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And he wasn't even trying to let me win. He wasn't going totally full out because he was also tutoring me on the side BUT STILL I AM NEVER GOING TO LET HIM LIVE IT DOWN.~~~~~I'm also not going to let him live down the fact that he once told me his dick is 8 inches when it most definitely is not.~~~~~
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A solid 7.8
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How big is it then?

His disappointment from losing to you at League?
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You both lose for playing league of losers over Dota 2
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You both lose for playing league of losers over Dota 2


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You both lose for playing league of losers over Dota 2


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Now consume his heart, it is only normal for Sith to kill their masters after besting them in single combat.
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Time to get a new boyfriend, me thinks.
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Actually playing MOBAs in general.
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Have you measured?
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I like how 75% of this thread is just people asking how big your boyfriend's dick is.
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So lets talk about his dick
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And he wasn't even trying to let me win. He wasn't going totally full out because he was also tutoring me on the side BUT STILL I AM NEVER GOING TO LET HIM LIVE IT DOWN.~~~~~I'm also not going to let him live down the fact that he once told me his dick is 8 inches when it most definitely is not.~~~~~


1) well played
2) He bottoms out in you when his dick isn't even 8 inches? I knew you were small, but damn.

PS. Breaking up with me means you learned to play League of Legends instead of Dota 2. Talk about bad life decisions, like holy shit.
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Just remember, if a woman is bad at parking it's because she's been lied to all her life about how long 8 inches actually are.
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Update: He proceeded to beat the shit out of me..... in every other game of league. bwehuehue.

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1) well played
2) He bottoms out in you when his dick isn't even 8 inches? I knew you were small, but damn.

PS. Breaking up with me means you learned to play League of Legends instead of Dota 2. Talk about bad life decisions, like holy shit.


omg too much personal information. fuck you, man.
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1v1 League isn't really League.
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1v1 League isn't really League.


I'd literally just started to learn how to play that day.
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I'd literally just started to learn how to play that day.


Haha ok, then good job that's impressive (if he's any good)
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Haha ok, then good job that's impressive (if he's any good)


He often tells me how good he is at League. Don't know how good he actually is but he's apparently logged way too many hours playing it with his brother.

I played as Ashe and nailed down her ult pretty well, to the point where I would get quiet and act confused about what to buy but secretly be aiming a GIANT FUCKING ARROW at his ass. Good times.
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<Snipped quote by Jster>

He often tells me how good he is at League. Don't know how good he actually is but he's apparently logged way too many hours playing it with his brother.

I played as Ashe and nailed down her ult pretty well, to the point where I would get quiet and act confused about what to buy but secretly be aiming a GIANT FUCKING ARROW at his ass. Good times.


>tfw 2000 games and still in bronze league
>fuckin elo hell
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