[IC] Red vs. Blue: Reflection

[Heroic]

Red Team

"What? You have no mugs" Tug shouted. Then, before he could answer Cortez, he slammed on the gas of the Warthog to propel it away from where Agno tossed the grenade. "AAAAAGGGHH!" He shouted as he slammed into the side of blue base. He moaned as he feel out of the car, dazed. "I will avenge you, Mark Shug..." He slurred as he fired his pistol randomly in all directions before spinning and collapsing to the ground.

Blue Team

Raph rounded the corner with his rocket launcher on his shoulders, only to find that the Reds had already crashed the Warthog. Seeing Tug collapse out of the driver's seat, he shouted, "Ha! That's what you lousy Reds get for having your dumbest member drive!"
Raph turned his attention to Cortez, who he saw firing at Drake. "Oh, no you don't!..." He muttered as he aimed the launcher at Cortez.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Cortez hearing Raph shout turned to start shooting at him as he ran behind a boulder for cover and yelled "You will never take me alive blue scum! Cortez shall win this fight for Mother Red!".

[Heroic]

Raph jumps at the bullets suddenly being fired at him. "Oh no! Don't kill me!" As he flinched, his aim with the rocket launcher was screwed with, and when he pulled the trigger, it fired at Drake's Warthog's rear, giving it the momentum to go flying forward toward Cortez behind the rock.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Cortez, completely focused on gunning down Raph continues to fire his pistols while laughing maniacally "Hahaha! There is no hiding from Mother Red tonight!". Then the rocket hit the warthog causing it fly over on top of Cortez. Cortez looked up at the last moment and went "Oh sh..." before the Warthog landed on top of him and pinned him underneath.

[Heroic]

Magic Magnum said
Cortez, completely focused on gunning down Raph continues to fire his pistols while laughing maniacally "Hahaha! There is no hiding from Mother Red tonight!". Then the rocket hit the warthog causing it fly over on top of Cortez. Cortez looked up at the last moment and went "Oh sh..." before the Warthog landed on top of him and pinned him underneath.

Raph paused briefly and stared at the rock. "Did I jus- di- Oh, heck yeah! I just took out a Red! Suck it, Crimson Callous!" He stepped out to go inspect what kind of damage the warthog had done to Cortez, when he felt an assault rifle barrel against the side of his helmet. It was Tug.
"Don't you move a muscle." Tug ordered.
"Not moving!" Replied a frightened Raph.
Tug struck Raph with the butt of the gun, knocking him out, then ran over to try and help out Cortez. "Cor-toes! Are you Oh-kaayyy? How many fingers am I holding up?" He asked, without actually raising a hand, let alone a finger.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Cortez groaned as he slowly got up from the wreckage, he looked up to answer Tug's question about the fingers and went "Hand? What hand? I don't see you raising a hand! ¡Dios mio! I've gone blind!". Cortez began to panic but then stopped in confusion "But I can see you and my guns just fine...", then after a minute of thought he went "¡Dios mio! Am I dead!?".

[Jollan]

(In classic form) Drake turned and yelled out in horror, "SON OF A B*TCH!" The blast sent him careening with the warthog, still shooting at the same time it spinning in the air. When it landed, it jolted him off the vehicle and he landed with a thud. He blacked out for a moment and he came to when Raph just got knocked out. As Tug went to help his comrade, he pulled out Maggy, his magnum, and let lose, "Suck it reds! I'll paint your mother's house with your blood!" This, he was surprisingly more accurate with than the big guns.

[Heroic]

Tug sprinted for the rock once he heard Drake shooting at him. "I don't wanna die!" He exclaimed as he dove behind the rock for Cortez. Then, after he checked to see if Cortez was okay, he replied, "I hope not, because if you're dead, then I'm dead too!" He shouted. Then he paused. "Wait a minute, if we're dead, then the Blues can't kill us! Then we could kill them!" He said excitedly.

[Gwazi Magnum]

"But Tug" what if we get re-killed! Who know's where we will end up!?" Cortez yelled before leaning out of cover to fire his pistols at Drake before he yelled back "We may bleed but we will never bleed out!".

[Heroic]

Tug got even more excited. "Then we will have gone to where no man, woman, or tree has treaded-ed before!" He then finally seemed to notice that Cortez was pinned by the 'Hog, so he grabbed the side and slowly lifted up off of him, and onto its wheels. "Let's go home so we can plan for what being re-murdered is gonna be like!" He laughed almost maniacally as he got in the driver's seat.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Cortez got in the passanger's seat following Tug and shouted "Tug! Get us out of here! Mother Red shall strike vengeance on the Blue dogs another day!".

[Heroic]

Magic Magnum said
Cortez got in the passanger's seat following Tug and shouted "Tug! Get us out of here! Mother Red shall strike vengeance on the Blue dogs another day!".

