[IC] Red vs. Blue: Reflection

[Heroic]

Outside of Red base, Tug was tossing a rock up and down into the air and catching it. His slumped shoulders suggested that he was incredibly bored and wanted to do something. He looked out at the other side of the box canyon, where, over the mound, Blue base was located. "Why are Blues and Reds so obsessed with these box canyons?" He asked himself, and chucked the rock over the mound in the center of the canyon from where he was standing.

[Jollan]

"Ralph! Ralph! I think the reds are attacking!" Drake was running back to the base waving one arm and pointing the other over the hill where a rock just pelted him in the head "I was minding my own business, cleaning Maggy, and out of nowhere a projectile struck me in the head!"

[Gwazi Magnum]

Red Base

Cortez was just coming back to Red Base after making a patrol with his Mongoose, as he was parking it he could hear Tug talking to himself about what's the big deal with the box canyons. Instantly Cortez jumped out of the Mongoose and shouted "Tug! It is not your place to be questioning the authority of Red Team! This box canyon, but it is OUR box canyon! And the Blue's box canyon is a BLUE box canyon! So we take it! Comprende!?".

Cortez then took a quick peek of towards the other base and could see a Blue running back to the blue base "Ha! Look at blue run! The Coward!". He then began to shoot his twin pistols towards the blue base while yelling at the top of his lungs "That's right! Run you stinkin blue! The Red Team shall win this day!".

Blue Base

Agno was just sitting in the Blue base relaxing, minding his own business. Then slowly he could hear a voice getting louder, as if it was getting closer. He soon recognized it as Drake yelling for Ralph. Agno came out of the base and asked "What are you talking about Drake? No one's firing anything! And if a projectile hit your head... like a bullet, wouldn't you be dead? You sure it wasn't just some chipmunk or something?". But just as Agno finished asking the question is when Cortez starting shooting bullet's towards the Blue base, but thankfully pistols barely had the range to reach anywhere close to the base. So Agno just sighed and yelled "Shut up Cortez!".

[Jollan]

Drake stopped where he was, "Oh my God! They did shoot me! I survived a headshot!" With his new found confidence, he ran up to the top of the base and joind in the yelling match, "Yeah you cowardly, surprise attackin', chicnkens**t redtards! Come get some! Or do you not have the cajones!?"

[Heroic]

Blue Base

Raph looked up when he heard the cries of Drake getting louder and louder. "What the-" He set down the magazine he was reading and got up to see what all the commotion was about. "How many times are you gonna call me Ralph before you get it right? It's Raph. R-A-P-H." He stepped out to see the team shouting over at the reds. "What's going on? Is it Berate-The-Reds-With-No-Mercy o'clock again? I thought we already did that today?" He asked. He looked around to see if he could see the reds off in the distance, but they were too far. "Can they even hear us from here?"

Red Base

"But I don't even understand why we WANT a box canyon, sir. I mean, if I didn't know any better, I would think that we were only here just to kill the Blues!" I walk up to the roof of the base and look out at Blue Base, just in time to hear Drake shouting at them. "Uh... Oh yeah?! Well, you, uh, bluediots need to get ready for a butt-kicking!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, then chuckled at himself. "Hehehe, Bluediot... It's a combination of 'Blue' and 'idiot'." He laughed again.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Red Base

"Do not question your superiors boy! Command says to take the box canyon, we take the box canyon! Killing Blues is just a bonus!" Cortez replies to Tug before he can hear yelling from the Blue Base, but it's over such a distance he can barely make up what's being said. "Hey! Come out here and face these bullets like a man you Smurfs!", then yelling "Tug! Call in the airstrike!" as he walks off seemingly to the armory. Only to then hear him holler "Tug! Where are all the rocket launchers!?".

Blue Base

Agno just groans in reaction to Drake and says "Drake! You never got shot! There's no bullet hole in your helmet, there's not even a scratch or dent. Besides, Cortex is shooting magnums, MAGNUMS! Those can barely shoot far enough to hit you!". He then turns to Raph and replies "Naw, Drake here just thinks he got shot and now he's having a yelling match with the Reds... Not that we can even make out what they're saying...". Agno then wanders off to get a Sniper Rifle, he then walks up to the bases roof, shooting it in the air and yelling "SHUT UP!!!".

[Jollan]

"OH! Agro! I did not notice you there!" Drake said as he caught his breathe. His eyes then immediately locked onto the sniper rifle. He stood there for a moment in awkward silece before speaking again. As he looked up to Agno, his only words were, "Shoot one." with his hand pointing out toward the red base.

[Gwazi Magnum]

"God dammit Drake!" Agno yelled in reaction to Drake having apparently missed everything he was saying to him. He then lowered the sniper rifle so it was actually aiming towards the Blue Base and fired again "That's your last warning shot! Now shut up or I swear to fucking God I will come over there and end you!".

[Jollan]

"Oh c'mon! I will be fun! We are just going to end up fighting with them some other day anyway. Why not ,uh,....decrease their odds a bit? I mean, even if I may have been, just maybe, overreacting...a little bit...not saying I was, they are still sall riled up now and probably plotting something. Besides, I know you want to shoot oooooone! " Drake said, trying to convince Agno to shoot a red. He loved seeing the sniper in action, especially since it rarely came out to play.

