Thgis is a RP forum where you write the story.

So let's write a story together that has less standards than free RP.

The Purple Star
By Zombie

The purple star shined so bright bright
The faces of humanity melted at night
Every day was a sight
Even with sunset being a blight

But there is one problem with what I wrote
And that is that stars can't be purple
Stupid

And so the stupid spread to mars, where it infused with the rocks and probes to create the civilization of weiohdipi who are known for making their language by slapping a keyboard with their hands like this: wduhirfti;uiturheijlegfiuj;ke4j refdijuhoerfdijoedrfiuoioj dhuier3iuhfr drfhiudriuhe2 3hiue

The following clearly has to do with their concept of romance.

But alas, romance for the Weio is hard.

Because they reproduce by mitosis.

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Until their wrist hurt, than they...

Died forever and ever.

The End

Which was the shittiest addition to minecraft

No one even saw it coming.

Except for Bob. Because Bob was all-knowing.

Suddenly more alien show up

They talk like the other aliens, but now with capslock. They are very scary.

DFCVIJUHQERWDFI;UHQEWDRFIQERFI;U REFCUIHIUHREWUHIERFG UIERYIQ ERD G QVVGCHSVDDVHDS HDS CDS C CD SC DSC DC DSC DSC DSC DSC DSCDSCJHEDCHJRECJHBWEC JER CHERJH CERC JHR HCFRE HJCE RHJCFREJH CJHE RC JHEC JHEFC HE CRHC ERHJKCHERCB RECHBJURCBHEBHDFCJC JUKDERD RWERWFT ETRWF TRWFE VTRFGVWETGVTTGR TGTRWF F RWF RWFQEFQDRWX DR DQFDRQEXQDRW F QDFXWRFQEDRRD DRF XREFQDWREFD RECRFC E EDR QEDR D FREC R CF

They told the humans.

And the humans were scared because all that gibberish made no fucking sense.

But Bob knew what it meant, and the knowledge that he gained from the aliens was so amazing that it BURNT HIS BRAINS UP AND HE DIED.

And then the Fire Nation attacked.

And then the fire nation spontaneously turned to 500 adorable orange tiger kittens. Aw :-) !

ROCKS FUCKING FELL
EVERYONE DIES
NO TAKSIES BACKSIES
NO G-MODDING

ONLY IM ALLOWED

No G-Modding? Alright then. I'm not even that good at Garry's Mod to begin with.

Link plays the Song of Time, bringing everyone back to life and putting the rocks back into place.

Kink, Link's brother, asks the scary aliens if they like ropes.

Then the rocks fall again because Link didn't do anything to keep them from falling and no-one has memories of them falling. Everyone dies because it happened the same way it did before. The End.

End was a jerk of a man, he liked to walk around like a hobo despite making a million dollars a day on stocks.

But he had a ginormous dick and did his hair real nice so no one cared even tho he was a hobo millionaire

He was a member of an elite group of hobos: The PROFESSIONAL HOBOS.

da prfosneial hobos liek 2 dance sumtmies so Ed was doin hobo stfuf 1 day and strated dnacing the coton-eyd joe

Then, The hobos, exploded.

Avant garde?