Blue Base

At being called a bitch, Leo turned her head slightly to are daggers at the fellow blue member, as if to remind him that she wouldn't hesitate to do the same to him as she just did with the green guy, but promptly turned away at the question. It was common confusion to mistake her for a guy. Especially with her voice box out of order and sounding more like a guy. That and she was freakishly tall even compared to quite a few guys here. That and she wasn't very lady like, nor really cared or corrected anyone who called her a guy. She didn't see much difference. It was hard to tell any sort of gender in these armors after all. Most based it on armor color or pattern. Like pink for red.

Red Base

Finally arriving, she looked around the base, wondering where that idiot Red leader was now.

"Tug! Go get your buddies!" Leo barked at the red soldier, pausing only a little as someone singing neared.

"Lollipop, Lollipop oh I want a lollipop~" Arch came skipping along with a watering can, whatever flower or weed was near before spotting them. The pink armored man gave a somewhat girlish squeal before bounding over energetically.

"Yah! Tuggy, what's with the boy's in blue? You know chief will go a loco." Arch scolded before looking the two new arrivals over. "But surprisingly you have good taste, such dashing fellows. Eh boys?" Arch chuckled as he waved in a somewhat suggestive 'yooohooo' gesture with a wave of his hand.

Leo twitched a little, not sure if she felt like punching him or shoving someone in front of her. "Just one of you go get that dumbass sergeant and whoever else you can get." she growled.

"But how would I know where he is? I wouldn't know too awful more than you would about his whereabouts. Plus, Cortez told me never to ever ever use the radio. Ever." Said Tug, as if he feared what punishment he may get if he used the radio.
"What the- why on Earth would they not let their own teammate use the radio?" Raph asked, again surprised by Tug's stupidity.
"I... May have ordered a pizza we couldn't afford last time."
" ... You can order pizzas on the radio?"
"Psh. Duh." Tug said, as though everyone should know that.

Leo twitched at Tug's words before cracking her knuckles. "Alright Tug, I dunno how the fuck you managed to get pizzas here... But I don't a shit right now either. Radio him, dig up this whole base... I don't care how but find him or anyone else. As you can already tell, I'm not in a patient mood today and I sure as hell don't mind ripping your guts out!" the blue soldier growled.

"Temper temper Leo.... He can't help it." Ajax pointed out.

"Shut up!!" Leo growled.

Silver Fox said
Leo twitched at Tug's words before cracking her knuckles. the blue soldier growled. Ajax pointed out. Leo growled.

Tug rubbed the back of his head. "Ehh... So do I shut up, or go talk on the radio?" Tug asked, confused.
"Umm... Tug... I'd just go." Raph said, suggesting he go before Leo lost her temper again.
"Okay then." Tug walked into the base.
"Hmm... So," Raph said, "Now what?"

AeronFarron said
"Anyway, what are you doing here alone? And what is your name? Mine's Hawke." she said to Blargunson as she kept carrying him into the base.

"My name is Sir Blargunson the Third of the CSO Vampire, nice to meet you Hawke" (keep in mind those sound like blargs to you) Blargunson said quite happy to be away from Cortez

"Er..." Hawke continued to walk him towards the base, "Right. I'll...just call ya Blarg. We need to fond another way foe you to communicate." she said. She switched of her communication device so she could speak without being heard.She heard the commotion going on a few yards away, but didn't want to get involved. "Chi?"

"Yes, Hawke?"

"Can you write a translation program for this guy using known Elite dialects?"

"I can try. It will be difficult to write it without some sort of correlations though." the AI replied.

"Correlations...perfect. Chi, begin recording and make whatever notes you need."

She switched communications back on. "Look, I cannot understand you, Blarg. But, if you want someone to talk to and some patience, I want to learn how to understand you. Is that ok?" she asked. Who knew, the Elite could be useful. And it would be nice for her to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.

Biscuit crawled back to red base, his foot bleeding from the accident. leaned against a box, still lying down. "Hey...Guys...I'm fine..." He got up and sat on the box, staring at his teammates, when he heard some interesting dialogue... "Wait, Tug...You can order pizza on the radio? I need a peperoni pizza, like, now." He continued nursing his foot. "Ow..."

"Oh my gosh! Don't worry, man, I think we have leftovers!" Tug yelled as he ran to a box if pizza, pulled a slice out, and slapped it against Biscuit's foot.
"... There is no way that is sanitary." Raph muttered.

Leo was about to answer Raph until a injured red member came crawling over, being just about as well minded as Tug, before the idiot red smacked a pizza on the injured foot. "Probably not. Probably will end up having mice or flies chewing on that wound now." she muttered.

"Oh dearie me Biscuit! Hold on I shall assist!" the pink medic cheered, bounding over with a med kit. Taking out a very large needle filled with blue liquid. "This will juuuussst sting a little." Arch cheered before stabbing it right into the wound after removing the pizza.

"Hey Red where are your other teammates?" Leo asked Biscuit firmly, seeming to have no care of the injury.

"Somewhere where bluebirds fly. Reds were shooting at the birds...Over a rainbow...The birds overpowered us..." Biscuit stared at them grimly. "There were no survivors. Besides me."

Flashback.

Private biscuit was hobbling back to base when he tripped over a twig and banged his head against a rock. He started to crawl back to base.

End Flashback.

The female Red sighed deeply ply and called out to the Blue before she walked into the base, "Cortez is somewhere shooting something. I don't care. I'm a little busy, confused, and attempting not to be with these dipshits longer than necessary." she said to the Blue that asked for the other Reds.

