I've got another dick question (and this time I know how to phrase it)

What happens when you run????????????????????? Does it bounce? Does the peen itself bounce? Do the balls bounce? What does a jock strap do? Does it flop? Does it flop out the shorts?

If you are wearing briefs or tight boxers ,no . Even if you're not ,you don't really feel it bouncing ,it bounces a bit ,but not too much.

A jockstrap holds a cup to the pud and testacles, so they are not damaged in the ritual of sports. Basically it's a modern equivalent to a codpiece.

I figure it's kind of like boobs.

What happens when you run????????????????????? Does it bounce? Does the peen itself bounce? Do the balls bounce? What does a jock strap do? Does it flop? Does it flop out the shorts?
@Taaj

Unless you're in the nude, it doesn't bounce. But who runs in the nude, amiriite? Haha...

You know. I'm pretty sure there is FtM gear you can buy that simulates life with a penis to answer these questions

Yes, it bounces. That's why we wear underwear.

The most common reason for men to be admitted to A&E is violent-flopping-related genital trauma caused by running. True fact.

I guess? In gym shorts and regular boxers it can be quite something. You're welcome, girls of my highschool P.E. class.

flip floppy pork swords

You see? Briefs are just better.

I wonder what the world would be like if this was the only underwear you could buy

Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.

Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.
@The Nexerus

okay but what if I told you dick threads are the coolest thing about spam rn

I wonder what the world would be like if this was the only underwear you could buy
@Smiral

A lot of free ballin'

I wonder what the world would be like if this was the only underwear you could buy
@Smiral

>implying I would need to be forced to wear those

Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.
@The Nexerus

Even if I did this I would still make threads about dicks.

<Snipped quote by The Nexerus> Even if I did this I would still make threads about dicks.
@Taaj

But they wouldn't get questions. Because you would also buy a go pro, and post video's from your psuedodick's POV as you do normal things. .... I can't even imagine the required penis strength to carry around a go pro. You're need like... a trapeze.

Taaj with a realistic dick on a trapeze Tempted to make porn.

A Taajpeze of Dick. .... An MLG Dicktaaj ... Hmmm

I've got another dick question (and this time I know how to phrase it)

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