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It was horrifying but enthralling, like a train wreck.


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Jorick said
Well, in WoW there's this race of insectoid creatures called sithilid (or something like that), and that seemed to be the popular thing to use for the creepy egg laying stuff, and I'm pretty sure that's what was going on in the thing I stumbled onto. I'm sure they also did it with generic tentacle monsters as well, just because I've seen multiple drawings of such due to the internet being a magical place full of discovery and disgust. Also, as I understand it, ovipositioning is laying eggs inside a person, not just random egg laying, so... Good times?If I played LOTRO and RPed in it, I'd be Gimli's boyfriend.




Wow...just...I find it horrific and yet part of me wants to reinstall it and just camp out in the Goldshire in on Moonguard to watch the madness.

You know there are people that RP female dwarves but since the game has no female character creation for the dwarf race there are a handful of burly bearded dudes in dresses and tiaras running around.
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-Logs into Chatango
-Sees the entire first page of the "meet people" being smut profiles

They are literally begging for it.

And it's funny, because Mike and I once trolled this one cyber chat by cybering and got banned. Like wut?
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idlehands said
Wow...just...I find it horrific and yet part of me wants to reinstall it and just camp out in the Goldshire in on Moonguard to watch the madness. You know there are people that RP female dwarves but since the game has no female character creation for the dwarf race there are a handful of burly bearded dudes in dresses and tiaras running around.


Hahaha, yeah, I know. I haven't played for well over a year, but I've been considering grabbing a trial account for that purpose myself.

Also, dwarves running around with tiaras and dresses sound legit to me. I always figured as a kid that female dwarves also had beards and were indistinguishable from the males aside from the genitalia, which would lead to some awkward romantic situations.
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Hahaha, yeah, I know. I haven't played for well over a year, but I've been considering grabbing a trial account for that purpose myself.Also, dwarves running around with tiaras and dresses sound legit to me. I always figured as a kid that female dwarves also had beards and were indistinguishable from the males aside from the genitalia, which would lead to some awkward romantic situations.


Came to mind right away:
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Beatrix said
-Logs into Chatango-Sees the entire first page of the "meet people" being smut profilesThey are literally begging for it.


Oh god. A streaming site that I watch uses chatango for the chat because it's easier to moderate than twitch chat or some shit, and I eventually had to make my chatango hidden on that meet people list, because I'd constantly get messages like "hey bby wan sum fuk".
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Came to mind right away:


Hahaha, yeah, I knew I'd seen the concept in fantasy stuff somewhere, forgot where it was.
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Hahaha, yeah, I know. I haven't played for well over a year, but I've been considering grabbing a trial account for that purpose myself.

Also, dwarves running around with tiaras and dresses sound legit to me. I always figured as a kid that female dwarves also had beards and were indistinguishable from the males aside from the genitalia, which would lead to some awkward romantic situations.


If you do, let me know. Last time I went with a friend and we had a ball fucking with those people in the Inn.

The dwarves I suppose probably were like that, Tolkien was never clear about it and only ever mentioned one female dwarf by name. I had a dwarf hunter that I RPed for awhile in an all dwarf kinship. I considered revealing him to be female at the end of the storyline because in the books Tolkien mentions that when female dwarves went out into the world they disguised themselves as men and none could tell the difference. Alas, we never got to the end and the story fizzled out.
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I've done two onexones. One was not smutty at all. The other one never started because woodfin got banned.
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