Drake covered the dead body with Raph's camo bed-sheet. "There, good as buried. I'm sure if you didn't know what it was, you would never guess there was a man cut in half under there," Drake stated, proud of his ingenuous idea. Drake took the long way around the greens that were investigating the alien spacecraft. He was on a ridge overlooking the middle of the canyon when he saw a lone drop pod open on the other side of the field.

"I wonder what was inside that," he muttered,"...No! No,no. Leo gave me an order! I must spy on the greens, or else....I end up like the greens." Drake tried for a good couple minutes to listen in on their conversation, but they weren't loud enough for him to pick up on everything. So, naturally, he called out to them.

"Uh, hey guys? Umm...You don't think you could maybe speak up a bit do ya? You are making it a little hard to hear y'all by speaking with your inside voices. Outside voices are appreciated and mandatory in the outside. So please, continue on....and only the juicy details. I'll just be behind this rock....don't worry about me. Just....carry on."

"Pizza medicine! There's nothing better for your body... Or your soul." Tug said with pride as he put his hands on his hips and stared off into space heroically.
"Oh my gosh..." Raph shook his head at the group idiot. "Yeah, I feel sorry for the guy. Wish I knew medical stuff, but alas, I'm only a doctor to machines." He said,

-Crashed ship-

"Yeah! Yeah, we got it! Thanks for letting us kn-" One Green shouted back before being cut off by another.
"Hey! I thought you were told to leave!" Shouted the one who seemed to be in charge. "Surround them! They get no second chances." Within seconds, at least two and a half dozen Green infantry, two hornets, and five Warthogs surrounded Drake. "You're coming with us."

Leo facepalming at Biscuit's idiotic explanation before looking toward another red, a female by voice it seemed. Laughing ever so slightly at her words. "Tried for years. Idiots always manage to find you... Speaking of idiots, wonder if that scouting mission is going alright... Probably not." she muttered as she thought about the overall IQ of her team.

Neither side didn't really have much to be proud of. They were too stupid to even kill each other after all. Grumbling, she rolled her shoulders uncomfortably.

"Raph, go ahead and head back to check up the other two. I'm more worried about those idiots than I am here." The tall blue said in the distorted deep voice as she turned her head slightly toward her currently only blue comrade. Not like she was very worried. This was noting Private Arch putting a pretty pink flowery bandade on Biscuit's foot.

"Anyways, I need to talk to you reds about a temp alliance. Not sure how good this will turn out but worth a shot. It seems our little battleground is invaded by a bunch of fuckers in green, and they are packing heat. Not sure what they exactly want here but they laid claim to that crashed ship. Assholes also don't seem content in settling with just that." Leo explained the situation.

"OOOO what kind of green? Forest green, lime green, evergreen..." Arch cheered as he listed of different shades of green.

"Shut up Private!" barked Leo.

"Ohhhh yes siiiiir!" The pink Rmored man giggled like a schoolgirl.

"...Maggy....I might die today...And if I do. Don't let them pull your trigger the way I did. And jam every chance you get." He quickly drew out Maggy and shot off three times, aiming for the leader of the small group but catching the guy next to him in the crotch.

"HAHA! Yeah, suck it green!" and with that, Drake retreated into the cave.

What after Cortez was told the elite was hungry a lot of faces and commotion started to happen at Red Base. Cortez constantly tried to shout over it to bark in his usual orders but only got out phrases such as "Oi!" "Attention" "Listen to me dammit!" as people continued to exchange in dialogue as if he wasn't even there. Suddenly right after hearing Leo propose a temporary alliance against the Greens, Cortez pointed his pistols in the air and fired continually while yelling at the top of his lungs "SHUT UP!!!". Then once assured people were finally listening he continued saying "Blueso! You claim these Greensa's are too strong for me!? The almighty Cortezo Mantingo to handle on his own!? Me, the mighty General of the Red Army to handle!? You have some balls!".

"Damn it Cortez! Put your tiny dick back in your pants and accept the fucking deal! You can kill the Blues AFTER the Greens aren't trying to kill us!!" Hawke yelled from the base.

Biscuit got up on one foot, oblivious to the fact it was already healed. He saluted. "Who are the greens?! Why are they trying to kill us?!?!" He asked with increased severity.
"...Also, can I eat that pizza that was on my foot?" The grimness and severity in his voice disappeared.
"OH MY GOD IT HAS GREEN ON IT!"

"Into the cave- after him, now!" Shouted their leader, and five green infantry dashed into the cave after Drake. The one who got shot in the balls hunched over and grabbed his groin in pain.
"Ow! Man, he shot me! Good thing I already lost that back in the third 'Nam..."

-Red Base-

"Aye. I'll get right on that." Raph said, then turned and simply walked out of the base toward the crashed ship. "It's probably too late by now, though..." He muttered to himself. "They're probably already captured or something." Once he arrived, he saw that almost all the Greens there were surrounding a cave entrance.
"Aaand called it."

Meanwhile, Tug was talking to Biscuit about the pizza. "Umm... I'm not so sure you should eat medicine pizza. It may cause bronchalitis or harpies. But I'm not too sure."

Cortez having completely missed what Hawke said noticed a number of Greens gathering near a cave nearby. "The Greens are getting too close! This is Red land! Everyone! Attack!" Cortez then yells and hops in the Warthog Turret.