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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Professor_Wyvern
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Hooray! Someone else knows the best way to kill. Sadly Atl must reclaim his cat... Damn Metal Men better not mess with it.
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love that nickname for her too, Half-Mane...
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Half-mane shave part of mane. Atl has full mane. Natural nickname from the Savage.
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I whenever Atl talks I hear Solomon Grundy mixed with Bizarro. He'd probably get along with them too.
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Me no am friends with Bizarro. Bizzaro speak unproperly.

Bizzaro and Solomon Grundy are both incredibly awesome.

Side-note: My word we hate horses. Sacrificed three of the bloody things. Horseling Rand, must be devastated at the loss of so many horses...
This tribe knows PROPER fighting, on the ground. Just need to be sure to collect the meat from their corpses. Slayer needs good meat, to grow up big and strong to slay more foes and be a better warrior.
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sacrifice all the horses!
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Wintergrey said
sacrifice all the horses!


Damn straight. I expect EVERY horse to die in this battle. Hopefully all through owners not caring about the steed and ritualistically sending them off to die, so the tribe can fight as true warriors, on the ground, chest painted with the blood of the enemy tribe. Without the metal hides of course.

Probably won't happen though. Oh well. At least there'll still be blood-shed.
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Wintergrey said
sacrifice all the horses!


a knights only as good as his horse.
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Enalais said
a knights only as good as his horse.


>Implying we are knights

You damn well know we are Rag-Tag 'Professionals'. Accept this and get on the ground and embrace the savagery of battle for the glory of the tribe!
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Enalais said
a knights only as good as his horse.

are you implying i'm as good as dead? Is that a threat!?!?!?!?!
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Professor_Wyvern said
>Implying we are knightsYou damn well know we are Rag-Tag 'Professionals'. Accept this and get on the ground and embrace the savagery of battle for the glory of the tribe!


maybe...
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See. This is we fight solely on ground. Horses drive wedges between us. And tribe no need be divided.

Plus think of the money Chieftain will save.
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Psh, you don't scare me.
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Professor_Wyvern said
See. This is we fight solely on ground. Horses drive wedges between us. And tribe no need be divided.Plus think of the money Chieftain will save.


It's true; now that they're dead I can replace some of the meat you gluttons went through. Some.
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*Raises hand* Cheiftain need Atl to go out hunting more to bring meat for tribe?
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Yes. Hunt well.
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Then it shall be done.
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IncredibleBee said
Yeah, but openly assembling an army counts as "large ripples". It's best we dissuade them immediately.


50 men is barely an army. Infighting between nobles is allowed and will only be stopped by the king when it's in his or the kingdoms best interest to stop wars between nobles.

IncredibleBee said
No I mean it seems like nobody gets the plan.I call it Plan: Diplomacy.There is absolutely no way we can survive a direct confrontation with the Royal Army at full force as we are. If we treat the spies with hostility, King has permission to wreck our shit. If he learns I've hired mercenaries, he has permission to wreck our shit. If the spies don't come back, he has permission to wreck our shit.The only way to keep the spies from going "Hey Isolde is plotting something" is by treating them as allies. We invite them in, put on our best clothes, and behave well while I explain that these are not in fact mercenaries, but a few extra bodyguards to fend off the local bandits, as they've gotten rather rowdy as of late.


Hiring mercenaries is therefore not giving him permission to wreck your shit.

On the other hand, he's the king. If he wishes to fuck you up, he will do it. Nobody can/will stop him because the other nobles will lay claim to your lands, villages, castles and birthright. There will be smart deals struck to deal with you. The mere fact that you are still alive shows that he does not wish to wreck your shit as is. He is your brother after all, a bit of an asshole brother but he's your brother none the less. Sparing you was more or less symbolic for 'look I'm a good king.'
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Just a quick reminder to everyone that Stag's Rest has sufficient facilities to hold 30 prisoners without much issue. Just in case you want a pet or something.
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Atl could use a personal bard to sing his glories into battle...

Music-man! Make song for Slayer!
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