I've got another dick question (and this time I know how to phrase it)

[NotAMouse]

What happens when you run????????????????????? Does it bounce? Does the peen itself bounce? Do the balls bounce? What does a jock strap do? Does it flop? Does it flop out the shorts?

[Teoinsanity]

If you are wearing briefs or tight boxers ,no . Even if you're not ,you don't really feel it bouncing ,it bounces a bit ,but not too much.

[Gandalf]

A jockstrap holds a cup to the pud and testacles, so they are not damaged in the ritual of sports. Basically it's a modern equivalent to a codpiece.

[idlehands]

I figure it's kind of like boobs.

[BrobyDDark]

What happens when you run????????????????????? Does it bounce? Does the peen itself bounce? Do the balls bounce? What does a jock strap do? Does it flop? Does it flop out the shorts?

@Taaj

Unless you're in the nude, it doesn't bounce. But who runs in the nude, amiriite? Haha...

[aza]

You know. I'm pretty sure there is FtM gear you can buy that simulates life with a penis to answer these questions

[Hank]

Yes, it bounces. That's why we wear underwear.

[Halo]

The most common reason for men to be admitted to A&E is violent-flopping-related genital trauma caused by running. True fact.

[Awson]

I guess? In gym shorts and regular boxers it can be quite something. You're welcome, girls of my highschool P.E. class.

[Smiral]

flip floppy pork swords

[Holmishire]

You see? Briefs are just better.

[Smiral]

I wonder what the world would be like if this was the only underwear you could buy

[The Nexerus]

Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.

[Smiral]

Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.

@The Nexerus

okay but what if I told you dick threads are the coolest thing about spam rn

[idlehands]

I wonder what the world would be like if this was the only underwear you could buy

@Smiral

A lot of free ballin'

[Awson]

I wonder what the world would be like if this was the only underwear you could buy

@Smiral

>implying I would need to be forced to wear those

[NotAMouse]

Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.

@The Nexerus

Even if I did this I would still make threads about dicks.

[aza]

<Snipped quote by The Nexerus> Even if I did this I would still make threads about dicks.

@Taaj

But they wouldn't get questions. Because you would also buy a go pro, and post video's from your psuedodick's POV as you do normal things. .... I can't even imagine the required penis strength to carry around a go pro. You're need like... a trapeze.

[NotAMouse]

Taaj with a realistic dick on a trapeze Tempted to make porn.

[aza]

A Taajpeze of Dick. .... An MLG Dicktaaj ... Hmmm