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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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What happens when you run????????????????????? Does it bounce? Does the peen itself bounce? Do the balls bounce? What does a jock strap do? Does it flop? Does it flop out the shorts?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Teoinsanity
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If you are wearing briefs or tight boxers ,no . Even if you're not ,you don't really feel it bouncing ,it bounces a bit ,but not too much.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Gandalf
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A jockstrap holds a cup to the pud and testacles, so they are not damaged in the ritual of sports. Basically it's a modern equivalent to a codpiece.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by idlehands
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I figure it's kind of like boobs.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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What happens when you run????????????????????? Does it bounce? Does the peen itself bounce? Do the balls bounce? What does a jock strap do? Does it flop? Does it flop out the shorts?
Unless you're in the nude, it doesn't bounce. But who runs in the nude, amiriite? Haha...
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by aza
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You know. I'm pretty sure there is FtM gear you can buy that simulates life with a penis to answer these questions
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Hank
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Yes, it bounces. That's why we wear underwear.
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Halo
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The most common reason for men to be admitted to A&E is violent-flopping-related genital trauma caused by running. True fact.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Awson
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I guess? In gym shorts and regular boxers it can be quite something. You're welcome, girls of my highschool P.E. class.
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Smiral
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flip floppy pork swords
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Holmishire
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You see? Briefs are just better.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Smiral
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I wonder what the world would be like if this was the only underwear you could buy
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.
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Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.
okay but what if I told you dick threads are the coolest thing about spam rn
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I wonder what the world would be like if this was the only underwear you could buy
A lot of free ballin'
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Awson
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I wonder what the world would be like if this was the only underwear you could buy
>implying I would need to be forced to wear those
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.
Even if I did this I would still make threads about dicks.
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<Snipped quote by The Nexerus> Even if I did this I would still make threads about dicks.
But they wouldn't get questions. Because you would also buy a go pro, and post video's from your psuedodick's POV as you do normal things. .... I can't even imagine the required penis strength to carry around a go pro. You're need like... a trapeze.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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Taaj with a realistic dick on a trapeze Tempted to make porn.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by aza
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A Taajpeze of Dick. .... An MLG Dicktaaj ... Hmmm
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