...

U wot m8?

Stein, is the OP's player list up to date?