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Okey dokey.

So, I've taken the liberty of getting our first pet started.

It's a red Kau. A boy because the female eyelashes looked dumb.



Where does your Neopet like to live?

The sea, because cows like to swim.

What does your Neopet like doing?

Pestering others.

How does your Neopet greet others?

Attack if they are weaker. He has an inferiority complex.

His stats are high in strength, low in defense, and medium in movement.

What is his name?
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HORNY DEVIL
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Red Buffalo. Because Bull's are for Pussies.
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A Future Big Mac
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Awson said
HORNY DEVIL


- Your Neopet name contains an inappropriate or profane word. Please create a new name.

BrobyDDark said
Red Buffalo. Because Bull's are for Pussies.


- The name Red_Buffalo is taken.
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Kill Bones said
A Future Big Mac


!!! Okay.
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Indian Buffalo
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ImANargleHunter said
!!! Okay.


Too late.
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Nex Junior
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Mr.Hamburger

Edit: Damn! Too late.
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So, after a quick tutorial with some weird yellow dude dressed like a fighter pilot, I can take a peek in our inventory.


Tutorial Certificate of Completion
(wearable)
(special)


Frogler
(no trade)
(special)
This Petpet is made entirely from cardboard so its really easy to look after.


Liobits
This Petpet is made entirely from cardboard so its really easy to look after.
(no trade)
(special)


Starter Green Paint Brush
Your pet will love being painted with this brush! Only available in newbie packs and NOT for sale or trade.
(no trade)
(humming)
(RARITY 175)


Starter Red Paint Brush
Your pet will love being painted with this brush! Only available in newbie packs and NOT for sale or trade.
(no trade)
(humming)
(RARITY 175)


Ultra Fashionable Potato Sack
All the cool Neopets are wearing potato sacks these days. Its all the rage in Meridell.
(wearable)
(special)


Wooden Blocking Shield
This magical shield can be used by any pet and increases your pets defense when used in combat.
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Mashed Potato With Gravy
Oh dear, they were a little skimpy with the gravy on this one...


Blue Ixi Plushie
Aww its a cute little Ixi plushie. You just HAVE to take this home!
(rare)


Mystery Of The Kougra Paw
Someone has stolen the precious gem and the only clue is a strange shaped Kougra paw print...
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..... So basically a bunch of shit.

A_Future_Big_Mac says: Seen any good concerts lately? because he likes to seem pretentious to those who can't just drop money on concerts. Your cow has no manners, good job.

Health: 8 / 8
Mood: content
Hunger: bloated
Age: 0 hours
Level: 1


Obviously his stats are fine because he's a fucking newborn. We have 2,500 NP which is practically pocket change.

A list of places on the Neopia map

Also, we're homeless.
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Crazy double post.
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Noepets is still a thing?
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The Nexerus said
Nex Junior


That's a fucking oxymoron right there.

As if there was something lower or less significant than Nex...

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go steal things from the Giving Tree.
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Some shops and stuff.
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I suggest making money somehow. Then you can build a small cardboard hovel somewhere. That'll get things off right.
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Fisk said
go steal things from the Giving Tree.

You got...something!!!


Serf Lens
This lens was used by serfs in Coltzans kingdom. It will reflect damage done to you by your opponent. You can only equip one of these.
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You also got this weird thing.


Wind Up Potgatkerchi Toy
This funny looking toy was left behind by one of the old inhabitants of the lost city.
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PrimezTime said
I suggest making money somehow. Then you can build a small cardboard hovel somewhere. That'll get things off right.


Good idea.
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