Come in! Come in! Please, peruse my wares and see what might be to your liking! My stock is not for everyone, I know. No common fandoms, no vampires or elves, no manga or anime, no plotless pairings or common geekery. All these things *do* have their value! It is simply not my stock and trade. But for the discerning patron, the person looking for something a little different? There, my friend, I might be of some service!

"What sort of person?" I hear you ask. Hm, yes, perhaps some details to help you decide might be in order. Firstly, I am looking for a writing partner to play the female roles to my male roles. Such a writing partner would be legally an adult and mature, with good grammar and spelling, and capable of writing in a mid-Casual to Advanced style. Quality is preferred over quantity, of course. Such a partner should be exactly that, a partner, capable of creating and running additional characters as the story may require, a story that that both parties should equally contribute to; the initial premises below are my inventory, but they are all extremely customizable to your taste and preference. A taste for things dark and mature is appreciated, yet humor is also an important consideration. The capability to post a few times a week is strongly preferred, but not required; real life will rudely interrupt even the best of us. Communication? Yes, please! Constructive criticism will not make me close up shop and ban you from the store, nor should you feel offended by any advice I might offer. The last thing I wish to do is disrespect or offend anyone! Should things not work out or if the product is not as you hoped, let me know! The nice thing about writing is that if things go wrong, we can always backtrack and rewrite! And, if in the end you find it is just not your proverbial cup of tea, simply notify customer service. There are no hard feelings. Some times things just do not work out.

Myself? Ah. I would like to think that I am all of the above, though I no doubt do have my faults, some of which include: abuse of the uncommon semi-colon; a tendency to use archaic idioms, spelling, and words; and when over excited I may accidentally skip over a word. Forgive me mine as I shall forgive you yours? I am willing and able to play multiple characters, including female. All in all, I am a cashiered poet: a forty something year old man who sold his soul to the company store and has only started in stealing it back. My limits are few and far between, although in the end the story is all.

Now if none of that has driven you screaming out of the shop, allow me the humble pleasure of highlighting my offerings. The male characters are the ones I would prefer to play as my primary.

On Sale - Now offering custom orders! Is there a pairing you are dying to do? Has some craving been eating away at your attention span to the exclusion of all else? A discreet communique with the proprietor (PM) indicating your desired pairing and at least the formations of a premise, and the store will be glad to see if we can accommodate you! (The shop reserves the right to not serve anime/fandoms/fanfics of any kind. Original characters and settings only, please.)



















And so if any of these capture your heart and imagination, please let me know! Post here, message me (when it's working) or even email me at tamminnanny AT gmail DOT com. General comments are welcome, as are alterations or suggestions as to how to make these tales even better. If you like my style but find these particular offerings not to your taste, I will be more than glad to entertain anything you might propose! Oh, and free sample are available upon request!

Thank you for taking the time to read this, and I wish you the joy of the day!

I haven't even finished the read and I'm already lining up! Promise I'll come back, re-read it all like a serious person. I just have to run to the local money lender so as to have enough coin to buy that pretty scarf with the strange markings on it. :)

Although - I've hovered (and still not made it to the money lender's, more because I'm afraid of that one person's grubby hands getting too near the wares than because I haven't fleet enough feet to get there and back quickly) and I suppose I shall have to take any which are left over. They are all perfection itself. Although (and isn't there always an although?), I know so little of the Bioshock universe that particular cloth might be too grand for my taste and make it seem like I was putting on airs.

The others, however? May I reserve whichever one was left over, after the others are done claiming (and while I run off to Allar al Dhabir, who I already owe my best ass's jack-colt to, in order to pay for the last rush to his lending stall)? That, or I willing take on whichever one you happen to leaning most towards at the moment.

And with that, I'm already late. If I don't hurry, the stall will close!

So I return with money and your stall is quiet - I shall have to respond and let you choose, mostly because I can't.

Angel of Mud: You've left this beautifully open. And then you had to go and throw out “steampunk” and watch where ideas go! :)

Bonny Black Hare: I've not heard this one, but rather read one about a hart, but either way – this tale ranks up there with East of the Sun, West of the Moon in my book. :)

Highwayman Came Riding: And what better to play than Bess, the Doleful Ghost! :)

Have a Heart: “It's a thankless job. But someone's got to do it!”

My Heart Belongs to Daddy: (I've been told to just say “Mr. Bubbles!” Only I'm not completely sure of the context other than creepy.)

