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Red Base

Cortez stopped, looked over his shoulder and noticed the alien still on his back "Dios mío! I thought I left you in the base!" he yelled at the alien. He then looked at Hawke and said "Oh yes... They're about. There was this crash ship... then some greens, it's been a rather crazy day. They'll be home soon though for they must long for the grace of their beloved leader... CORTEZ!".

Blue Base

Agno finally made it back to Blue Base, before seeing Tug and Raph just, talking? He pulled out his DMR and aimed it at Tug before shouting "First the Red Invades, then a crashed ship, then greens pop out of nowhere! And now you're having a chat with a Red? What, the, fuck!?".
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Raph rolled his eyes behind his helmet. "It's an interrogation, Agno. We found this Red at our base, presumably having killed these two Green guys who may have been scouting for an occupation force. Honestly, I kinda appreciate it.
An idea struck Tug. "Wait a minute guys... What if we were to unite together against these guys. I mean, they clearly have better equipment, more men, and possibly even more organized leadership. If we stay splintered, we'll surely be picked off. But if we work together... All of us may just live theough this!" He proclaimed.
"... Wow, Tug. That was actually... Pretty intelligent."
"And maybe they'll have a replacement for my Shark Mug!"
"There's the Tug we know..."
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"Drake you dumbass that was a figure of speech get your ass back here before I shoot it off!" Leo roared before glaring at the captive Green. Twitching in annoyance at his threat before smirking under the visor.

Growing the green flat on his back, she slammed her right foot on his chest to prevent him from moving, all the while unsheathing her blade. "You should have thought of that before you dumbasses went after the place I sleep. Buuuut fiiiiine. You don't have to tell me anything. Gets me a good chance to experiment just how fast it takes if I cut a son of a bitch's balls off. One by one." Leo cackled before slamming the katana blade down in the earth, the sharp end pointing right between the legs of the intruder. Slowly, the blade started moving closer and closer...

As she heard Tug's plan she gave a huff. "That is a excellent plan. But remember the idiot lug head of a leader the reds have? Though I suppose I can go punch sense into him... I want those greens out and get that damn ship!" the tall blue growled, the blade jetting a bit faster to hit armor. Before glancing to Agno and Raph.

"How about Raph and me take this red here home and pay them a little visit. Get to see the GOOD red chief? Agno, take Drake and go scout those damn greens by the ships. Don't get spotted or you will probably blow up." Leo said.

"Uhhh Leo don't you think your taking things a little far?" Ajax questioned quietly, noting the green soldier with a giant sword in a unmentionable area.

"They were going into my base... Possibly my room... With my stuff... With MY comic books and pudding. Fuck them they all die." Leo growled back quietly.
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The Green still stood strong. "The more you do to me, the quicker the rest will undoubtedly come here to take your base and your... Pudding and comics." He said.
Raph shrugged. "Sounds good to me. But what about that body and the soon-to-be body?" He asked, looking directly at the living Green. The Green gulped.
"Oh, thank goodness! I get lost around here sometimes. An escort would help out alotalot." Tug said thankfully.
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"If you haven't realized, were all dumbasses here. Your threats have very little importance. But since your eager to end this and I have no patience." Leo growled before rolling her eyes before simply slicing the sword from below to the top of the green and sheathing her sword. "Agno, Drake, bury the bodies before you go. You two, lets get going." The tall blue stated to Raph and Tug before storming off. [b]"And we know dumbass, you walked over here casually on your first day and thought we were a grocery store." she replied to Tug's lack of direction.
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Leo growled before rolling her eyes before simply slicing the sword from below to the top of the green and sheathing her sword. she replied to Tug's lack of direction.


"Wait a min- Woahwoahwoahwoahwoah... So your base actually isn't a grocery store?" Tug asked, following behind Leo, along with Raph.
Raph facepalmed, smacking his helmet. "N- Why on Earth would you still think it's a grocery store?!" He shouted in exasperation. "Blue Base looks nothing like a CostCo!"
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The soldier sighs deeply, "Look...shouldn't we, like...find the others?" she asked. "I really don't want to...stay here. With you. Alone. At all."
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"B... but... It's Cortez..." Agno said, but was completely ignored as Leo ordered everyone about and wandered off like she was in charge. "BITCH!" he yelled before it dawned on him everyones the same in armor "Wait... ARE YOU A BITCH!?".

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"No! We all have top priority to learn about this alien!" Cortez said before turning to the alien and began to 'communicate' with it "Blargh! Blargh Blargh? Blargh!".
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"No! We all have top priority to learn about this alien!" Cortez said before turning to the alien and began to 'communicate' with it "Blargh! Blargh Blargh? Blargh!".