Tug slammed on the gas and sped away from Blue Base incredibly quickly, yelling, "Woowoowoowoo!" at the top of his lungs and firing his assault rifle into the air randomly with one hand. "Victory retreat!"

[Silver Fox]

"May I suggest waking up Leo? There seems to be a commotion outside." Noted a male deep voice within the helmet of the large soldier.

"It's probably just those idiots fighting again. Fighting and making no progress. Might as well have them play a game of tug of war." Came a grumble from the blue clad soldier, lying on their bed in the base.

There was a pause before another word was uttered. "Perhaps but sleeping all day isn't going to help anything." Ajax pointed out.

With a groan, Leo rolled out of bed and stood up, stretching on the powerful limbs and rolling the stiff shoulders. Perhaps Ajax was right, even if dealing with the idiotic soldiers was annoying, sleeping all day wasn't going to help. Although it was nice, the powerful soldier had to keep up some serious training. Unlike the rest of the lazy assholes. With that, Leo walked out of the base, seeing some of the blue team already out and about. Rolling her eyes, Leo crossed her arms.

"What's with all the racket?" came a deep voice, her voice box malfunctioning a bit. Damn, need to have Ajax fix that.

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Red Team

Private Jacob Malfred Arch yawned as he stood outside the base, before humming along as he skipped around. He wasn't sure where the others went, but at the moment didn't really care either.

"Gaaah their so messy! Ruffians!" Arch complained as he stared at a bunch of broken equipment or weapons lying around.

Humming in thought, the pink armored man snapped his fingers before picking up a gun then a white flower and putting the flower stem into the barrel of the pistol. "Flower power gun!" he chirped cheerfully.

[PhoenixEye9]

"The ship is hit!!" Called the ship commander a terrifying... Grunt?
Suddenly awaking from his slumber upon the CSO Vampire Blargunson the Third panicked and fell back into an Escape Pod. A passing Grunt (I bet you it was that jerk Phillup) noticed the Priest laying in the pod, and decided to hit the Eject button.
"This'll be a long blurggin flight." Blargunson muttered to himself... at least he kept a TV in the pod. "I wonder what's on," clicking on the TV a series created by these people "RoosterTeeth" about the red people and these blue people who apparently disliked each other lived in the same gulf came on. "Nothing much better to do, besides the holy texts of the Food Nipple, or preferably the Prophets..."

[Heroic]

Red Base

Tug slammed on the breaks when he got to the base for no apparent reason. He's head lurched forward and his head struck the steering wheel. "Ooouuuuch... Hey, Cortez! We are winners! Can you believe it?!"

Blue Base

Raph came to, in the exact spot he was passed out in. He groaned and held his head. "Ugh... Tug is a big oaf... Did we win, guys?"

[Jollan]

"Of coarse we won, we had them outgunned and out numbered! Those red jack@$$es ran away with their tails between their legs." Drake said confidently

[Gwazi Magnum]

Red Base

Upon reaching the base Cortez got out of the warthog and said "You better believe we won! Those blue's will know better than to take on Cortez next time! For nothing is impossible for me! Cortez!".

Blue Base

Agno groaned as he got up from the in base collision. It seemed the Red's had fled and the fighting was over. Walking outside he said "Yea yea, we won. But next time can we not lose our spark plug so we actually have a working vehicle? I mean, do I need to call in a Wraith or something?".

[Derpestein]

Biscuit arrived at red base as the newest recruit, ready to kick some ass and take names. And he was all outta names.
...Besides the names of the other reds and the Blues, of course. They could still have their names taken.

Biscuit walked in and greeted his fellow reds. "Hello Red people! I am private Biscuit."

[Gwazi Magnum]

Cortez heard the voice of a new Red recruit approaching, he turned to face him and go "Ah I see! So... Biscuit! You are now a fellow red no? I am the glorious and feared General Cortez! Just follow what I say and we shall crush the pathetic blues!". He then leaned in close to Biscuit and whispered "Do you know the best way to kill a blue?". But then stood back and shouted before giving Biscuit a chance to answer "My landing a bullet right in the skull!" HAHAHAHAHA!" and began shooting his pistols madly in the air. He then stopped for a brief moment and said gesturing to Tug "Oh yes, this is Tug".

[Heroic]

Blue Base

Raph stood up. "Command would never give us a Wraith. It takes enough effort to squeeze a Warthog out of them," he said, "And plus, Vic isn't the person I wished we had up there to woo the people who make those decisions."

Red Base

"Private First Class Tug, reporting for duty!" He exclaimed, as he snapped a salute. He punched himself in the head on accident, and his helmet bobbled. "Ouch... Hey, Cortez, aren't I unstoppable too?"