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Pseudo-Russia, I will fucking you


Pseudo-Russia with a professional and well-supplied army. Try it, I dare you.
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Pseudo-Germany, did you pack your winter clothes this time ;p


I was watching this time I will Pseudo-France under Psuedo-Napeleon invaded Russia
We have many winter clothes this time.
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Mantido said
Pseudo-Russia with a professional and well-supplied army. Try it, I dare you.


In exchange for food and gold, I will provide support. Air support, mind you, since the soldiers I plan to use are very defensive. Professional, trained, but defensive. Complete crap at offense.
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The soldiers I have planned are guerilla bow-wielding ambushers. Not very good in the open field. Very good in your camp, poisoning your food, water, reserves, and blowing up your gunpowder stores.
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In exchange for food and gold, I will provide support. Air support, mind you, since the soldiers I plan to use are very defensive. Professional, trained, but defensive. Complete crap at offense.


I'm not making any arrangements before the thread itself starts. You'll have to bring that up with Yermak.
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Gentlemen, please, place thy e-peens back within thy e-pants. The thread has yet to even begin.
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KabenSaal said
The soldiers I have planned are guerilla bow-wielding ambushers. Not very good in the open field. Very good in your camp, poisoning your food, water, reserves, and blowing up your gunpowder stores.


Defense-oriented army will put an end to your slipping in!
Because most of the time, you won't find them outside a town or city. If you do find them, there's an airship overhead.
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Gentlemen, please, place thy e-peens back within thy e-pants. The thread has yet to even begin.


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Defense-oriented army will put an end to your slipping in!Because most of the time, you won't find them outside a town or city. If you do find them, there's an airship overhead.


Defense-oriented army won't really be invading. Or if they did, they'd get nowhere fast.
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Gentlemen, please, place thy e-peens back within thy e-pants. The thread has yet to even begin.


But mine is so big and thick, and it shatters air and ground forces equally well.
(My e-peen is an autocannon.)
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Okay two things
First population is rolled depending on your traits
Second, you can't just make up a grass that is poisonous to defend yourself like that change it.
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And here I was making up acid-spitting cows that ate poison grass! Foiled again!
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And I was going to make exploding mutant zombie cows to eat the acid-spitting cows that ate poison grass.
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I was just going to wear boots :P
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And I was going to make exploding mutant zombie cows to eat the acid-spitting cows that ate poison grass.


And I was going to land in my flying saucer, scan their brains and mistake them for the planets sentient beings, before tossing them at scientists with my telekinesis
*waits to see if anyone gets the reference*
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And I was going to land in my flying saucer, scan their brains and mistake them for the planets sentient beings, before tossing them at scientists with my telekinesis*waits to see if anyone gets the reference*


*Loves the fact that someone knew what she was on about*
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*Loves the fact that someone knew what she was on about*


:) Good, I was worried it would be a little dated haha
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Imagine having the Quantum De-constructor in this RP. It'd be like, ownage.
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duck55223 said
Okay two thingsFirst population is rolled depending on your traitsSecond, you can't just make up a grass that is poisonous to defend yourself like that change it.


It isn't made up. There is an actual grass that produces an actual dust that kills shit if someone breathes it or eats it. It's the problem of many ranches in Texas. I forget what it's called, but I can go ask my grandma about it; she's had to deal with it, and the grass is very resilient. Burning, plowing, spraying, none of it is really effective, cause it just keeps coming back. An expensive spray is all that was able to get rid of it. Otherwise, it'd get so thick that in the summer, when the wind blows, it would kill cattle in the pasture just from breathing it. Winter, Spring, and late Fall are the seasons one could travel safely; bad weather, or dangerous grass. Bad weather is mostly preferable, in which the bandits and the like will be watching. Except on the 'highways.' A dreadnaught would shoot the bandits down if they came near the highways.

The grass exists. A man told my uncle's ranchhands to herd the cattle along the side of the highway [this was a long time ago, when that was the norm] at a relaxed pace; don't hurry or push them. The side of the highway had the grass; all the cattle were dead before they even reached the other pasture.
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