"Those words mean nothing besides that last one and my mom is not that ugly, now will you please at somepoint realize you are inferior to me and please answer my questions?! What do I have to do to get anything done around here?! OH AND WHILE IM YELLING LOOK AT MY BLURGING LEGS!!!!" Blargunson was shouting angrily though to humans a few of the blargs may have even sounded happy. Again throwing himself off of Cortez Blargunson the Third attempted to crawl away to the warthog.
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Drake looked at the symmetrically split body and then to Agno and then back toward the body "...We don't have any shovels...." He looked back to Agno, "lets just throw a sheet over it and call it good, no body should expect a thing. That way, we can get to our super secret scouting location faster!"
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"Haha! He likes me so much he wants to ride with me on the Warthog!" Cortez said hearing the unintended happy tone in Blargunson's voice combined with him crawling to the Warthog. Cortez walks over to the drivers seat and goes "Blargh! Blargh! Let's go for a ride!".
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Seeing Cortez get in the driver seat Blargunson decided instead to turn around and crawl towards Hawke instead, as he made it to her trying to get behind her he began reaching trying to grab her leg to hang on so she would protect him. "Please I beg of you, everyone is an idiot and I don't want to deal with idiots. Idiots apparently enjoy causing me pain, the Ugony Food Nipple and the Prophets never let pain happen before this is hell, it has to be hell and I'm dead..."
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"Oi! Pick him up and bring in the Warthog! He seems to like you!" Cortez shouted out to Hawke.
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Hawke frowned at Cortez then looked at the Elite. She felt pretty bad for the guy...thing...Elite...whatever. And his legs did look pretty messed up.

"Uh, you know what? He can't go for a ride, Cortez. Look at 'im. He's gotta be hungry, maybe you can go grab some food for him?" she gave a weak chuckle then looked at the Elite.

"For the love of whatever gods you believe in, pretend to be hungrier than a starving cat." she whispered to him hurriedly. "It might buy some time." she lifted him carefully with a grunt. "Wrll! Aren't you a big guy eh?? Let's get you fixed up while Cortez gets you some food and readies the Warthog!" she makes a mental note to blow up the warthog later.
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Private Biscuit ran to where his fellow Reds were, spotting an Alien thing. "OH CRAP AN ALIEN THING! GET OUT THE WAY GUYS! I'VE GOT THIS!"

He aimed his gun, pulled the trigger and...
Shot his own foot.
"HOLY SHIT IT HURTS SOMEONE HELP."
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As Sakura looked around she noticed no one at the spot she was dropped, dropping her head a little, she had hoped to see people not dirt.
This meant there were no cookies here....

Silently she started to move around, trying to find something someone someplace somewhere and eventually found the red base...
She kept her distance and noticed someone, aiming her needler she started to fire around the target, creating a firework show at the base wall before hiding behind a large rock.

Grabbing one of her grenades and a piece of paper where she quickly started to write on, she attached it to the grenade and threw it at the base.
The thing still had its pin in place so it wont blow up, but she smirked at how they might get a grenade scare.

She took out her scattershot and waited for them to read the note:

Hello, good day how are you,
prepare to give me all your cookies or feel the banana girl,

you just died have a nice day ^^
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
give me your cookies please or WHEEEEEEE
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"For the love of whatever gods you believe in, pretend to be hungrier than a starving cat." she whispered to him hurriedly. "It might buy some time." she lifted him carefully with a grunt. "Wrll! Aren't you a big guy eh?? Let's get you fixed up while Cortez gets you some food and readies the Warthog!" she makes a mental note to blow up the warthog later.


Blargunson was unsure of how to "pretend to be hungrier than a starving cat..." he wasn't even positive what a cat was. So instead he performed an action he believed to be called "nodding" then what he also believed to be a human feeding tradition he tried to put his face to Hawke's armoured breast, his face spikes and her armour making it a little awkward he eventually looked away shamed he did not know what to do.

"Thank you for thinking about my legs, you are truly a great human."
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The soldier struggled not to punch the Elite's lights out at the action. She blew out a breath, "Ok...I walked into that one. Just come on." she said to him and supported most of his weight. She nodded once to him, "Thank you. And don't worry--" she was cut off when a pinned grenade rolled to her feet. She rolled the grenade with a foot to read the note. She then looked up at the sound of a gunshot.

"...You are all--except the Elite--clinically insane." she grunted before kicking the grenade towards Cortez. "Anyway, what are you doing here alone? And what is your name? Mine's Hawke." she said to Blargunson as she kept carrying him into the base.
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Tug grew restless. "Are we there yet?" He asked.
"You really are just like a three year old, huh?" Raph retorted.
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After a while sakura grew bored when there was no reply from the other side.
"No cookies no mercy"
This time she armed a grenade and threw it, hough she did not really aim it as she did not feel like getting from behind the rock
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