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I've never done forum 1x1 RPs, but I've done plenty in games (World of Warcraft mainly) and chat programs. Well over 50% of them ended up going smutty.


Moonguard.
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Your avatar has not changed SMUTTY MCSMUTPANTS!


Yeah, so, you got a problem, captain of the boner patrol? If I recall, it was my SIGNATURE that you thought was smutty.
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Moonguard.


I did get pulled over there by a friend (who I frequently had smutty 1 on 1 encounters with) in the last year or so I was playing WoW, and I made some other friends of a similar nature there, but most of those I knew and interacted with were from another roleplaying server that didn't have that reputation.
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I've had my fair share of 1x1 and I feel kind of proud of myself they didn't turn smutty ;)

Idle shut up XD you say nothing!
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I did get pulled over there by a friend (who I frequently had smutty 1 on 1 encounters with) in the last year or so I was playing WoW, and I made some other friends of a similar nature there, but most of those I knew and interacted with were from another roleplaying server that didn't have that reputation.


I went there once for shits and giggles, I don't play WOW but had it installed for the free sample. Bear in mind, I've only played LOTRO, which is pretty conservative about the appearances of their characters and though the RP scene does include smut it's not that visible. Oh not in Moonguard, the amount of stripped down dancing characters and simulated humping going on in Goldshire was unreal. It was hilarious.
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I've had my fair share of 1x1 and I feel kind of proud of myself they didn't turn smutty ;) Idle shut up XD you say nothing!


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I went there once for shits and giggles, I don't play WOW but had it installed for the free sample. Bear in mind, I've only played LOTRO, which is pretty conservative about the appearances of their characters and though the RP scene does include smut it's not that visible. Oh not in Moonguard, the amount of stripped down dancing characters and simulated humping going on in Goldshire was unreal. It was hilarious.


It gets even funnier if you get one of the roleplaying addons that lets people make a roleplaying profile thing and see those of others. I spent many hours just reading their ridiculous character histories and fucked up OOC info. One of my favorites was a list of kinks that went something like "Into futa, vore, ovipositioning, etc., not into any of that gross shit." So much unintentional comedy gold in the RP profiles of those sick little bastards.

The classy folks like myself had a basic character profile and said nothing one way or the other about smut in the open.
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It gets even funnier if you get one of the roleplaying addons that lets people make a roleplaying profile thing and see those of others. I spent many hours just reading their ridiculous character histories and fucked up OOC info. One of my favorites was a list of kinks that went something like "Into futa, vore, ovipositioning, etc., not into any of that gross shit." So much unintentional comedy gold in the RP profiles of those sick little bastards.The classy folks like myself had a basic character profile and said nothing one way or the other about smut in the open.


Oh my god. I thought I was pretty jaded when it came to smutty RP. I have to google those terms.

I see you share my RP style, carry on good sir. I've only RPed on LOTRO and some of those lore breaking RP profiles are hilarious. Sorry but there were no slutty shape shifting foxes in Tolkien's world. I don't know enough about WOW lore to really do it effectively the times I've played. Besides good smut has a good story, it's not just 'let's bang'.

E: Oh god...ovipositioning, vore...wtf. And all I could find on Futa was about taxes, what kind of sick bastards are these people?
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Oh my god. I thought I was pretty jaded when it came to smutty RP. I have to google those terms. I see you share my RP style, carry on good sir. I've only RPed on LOTRO and some of those lore breaking RP profiles are hilarious. Sorry but there were no slutty shape shifting foxes in Tolkien's world. I don't know enough about WOW lore to really do it effectively the times I've played. Besides good smut has a good story, it's not just 'let's bang'.E: Oh god...ovipositioning, vore...wtf. And all I could find on Futa was about taxes, what kind of sick bastards are these people?


Futa is chicks with dicks. It's a thing people apparently get off on.
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Sorry but there were no slutty shape shifting foxes in Tolkien's world.


You clearly didn't read the appendixes closely enough. They were totally in there. Along with the Ent orgies and the mythical race known as black people, perhaps the most mysterious in all Middle Earth.
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It gets even funnier if you get one of the roleplaying addons that lets people make a roleplaying profile thing and see those of others. I spent many hours just reading their ridiculous character histories and fucked up OOC info. One of my favorites was a list of kinks that went something like "Into futa, vore, ovipositioning, etc., not into any of that gross shit." So much unintentional comedy gold in the RP profiles of those sick little bastards.The classy folks like myself had a basic character profile and said nothing one way or the other about smut in the open.


Talking about WoW RPing?

