Darog the Badger God said
Fuck.Off.

Battle Ferrets standing by to assist the Badger Brigade. (May or may not include their riders. Depends if they get hungry.)

The Swarm of Derp is by your side, Idle.

I shall raise the undead flock in aid of our flying brethren, the moth.



The time has come, for the old ones to rise.

Derpestein said
The Swarm of Derp is by your side, Idle.

Goldmarble said
I shall raise the undead flock in aid of our flying brethren, the moth.The time has come, for the old ones to rise.

The undead armies and undead flock shall fight in alliance to help their ally, the moth.

The Karnee Conclave Stand with Idle.

I'm sorry, Idle. Family has to stand together, and I am the heir to Badgerfell.

Let the battle commence.

I'm the universal cosmic destroyer so yeah

I'm with the badger god

/thread

Guess I'll just bring cookies to the victory party of whatever side wins...

Badgers VS Moths!

Cheerleader contest!

And the undead swarm of derp starts out with an amazing triangle and backflip!

Darog the Badger God said
Fuck.Off.

Pls, you want this

Yeah Christian Bale and his Characters are gonna stand with Idle.



And we all no matter who fights; Batman is the answer.

Halo said
I'm sorry, Idle. Family has to stand together, and I am the heir to Badgerfell.Let the battle commence.

I've already infiltrated Badgerfell. Death comes from within.

The Desert Fox will eat any badger it sees.

Do I have to bring up the honey badger?

idlehands said
I've already infiltrated Badgerfell. Death comes from within.

Funnily enough, there have actually been an oddly high number of moths in my flat recently. Apmothalypse is nigh.

I really need a write a spamfic about two rival gangs; one called the Badgers, the other called the Moths.

West Spam Story.

Lol no Gryff, leave this to me. I will bring this noir Moth Boss and Mayor Badger to life.

A sample I wrote on my phone at work. Was toying with the look of Idle the Moth Boss. I'd love some comments on it.

"The street grew quiet at the approach of the ever elegant moth, her eyes reflecting the purest beauty of the morning dew. Her figure was to die for, her fashion? Whooey boy, a few hundred men slaving in a mine could not afford the fine leather coat that draped around her back, the thick fur that covered it was unmistakable that of a mammel, and the feathers that protruded at the ends? Only the finest of eagle feathers would do for such a servant of death.

Oh, and that is what she was, absolutely. Her reputation alone was enough to put fear and envy in the women around her. The emerald jewel that hung loosely from her neck was merely a sample of her vast collection of wealth, pilfered perfidiously from all manner of men and beast alike.

All in all, they very model of avariciousness, contained only barely by the physical constraints of the world's pitiable rules... And only temporarily."

ok so first off fuck y'all

You guys go have your wars, I'll be riiight here with my opilione orgy.