[Heroic]

Red Base

"Yes sir" Tug responded to Cortez's order. He pulled out a smoke grenade and lobbed it into the air. Much to his misfortune, he hit a crow flying overhead. This caused the grenade to fall back down right in front of the base, as well as the crow. "Holy... RUN!" Tug dive back into the base with surprising agility.

Blue Base

"Oh, yeah. Suck it, Reds." He said half-heartedly, then went to go back down so he could step out and take a look at the Warthog. When he stepped outside, he fired two shots from his Battle rifle before examining under the hood of the warthog. "What the... Where is the spark plug?!" He exclaimed, shocked. "How do you lose a spark plug?!"

[Gwazi Magnum]

Red Base

Soon after hearing Sniper fire Cortez just saw Tug jump right into the base he yelled "The Blues are attacking! Quick Tug Drive the Warthog!" as he ran straight for the Warthog parked behind them base. He got in the gunner seat and continued to shout at Tug to hurry up.

Blue Base

Agno was about to answer Drake when we noticed smoke appear from the Red Base, "Uh... Guys, where is smoke at the Red Base?". Worried he zoomed in with his sniper rifle to get a closer look "Aw shit, even if I wanted to now I can't shoot them". That's when Raph yelled about the missing spark plug and he replied "I have no idea! I'm never poking around the Warthog!".

[Jollan]

Drake feigned ignorance about the spark plug. truth was, he traded that spark plug for that magnificent beauty of a rifle that was now in Agno's hands. "While I was cleaning Maggy, I heard someone on a mongoose. You don't think a red came over and stole it did you?"

[Gwazi Magnum]

"God fucking dammit!" Agno yelled. "Those Reds stole our fucking Spark Plug!". Agno ran off then to grab the Mongoose, "Climb on! I don't care if three people is a tight fit! We're getting back our spark plug!".

[Heroic]

Red Base

The artillery struck the area in front of Red Base just as Tug dashed out of the rear entrance of the base to hop in the Warthog. "I'm right here sir! Lemme guess, Blue Base?" He asked. He pulled out his magnum from its holster so that he could shoot while he drove, if it was necessary.

Blue Base

Raph yelled in anger. "Man, screw those dirty rotten Redtards!" He dripped his rifle and put his hands on his helmet, trying to calm down. He kicked the front of the car out of frustration, which caused the steering wheel to fall off the car. "Ffffffffff-" He was just about to yell, when explosions from Red Base drowned out his voice.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Red Base

"Si! Now drive!" Cortez yelled at Tug as he immediately began aiming and firing the turret of the Warthog towards Blue base. Laughing meniacly as he did so yelling "Prepare to meet your doom Blues!".

Blue Base

"Shit!" Agno yelled as he heard the Red Teams Warthog turret going off, "They heading over here and we got no Warthog to fight them off with! Get in the base!" he yelled. Agno sprinted for the base instantly, running inside seeking what cover or protection he can get from a turret.

[Heroic]

Red Base

Tug mashed on the gas instantly and spun the tires before taking off toward Blue base. "Woohoo!" he yelled as he sped off through the canyon. Once he was in range, he fired his pistol off at the Blues, but with extreme inaccuracy. "Give us back our Shark Mug!" He yelled.

Blue Base

Raph was caught off guard. "What th-" He dashed for the base, but he tripped and fell just before he got to the entrance, rolling and hitting Agno in his way in. "Sorry!" He said nervously.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Red Base

As they got closer to the blue base Cortez noticed that the blues were running inside for cover instead of coming out to fight. "You cowards! Come out here and fight like men!" while still firing the Warthog's turret directly at the base.

(OOC: Don't want to aim sights for Drake incase he intended to run inside as well)

Blue Base

As Agno got inside the base felt a sudden force hit him from behind and then *Thud*, he hit the ground and there was a weight on top of him. "Awwww shit...". Looking up and hearing Raph yell "Sorry!" he figured out Raph had ran into him. "Dammit Raph!" he yelled, but then after the continuous fire outside from the Warthog he asked "Have you ever wondered how that thing get's so much ammo?".

[Jollan]

Drake jumped off the top of the base and stumbled on his landing. once he got up, he jumped onto the back of the warthog and manned it's turret and started firing at the enemies, mostly around the tires.

"YOUR SHARK MUG IS BLUE AND WILL NEVER SEE RED AGAIN! COME GET SOME!"

[Heroic]

Blue Team

Raph was sort of shocked by Tug's statement. "Shark mug? Do you mean Spark Plug?! You stupid Reds stole ours, not the other way around!" He shouted from behind cover, and when he got up off of Agno, he saw a rocket launcher poking out of the armory. "Ooh..." He said, and went over to pick it up.

Red Team

Tug spoke as if everyone should know what he was talking about. "No, not a spark plug, you stupid Blue! My Shark Mug! A coffee mug with a shark on it! I've been missing it for three days and I know you dirty rotten water-colored jerks would obviously have wanted my Shark Mug! So give it back!" He fired at the entrance of the Blue Base that he could see.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Blue Team

Hearing the back and fourth yelling going on Agno got up and said "We have no mug shit heads! Now give us back our spark plug!". He then peeked out of the base and tossed a grenade at the approaching Warthog.

Red Team

Cortez replied to Tug "Oh? That ugly mug? I used that ugly thing for target practice, didn't even take a single bullet before breaking! What a sippy cup!". But right then Agno's grenade was seen flying over "Oh shit!" he yelled and jumped off the Warthog turret, jumping to the left and began firing his twin magnums at Drake who was operating the other turret.