I had more fun reading the profiles of wish fulfillment tryhards who wanted to be Arthas' son, personally.
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You clearly didn't read the appendixes closely enough. They were totally in there. Along with the Ent orgies and the mythical race known as black people, perhaps the most mysterious in all Middle Earth.


Hey...they were in Far Harad. They did exist.
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Hey...they were in Far Harad. They did exist.


Exactly.

That's where all the she-Ents ran off to. For the orgies.
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Exactly.That's where all the she-Ents ran off to. For the orgies.


They told the Ents one day they'd understand.
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How can there be female Ents... if they're made of wood?
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Oh my god. I thought I was pretty jaded when it came to smutty RP. I have to google those terms. I see you share my RP style, carry on good sir. I've only RPed on LOTRO and some of those lore breaking RP profiles are hilarious. Sorry but there were no slutty shape shifting foxes in Tolkien's world. I don't know enough about WOW lore to really do it effectively the times I've played. Besides good smut has a good story, it's not just 'let's bang'.E: Oh god...ovipositioning, vore...wtf. And all I could find on Futa was about taxes, what kind of sick bastards are these people?


Yeah, agreed. Just "lol let's do the sex" sorta things are exceedingly boring. It's best if it happens naturally in the midst of a good story, makes it actually have some sort of importance rather than being essentially a written one night stand.

Hahaha, yeah, sick bastards indeed. I was unfortunate enough to walk in on some ovipositioning RP being done in public channels on Moonguard once. It was horrifying but enthralling, like a train wreck.

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Talking about WoW RPing? I had more fun reading the profiles of wish fulfillment tryhards who wanted to be Arthas' son, personally.


Those were pretty fun too. I knew a guy who in all seriousness RPed as Arthas's brother who was also trained by Illidan to be a demon hunter. He got extremely offended when people mocked his shit.
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Now I've been asked kindly by the establishment, not to go pokin' my nose around in threads, publically humiliatin' them for their smut. I've also been asked not to post in threads I don't intend on joinin' sadly. I've been tryin' to think of a way to figure out the best way to route these self-diddlers, but I'm... Well I'm just stumped. I reckon together we could come up with a good idea, I may just start one of those tumbler drink blog-type things, and post my findin's there.

What do you boys (and gals!) think would be the best way to route the smut?
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Now I've been asked kindly by the establishment, not to go pokin' my nose around in threads, publically humiliatin' them for their smut. I've also been asked not to post in threads I don't intend on joinin' sadly. I've been tryin' to think of a way to figure out the best way to route these self-diddlers, but I'm... Well I'm just stumped. I reckon together we could come up with a good idea, I may just start one of those tumbler drink blog-type things, and post my findin's there.What do you boys (and gals!) think would be the best way to route the smut?


I think it's not a good idea.

Your best bet is to PM a mod or even Mahz himself though and let him know whenever he has free time it would be in his interests if he took a look at them.
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Jorick said Yeah, agreed. Just "lol let's do the sex" sorta things are exceedingly boring. It's best if it happens naturally in the midst of a good story, makes it actually have some sort of importance rather than being essentially a written one night stand.

Hahaha, yeah, sick bastards indeed. I was unfortunate enough to walk in on some ovipositioning RP being done in public channels on Moonguard once. It was horrifying but enthralling, like a train wreck.

I just can't imagine what is appealing about that. I'm not ever clear on the details other than something with eggs? O_o What in the World of Warcraft even lays eggs? I have caught some out in the open ERP before, some lore breaking cat nekowafer whatever having their freaky manimal sex on the stairs of the Prancing Pony. For shame.

Jorick said Those were pretty fun too. I knew a guy who in all seriousness RPed as Arthas's brother who was also trained by Illidan to be a demon hunter. He got extremely offended when people mocked his shit.


Those make me laugh. You have no idea how many girlfriends Legolas has, what a player.
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I just can't imagine what is appealing about that. I'm not ever clear on the details other than something with eggs? O_o What in the World of Warcraft even lays eggs? I have caught some out in the open ERP before, some lore breaking cat nekowafer whatever having their freaky manimal sex on the stairs of the Prancing Pony. For shame. Those make me laugh. You have no idea how many girlfriends Legolas has, what a player.


Well, in WoW there's this race of insectoid creatures called sithilid (or something like that), and that seemed to be the popular thing to use for the creepy egg laying stuff, and I'm pretty sure that's what was going on in the thing I stumbled onto. I'm sure they also did it with generic tentacle monsters as well, just because I've seen multiple drawings of such due to the internet being a magical place full of discovery and disgust. Also, as I understand it, ovipositioning is laying eggs inside a person, not just random egg laying, so... Good times?

If I played LOTRO and RPed in it, I'd be Gimli's boyfriend.
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