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Coming from the person who floods the forum with stupid stories about her roommate every fucking hour.
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Toellner said Coming from the person who floods the forum with stupid stories about her roommate every fucking hour.



But really, this thread is no bueno.
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Coming from the person who floods the forum with stupid stories about her roommate every fucking hour.


+1,000,000
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Cpt Toellner said
Coming from the person who floods the forum with stupid stories about her roommate every fucking hour.


Key difference. People actually find those somewhat entertaining. This thread is simply asinine.
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Walker of Darkness said
Key difference. People actually find those somewhat entertaining. This thread is simply asinine.


^ This.

I know not everyone likes the Henry threads (does anyone honestly like everything in Spam?), but a lot of people do read and enjoy them.

This thread on the other hand, didn't seem like the sort of thing anyone here would respond positively to. *shrugs*

Edit: Also at least I've kept virtually all the stories to two threads that I keep updating. It's not like I make a new thread every time she says/does something interesting, so it's pretty easy to avoid if you don't wanna read any of it. I'd hardly call two threads "flooding the forum".
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I like the Henry threads.

But this thread is unoriginal and boring.
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Walker of Darkness said
Key difference. People actually find those somewhat entertaining. This thread is simply asinine.


Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I like the Henry threads.But this thread is unoriginal and boring.


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^ This. I know not everyone likes the Henry threads (does anyone honestly like in Spam?), but a lot of people do read and enjoy them.This thread on the other hand, didn't seem like the sort of thing anyone here would respond positively to. *shrugs*Edit: Also at least I've kept virtually all the stories to two threads that I keep updating. It's not like I make a new thread every time she says/does something interesting, so it's pretty easy to avoid if you don't wanna read any of it. I'd hardly call two threads "flooding the forum".


White Knights to the rescue. I never said this thread was better or worse than Kaga's, that was all you. I stated that it was ironic that she would post something like that, considering that a number (but obviously not all) of spammers find the nonstop stories about a freshmen friendship to be annoying.
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I don't think someone can really be a white knight if the person they're defending is their own self

Although I suppose that would be a rather successful white knighting

You're pretty much guaranteed a sexual favor in return

Or are you

Oh man, what if you're so shitty you turn yourself down because you can't bear the thought of being with yourself

Now that would be rather heartbreaking, wouldn't it
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White Knights to the rescue. I never said this thread was better or worse than Kaga's, that was all you. I stated that it was ironic that she would post something like that, considering that a number (but obviously not all) of spammers find the nonstop stories about a freshmen friendship to be annoying.


I was going to argue about this and continue to defend my initial post, but then I realized that I probably make me continue to sound like a complete asshat so uh yeah carry on.
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Kill Bones said
I don't think someone can really be a white knight if the person they're defending is their own selfAlthough I suppose that would be a rather successful white knightingYou're pretty much guaranteed a sexual favor in returnOr are youOh man, what if you're so shitty you turn yourself down because you can't bear the thought of being with yourselfNow that would be rather heartbreaking, wouldn't it


I more wanted her quote in there as well as the others, hoping that you'd get the picture. But I can change it if it would please KB, Minister of Internet Terminology.
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However, I want to state that I say these things as an insult, merely as observations. You won't take what I say that way, but that was the intention.
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Cpt Toellner said
Coming from the person who floods the forum with stupid stories about her roommate every fucking hour.


Cpt Toellner said
I more wanted her quote in there as well as the others, hoping that you'd get the picture. But I can change it if it would please KB, Minister of Internet Terminology.


The fuck crawled in your ass and died, dude? Unnecessary in the extreme.
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You guys still don't beat reddit with your ability to be butt hurt. Try harder.
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Aragorn said
You guys still don't beat reddit with your ability to be butt hurt.


Yeah, I probably shouldn't have hopped onto the internet immediately after I spent, like, an hour ranting about politics and religion and high school and why people suck and getting all riled up about it all.
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Halo said
The fuck crawled in your ass and died, dude? Unnecessary in the extreme.


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However, I want to state that I say these things as an insult, merely as observations. You won't take what I say that way, but that was the intention.


Halo, I would like to introduce you to Toellner, I don't know how you went the last two years without knowing him.
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