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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Sloth
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Rainaa said
Men will attempt to become hermaphrodites for reproduction


Vast majority of the newly hermaphroditic human race abort children rather than deal with the responsibility of child care.

Humans quickly become an endangered species.
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I know you guys are all mostly joking, but I don't get how anyone could seriously, rationally believe humans will become anywhere close to endangered/extinct before we reach effective immortality.
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I wonder how long it'll take for them to make a female-friendly version of this.
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Jorick said
I wonder how long it'll take for them to make a female-friendly version of this.


It's japan, so that's never happening
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I will not abide this cross-breeding between humans and machines. Millenials were bad enough. Now we're gonna have to deal with Bicentennials.
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Kill Bones said
It's japan, so that's never happening


Nah man, I'm sure it'll happen. The weird sex shit market is definitely biased toward men, but there's always someone out there who'll twist it to be directed at women to appeal to the niche market.
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Jorick said
I wonder how long it'll take for them to make a female-friendly version of this.


Kill Bones said
It's japan, so that's never happening


I'm sure if you fiddled around with the controls for a little bit it's at least usable for the lesbian market?
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Kill Bones said
It's japan, so that's never happening


It's using a device that's essentially an Acme brand vagina imitation and two screens in front of your face, but imitation dongs don't exist so I can imagine how it'd be difficult to make a female version.

Also, I'm certain there's at least enough people around willing to pay for a workable tentacle sex simulator.
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Sloth said
Vast majority of the newly hermaphroditic human race abort children rather than deal with the responsibility of child care.Humans quickly become an endangered species.


We're fucked
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CidTheKid said
It's using a device that's essentially an Acme brand vagina imitation and two screens in front of your face, but imitation dongs don't exist so I can imagine how it'd be difficult to make a female version.Also, I'm certain there's at least enough people around willing to pay for a workable tentacle sex simulator.


You're...

Joking right?

Haptic Gloves also make your hands feel like they're touching stuff.
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Turtlicious said
You're...

Joking right?

Haptic Gloves also make your hands feel like they're touching stuff.


Of course not. Also I am in possession of a bridge I would like to sell someone.

Also, I didn't know this thing had gloves. At least, I didn't see it anywhere in the article. Even if it did, though, I don't think just having gloves on, would fully replicate touching something. Maybe a combination of gloves and one of these might do the trick.
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Japanese people are weird!
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I really can not express how much I love this thread right now.
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I'd rather not.
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Wtf.
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Love how fancy they made the jerk-off machine look.
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Jorick said
I wonder how long it'll take for them to make a female-friendly version of this.


Kill Bones said
It's japan, so that's never happening


One of the latest seasons had a fanservice anime for women called "Free!", so they're on the right...or wrong track, whatever your view on the issue is.
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What if they're trapped in the waifu realities forever?
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