Ah! You have found me out with the Highwayman! Yes, the heroine of the tale would be the landlord's black eyed daughter, and the upshot of this story is that we have an ending pre set as our goal. The downside is that the ending is... well... an upwards shot. Still there is far more than enough in the time period and the characters to make merry! As you seem to have a familiarity with it, shall we give it a whirl? And, as Private Messaging is still in the works, what would your preferred media be?

Oh, and the BioShock story is... rather creepy. If you are unfamiliar with the background, it might be hard to succinctly explain.

Oh I like you. You're a punny fellow. Also, the reality is that you had me at "bazaar." Then further at the fact you like to populate your stories with additional characters, but the clinchers were the wide array of story ideas and the fact that you too, believe a story is salvageable if one merely takes a step back and does a rewrite. Many a story would have survived if my partners and I had been able to figure out at what point the story's weave began to fray.

As for medium; threads would be fantastic. I'm amenable to pm's when they come to be, but until then, I'm just as comfortable posting in a public forum.

And yes, I've been told that while it should have been my preferred, but that I would have to play the games to more fully understand the mythos. All I know is the few things that happen which are too cool to NOT share with me, and that one of our more often visitors has the giant eagle/hawk song as a cell ring-tone. *L* I'm sorry I don't know enough to do it justice. It is an interesting idea.

Bess it is! Would you care to begin, or shall I? I'm assuming that her husband will be an NPC?

I had seen it as myself playing both the Captain and the Highwayman, while you take the roles of Bess and the Wife if you are agreeable to such? I did not know if you wanted Bess to already be married as well, but if so her husband would be an NPC. Anyone else (such as the landlord, servants, villagers, militia men, etc...) it would be a matter of first come, first serve.

I would start us off, but seeing as how my alarm is set to go off in five hours any start I make would not be up until sometime tomorrow. If you already planned on being up later this evening, I shall be the gentleman and defer the pleasure to you!

Certainly - I can do the girls. As for Bess - I'm assuming we're going to put our own twist on things, so perhaps I'll just let her tell me, when she starts to be written. I'm sure she has a rather definitive character.

Good heavens! Get to bed! Sleep well and I'm actually following you. I've been battling a flu-bug and it's late here as well. Later than I'd like it to be, and much later than the time when my brain is functional. :) But, I will race you to the first post tomorrow - that is, when I'm off, which considering it is Friday, may not be as early as I'd like. Hrff.

One or the other of us will have it. If I get on before, I'll put down a quick post here that I'm about to go and set us up. If you'll do the same, then we won't end up both doing the same thing, as so often seems to happen. :) In the meanwhile, rest up. The highwayman no doubt will take his dues.

A 'bump'

Ladies! Gentlemen! Run up and view my pretties! Romance and sauce! History and steampunk! Bloody dystopias and quiet countrysides! Now with plots!! All for your consideration, amusement and entertainment! Come one, come all, and step inside my tent to step outside of reality...

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*smiles* Good evening. I've read over most everything and I hope I fit the bill for partnership. Out of the plots that are left over, I think I prefer The Orphan above all the rest. I've got a character that would suit the tired-out city girl role. I'm curious about the time period for that one, though. I don't know a whole lot about history, so I'd be missing a lot of the fine details. If we could sort of build our own time period and setting, then that would work just fine by me.

Send me a PM if you like (if they're still working when you return). I hope to hear from you.

Hiya

If you are still looking for a partner for the demon lover I think it would be great fun to try. I read through what you are looking for in a partner and I think I would be to deliver on most parts, one small thing is I can sometimes have a slower posting rate as I prefer to write longer, descriptive posts rather than quick ones.

So if you're still interested in a partner for that plot send me a pm or something :)

PMs sent to both Mistress Dizzy and Elorwin.

I could give the Angel Of Mud plot a try. :)

Oh, I just got back to the website and I noticed your thread... Thank goodness I did! I absolutely loved reading your entire post and the beautiful story ideas that you had. I would be absolutely thrilled if my step back into the guild was to play out the story of the black hare with you. I am in love with this story just from your description of it.

PMs sent to iSuspect and RavenWolf.

Looking for one or two more partners currently. PM me if anything catches your eye!

Much like the Gates to Hell, there's room for one more.

WOW! Due to... a surprising amount of customer demand, I have had to close the shop for now until we can "restock". Thanks to all the tremendously talented and imaginative customers who have chosen to patronize my little stall!

A crier shall be sent forth throughout the marketplace should I open again for business, and at that time I hope that you will consider my shop for all of your future particular, peculiar and unique roleplaying needs!

Closed? Sad. I was going to offer some of my own items to the pile, as I am a book of stories.
Such is life. I shall await the open sign.